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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Song Lyrics Starters [Season 1 Edition]

Feel free to change pronouns and other things as you see fit! Warning for cursing, mentions of drugs, gendered slurs, and some nsfw elements.

"It happens to be where ____ lives, but that's not why I'm here!"

"What? No, I'm not!"

"That's a sexist term!"

"She's so broken inside!"

"The situation is a lot more nuanced than that."

"What a feeling of love in my gut--I'm falling faster than the middle school's music program was cut!"

"And the sky seems to smile at me!"

"It's all new, but I have no fear."

"But don't get me wrong, if he asked for a date, I would totally be like, that sounds great!"

"Sorry kids, budget cuts."

"Hey ___, I wanna look good for you tonight."

"Ah, let's see how the guys get ready."

"This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something."

"You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches. I'm forever changed by what I've just seen."

"So remarkable and weird, right?"

"I'm so good at yoga!"

"I do shit with my body that no human should be able to do."

"I'm so much better than you!"

"Nope, I'm an adult!"

"I'm not afraid of clowns and trains!"

"You're everything that I wish I could be."

"Wanna clone you and consume you, wanna own you and cartoon you!"

"Cause I'm feeling kinda naughty tonight."

"Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud."

"I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff!"

"I want your abs!"

"I used to be afraid of so much in this world."

"Now if someone pulls a gun on me, I pull out my knife."

"Sit on my lap like I'm Santa and listen to me."

"That's not how smoke or fire works."

"If you're scared of bees, get stung!"

"Reach for the stars! Literally touch the stars! Face your fears! Stars aren't that hot."

"I definitely have friends!"

"No one can say that I do not have friends!"

"I'm all the boy band you'll ever need."

"Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye."

"We're also a team of licensed medical professionals."

"Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four ___."

"Come on cutie, get between my thighs!"

"And please don't be a murderer."

"Most people don't know about the window."

"Please don't steal anything on the way."

"Darling, just settle for me."

"Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride."

"Demeaning terms are all that I have left of my masculinity."

"Let's pretend I didn't say that."

"But I'm right here in flesh and blood and self-hate."

"You can't monopolize the bathroom at a taco festival!"

"I never knew a beauty like this before."

"Dads do that."

"Yeah, it's a weird visual, now that I think of it."

"Having a daughter is just weird."

"I'm a good person, better than you!"

"Newsflash, douchebags, I'm a good person!"

"Say it or I'll kill your husband!"

"Prepare for your parents to be impressed."

"I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter."

"This is my business and I'm built for success."

"___, you're zip, zilch, and bupkis."

"Gonna suck up and kiss ass!"

"I've never played piano before."

"Cause if you look real close at those little hairs and veins, you're like, 'Hands are sort of gross'."

"Hey, you sunburnt MILFs, give me a shout!"

"You're not listening, so what's the use?"

"I'm in a sexy French depression."

"I can only breathe and sigh."

"Cause he's elite."

"No, that would be absurd!"

"I can peek, but I have to be discreet!"

"I don't mean that as an insult; I'm just stating it as fact."

"Since when do you have a vendetta against vases?"

"Oh wait, you threw out your career!"

"Well, you can take your snow and shove it!"

"Is he even awake?"

"We're all finding ourselves!"

"You have places to be, I get it."

"Women gotta stick together!"

"This girl smells like sausages, but there's nothing wrong with that."

"Together we can clear these hurdles, except ___ 'cause she's four foot eight!"

"The truth is you're all fat sluts and that's called sisterhood!"

"It's logical, it's obvious, it all makes perfect sense."

"I remember the moment it began."

"But I feel like I could die of happiness when I'm nestled in your hairless arms."

"And you make all the difference in the world."

"At this point, you're probably aware I'm having a few people over."

"Make yourself sexy, just for yourself!"

"If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable?"

"But I can't see my lower back."

"That term just occurred to me. It's gonna catch on instantly!"

"I accidentally texted my mother-in-law a picture of my erection."

"What matters is that I control your lives from the grave!"

"Where is the rock?"

"That would be a super weird crime."

"He's not the brightest, but he's not as dumb as a rock."

"Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder."

"You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things."

"But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat."

"Do we really need all these nachos?"

"Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart."

"I'm so afraid of horses!"

"Does the chef know what Mexico is?"

"I feel like I'm being gaslighted by this restaurant."

"We're not really sure. But most likely not."

"There's nothing I love more in life than a scalding hot shower."

"Yeah, I don't live here."

"He's fat catting it at fancy restaurants like Olive Garden!"

