apparently I like hockey now?

Jay | 30s | Danish | He/him | Queer, white, jewish | AuDHD | I also run @incorrect-tolkien-quotes

[queerasbuck]

everything is about hockey. except hockey, which is about impregnating sidney crosby #speakingmytruth

[queerasbuck]

guys, guys, listen to me, come on, ok: if you're gonna write Winner's Room fic then you cannot be all fluffy about it, ok, you gotta lean in to the problematic themes ok, it has to be dub-con, the dub-con is the point, winner's room is such a dub-con/non-con plot device, it has to be fucked up, ok, please, the fucked up consent issues humiliation is the point pls

[queerasbuck]

also, sorry, unrelated to the above but. I just came across a fic with these tags and felt like someone smashed my knees tonya harding-style

[queerasbuck]

guys, guys, listen to me, come on, ok: if you're gonna write Winner's Room fic then you cannot be all fluffy about it, ok, you gotta lean in to the problematic themes ok, it has to be dub-con, the dub-con is the point, winner's room is such a dub-con/non-con plot device, it has to be fucked up, ok, please, the fucked up consent issues humiliation is the point pls

[twominutesforembellishment]

This is so sweet. Would love to see you draw big papa Geno with the babies 🫶

He's feeding them!

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[just-a-leech-boy]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[linusmir]

I never can tell anymore if anyone is doing a bit or not.

[habsmyheart]

If one is unable to locate a Montréal Gator, one should try to locate a Montréal Wolf instead. There is a high chance the Gator will be in touching distance, beaming.

Evidence:

[hadesbestgod]

Oh! Mutual would love this post

> looks inside

>I found it because mutual rebloged it

[nondivisable]

I need to say something and I need y'all to be calm

if it isn't actively bad or harmful, no representation should be called "too simple" or "too surface level"

I have a whole argument for this about the barbie movie but today I wanna talk about a show called "the babysitters club" on Netflix

(obligatory disclaimer that I watched only two episodes of this show so if it's super problematic I'm sorry) (yes. I know it's based on a book, this is about the show)

this is a silly 8+ show that my 9 year old sister is watching and it manages to tackle so many complex topics in such an easy way. basic premise is these 13 year old girls have a babysitting agency.

in one episode, a girl babysits this transfem kid. the approach is super simple, with the kid saying stuff like "oh no, those are my old boy clothes, these are my girl clothes". they have to go to the doctor and everyone is calling the kid by her dead name and using he/him and this 13 year old snaps at like a group of doctors and they all listen to her. it's pure fantasy and any person versed in trans theory would point out a bunch of mistakes.

but after watching this episode, my little sister started switching to my name instead of my dead name and intercalating he/him pronouns when talking about me.

one of the 13 years old is a diabetic and sometimes her whole personality is taken over by that. but she has this episode where she pushes herself to her limit and passes out and talks about being in a coma for a while because of not recognizing the limits of her disability.

and this allowed my 9 year old sister to understand me better when I say "I really want to play with you but right now my body physically can't do that" (I'm disabled). she has even asked me why I'm pushing myself, why I'm not using my crutches when I complain about pain.

my mom is 50 years old and watching this show with my sister. she said the episode about the diabetic girl helped her understand me and my disability better. she grew up disabled as well, but she was taught to shut up and power through.

yes, silly simple representation can annoy you if you've read thousands of pages about queer liberation or disability radical thought, but sometimes things are not for you.

[theroundbartable]

Everything you know, might be smth somone else just found out about.

[mollyjames]

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

[lakemojave]

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

[mollyjames]

HEY

[hacash]

Much is made in LOTR of the Tooks being absolute madlads, but I would like to point out that the maddest lad of them all, arguably, was Big Bandobras 'Grow Taller Than Everyone Else & Beat The Shit Out Of Some Goblins And Invent The Game Of Golf Simultaneously' 'Bullroarer' Took: who took off to Long Cleeve and became the forefather of the North-Took branch. Given their illustrious ancestor, it's not an unfair assumption that however ridiculous the rest of the Shire find the Tooks, the Tooks themselves consider the North-Tooks to be the irresponsible madlads of the clan. I would also like to point out that Pippin's eventual wife, Diamond, comes from the North-Took offshoot.

I therefore present to you this possibility: a marriage in which Pippin is the sensible and restrained one.

[etheltempest]

the entire montreal canadiens roster wins the ‘best bromance’ award 🏆

[queerasbuck]

lmao a mutual of mine just posted that they don't believe in aromanticism so uh. bye bitch, you're fucking blocked.

and that goes for everyone else: if you're in the business of denying anyone else a label that they feel describes their experiences/how they move through the world, then I want you to block me immediately

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[not100bees]

Very very very important photo to me already I can tell.

[saucetrnak]

happy pride month to whatever they have going on