"And cold showers are the gateway drug to crack."

"Since we were toddlers, I've studied every chink in your armor."

"That tough act's a bluff."

"Your temper, you lost it; oh, cute!"

"Keeping your piehole shut would be quite wise."

"We were frenemies at first spite!"

"Should we shake hands and erase the hate?"

"Can you hear a dripping sound?"

"That's the chinky shower of glory."

"Don't settle for me."

"I'm way too badass to be someone you settle for."

"Oh yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly!"

"Whether you're a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit."

"It doesn't take an intellectual to get that I'm bisexual!"

"I'm the villain in my own story."

"Though I insist I'm the protagonist, it's clear my soul is up for sale!"

"Actually, I shouldn't do that--I'm terrible with money!"

"Is being the villain my destiny?"

"Let's leave it vague; it's more interesting that way."

"Honestly, it's a bit of a waste."

"Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, look at this guy!"

"But I don't. But I could. But I don't. But I could if I wanted to, yeah."

"Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid?"

"I could make it good if I wanted to!"

"I can't run real far."

"I'm blind! Holy crap! I literally can't see!"

"I'm suing you and your heavy boobs!"

"I'm just that good! I didn't even try!"

"Don't ruin this for me."

"Angry! Feeling bad!"

"My heart is hurting, and it feels...bad!"

"Punching! Feeling! Crying! Dah! Bad!"

"Oh my God, I think I like you."

"I only wanna look in your eyes."

"I'm tired of being your sidekick, your henchman, your eager little clown!"

"I broke into ____'s old high school and made copies of all his grades."

"God, will your lies never end?'

"But beneath all that fantasy, there's filth and there's gore."

"You're nothing without me and my creativity!"

"The only words you need are 'I love you'."

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Scarlet Overkill Quotes Sentence Starters

Because yes. Feel free to change names, pronouns, etc!

"Hey, a girl's gotta make a living."

"Make way...excuse me..."

"It's red hot."

"When I started out, people said a woman could never rob a bank as well as a man. Well, times change."

"We are all so different."

"We have big dreams. And we will do ANYTHING to make them come true."

"Have any of you ever dreamt of working for the greatest supervillain of all time?"

"And it could be ANY of you!"

"No big deal, it's almost too simple."

"Love the costume."

"Ugh! Didn't my speech inspire anyone to rise up and prove themselves worthy?"

"Who, who...are you, my knights in shining denim?"

"That...was incredible."

"_____, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is."

"Just a few things I stole to help fill the void."

"Oh, I love England. The music, the fashion...I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday."

"No, no, don't say anything. I won't understand."

"But that crown would mean she was a princess and everybody loves a princess."

"I know you won't disappoint me."

"Every moment was planned, I'd wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching, and they would be CRYING."

"I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you."

"And it's not you...oh, wait, hold on. It is you. It's one hundred percent you."

"Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of your worthless little life."

"It's all I've ever wanted! I'm going to be so happy!"

"Oh, so now you're an art critic? I drew that when I was five years old!"

"Oh, it's so beautiful. So fashion forward."

"Queen wave, queen wave! Queen waving!"

"Come here, let me squeeze you! Ooh! You are so squishy!"

"This is no longer a coronation. It is an execution!"

"Oh my goodness! Which one shall I kill first?"

"This is it, boys. Things do not look good for you."

"Oh, and I'm keeping the bear."

"Hold my bear."

"So that's your plan? Make yourself a bigger target?"

"And so help me, I never want to see another one of your goofy, bug-eyed faces ever again!"

"Oh, you gotta be kidding me!"

"Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie!"

"Child, give me that back!"

"You have NO IDEA who you're messing with!"

"I am the greatest supervillain of all time."

"Oh ____, I'm done."

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‘The Dover Boys’ Starters

The world needed this. Also feel free to change names, pronouns, and add in your own words where the blanks are!

“A ____? I’ll STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!”

“Confound those ______!”

“Good old PU.”

“A gay outing at the park has been planned by the merry trio.”

“Yoohoo! Yoohoo! Yoohoo!”

“Forced to pass a certain public house, a tavern of unsavory repute, our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual uncompromising, moral fortitude.”

“Coward, bully, cad, and thief!”

“Hark, the _______. Drat them.”

“Double drat them!”

“How I love her…father’s money.”

“They drive me to drink!”

“But let us draw the curtain on this sordid scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings.”

“No, up here! Up here!”

“Help, help! Save me!”

“Oh, how I hate them! I hate ______! I hate ________! And I hate _______!”

“Will no one come to her assistance?”

“It looks like an alert young ______. And that’s just what it is.”

“Sirs/Madams, quote, HELP!, unquote. Signed, ______.”

“P.U., P.U., we’re all for you, yeah, boom!”

“Oh, you haven’t been thrashed enough yet, eh?”

“And now it is time to say goodbye.”

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Infomercial Quotes Starters

Feel free to change pronouns and such!

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"But wait, there's more!"

"You can do it!"

"Now I'm going to put my foot underneath your heel."

"This is why I have such a great job."

"You're going to LOVE this."

"Now they can even share clothes!"

"Stumbling around in the dark is dangerous."

"Don't turn on the light and wake up the whole family!"

"It is so simple. I love it!"

"You stick 'em in your ears--gross!"

"Or just keep it in your pocket."

"Has this ever happened to you?"

"Bibs aren't just for babies!"

"Without me, the puzzle is incomplete."

"The happy hot dog man makes a happy imprint on your hot dog!"

"We all end up acting like kids at dinner."

"Nowhere to run?"

"You probably don't have enough time to practice."

"Finally, there's a better way!"

"It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters."

"You just shake it back and forth!"

"In a matter of seconds, you feel it."

"I've got the perfect gift."

"I'm not inconsiderate."

"And it smells bad, too!"

"The babes are back!"

"Parts shift, they sag, they alter, they move around..."

"We've gotta start doing something to prepare."

"No, he uses the entire tree!"

"THAT is a bear scratch! AAAAAAHHHHH!"

"I can get in shape just sitting around!"

"Tired of standing around?"

"Put one in your pocket!"

"This is a whole can of soda."

"Just rub, peel, and scrub, all at the same time!"

"There's a new girl in town that can't keep a secret!"

"Don't make me eat the broccoli."

"You asked her that?"

"Feel safe and warm in his embrace while comfortably resting your head on his chest."

"I'm doing it! I'm digging it! I'm bringing it! And I'm loving it, baby!"

"How 'bout ice cream?"

"But we're saving that one for last."

"Where do you snazzy nap?"

"But putting up decorations takes so much time."

"Neighbors will be in awe."

"One wrong step and you can end up on the floor!"

"Tired of lunging and plunging, only to get a face full of you-know-what?"

"So, I'm staying at a friend's house, and I accidentally clogged the toilet."

"Clap on! Clap off!"

"Because it really works!"

"You're about to be mesmerized."

"I don't know what it is, but it's the coolest thing ever!"

"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand."

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Miraculous Ladybug Season 1 Starters

You know the deal. Feel free to change pronouns, words, etc!

"I like your work. It's awesome. Keep it up!"

"I didn't just do that! Tell me I didn't just do that!"

"Now that's a tragedy."

"Cats are nothing but trouble."

"Nice ride, but if I were you, I would have at least made it a convertible."

"_______, you're good at annoying people; do your thing!"

"There better be some explosive boots in there or something."

"I'm the lamest of friends. Lamer than lame!"

"You don't know me, but FYI, this is like the biggest moment of my life."

"I know! I know what the bad guys want!"

"But then, he might think we're following him! Like stalkers! What, me, a stalker? Ha! Although, I would follow him. You know, of course I wouldn't really stalk him! Oh...who am I kidding?"

"Breaking and entering are grounds for a serious time-out."

"Would you mind savoring it a little faster?"

"What rock have you been living under?"

"Ooh, swinky..."

"I'm guessing you're talking about yourself."

"You should get going. Our identities must remain secret."

"I will have absolute power!"

"Happy birthday--I mean, have a nice day!"

"You think he'd remember what it was like to be young and wanna party a little."

"And it better be amazing, and it better not be late!"

"Who just hijacked my mix?!"

"Yeah, if by emergency you mean jealousy."

"Your...plumbing skill is gonna help us out?"

"You can't run forever, and when I catch you, I will crush you!"

"Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!"

"Why did I agree to do this again?"

"I...uhhh...dahee...wha...ahh..."

"They took everything away from me!"

"Then? I'll invite him out for a fruit smoothie at the end of the photo shoot! Then, we'll get married! Live happily ever after in a beautiful house and have two kids? No, three. And a dog!"

"And now, you have to eat the spaghetti off the floor!"

"Why don't you pick on someone your own temperature?"

"You just won yourself a cat fight!"

"But I look so good in a swimsuit."

"Come on, where's the good stuff?"

"A girl doesn't need to wear a costume to be amazing, you know."

"We've become very close friends because we have something very special in common."

"Between you and me, ____ doesn't even make the top ten."

"I could have easily stopped that meteorite myself."

"Forget it, you were right. We'll never be friends!"

"Because only love can conquer hate."

"Have you seen some of the ugly sweaters they are forced to wear? It's appalling."

"I wonder who you are beneath that strong disguise."

"Uh, she's not crying enough."

"I sound like a total dorkasaurus!"

"So she's got eyes, arms, legs, big deal!"

"She's too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world!"

"Time flies fast when you're saving the world."

"He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!"

"So you were biased? Unfair? Totally unjust?!"

"Good luck with your cat popsicle!"

"Hey! I happen to think that _____ is pretty slick."

"Hey hot stuff, this is ______. I'd ask you on a date to a movie, but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone."

"I'm sure if she took a little time to get to know me, she would see how much we have in common."

"You don't even take love seriously."

"_____ may annoy me to pieces, but he's never lied to me."

"Thanks, Super Dad!"

"You were totally going ballistic. It was so cool!"

"I'm no good with words anyway."

"Now do you see what I mean about respect?"

"Have I ever told you you turn my world upside down?"

"Nice try, but we know who the bad guy is."

"Forget it, I'm a disaster zone."

"You're a born champion."

"Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons!"

"I can't wait, my dear pigeon."

"It's scandalous, how could you do that?"

"A friend of ____? Ah, you must be kidding!"

"Fancy meeting you here, what a stroke of luck!"

"I was allowed to have one because I won a zoo tap-dancing contest in the Kingdom of _____."

"Not so fast, my royal pain in the neck!"

"Cooking needs no words."

"Huh, silly me, you don't have any taste! I mean, look at that you're wearing."

"Haha! Like it spicy?"

"You think you can beat me with a piece of paper?"

"I can't wait to get home and write a song about soup!"

"Are you tired of having your creative spirit crushed?'"

"I hate dealing with it!"

"That's not equal at all! Is that how you two work?"

"I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation."

"Fewer puns, more action!"

"No. Everyone adores me."

"You're beautiful and sweet and...you're perfect and I could never hurt you!"

"I simply cannot bear violence."

"See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny."

"Come on! Seriously? Why is everyone comparing me to ____ tonight?"

"It would have been too...dramatic!"

"Well, it's only a birthday."

"You're no match for me. My neck is bigger than your thigh."

"Do I see double vision in my future? Or should I say double villain?"

"Responsibility isn't something to be taken lightly. I should know."

"You can't be serious! Over a missing bracelet?"

"If by big you are referring to my rock-hard abs? Well, thanks for noticing!"

"Do I sense a plan?"

"Fabulous...so wickedly fabulous!"

"Isn't it killer?"

"_____, superhero of _____, defender of the innocent, fighter of all the rights, can't deal with the pressure?"

"Why, you little perfume ad!"

"Rockin' riff, baby!"

"Your heart's gonna roar."

"Oh no, dude. You're coming with me. You can't leave me alone by myself. Uh-uh."

"Oh, where are you, love of my life?"

"I'm obviously the better looking one."

"And then there was one."

"Thanks. I've always wanted to smell like...ocean summer breeze?"

"It's some invisible mystical being. Like a leprechaun."

"As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't even exist!"

"How handy."

"We're an unstoppable team."

"Weirdly enough, I think the feeling is mutual."

"My only loss is my appetite."

"You know that's considered stealing."

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Cinema Snob Quotes Starters

Decided to post them all in one post. Feel free to change pronouns and the like. Contains some profanity.

"I know what type of place this is! IT'S A BUILDING!"

"Oh, the movie passed away."

"Is that little shit giving me the finger? Well, right back at you, Baby Bob!"

"Eaugh! I do not feel like fucking something!"

"Ahh! Look! There's a drill in my head! Aren't you TOTALLY convinced that there's a drill in my head?"

"I hate kids."

"And who uses the word oodles?"

"Can you blame the fridge?"

"I'd go nuts too if I had to witness that grotesque display of leap-frog."

"Is that...is that a fucking snake?"

"I think it was right about...here."

"Good thing they're flying away now, as the town looks like it's been hit with extreme radiation."

"I am not your fucking son."

"The world is changing, kid. The internet is changing."

"Alright, you're gonna LOVE this."

"Um, according to this little red light that means ‘no’...uh, no."

"No, they're picking on you because you're a fucking asshole."

"Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you."

"That was about as tense as a bowl of shredded wheat."

"When young _____ asks you to his/her secret hiding place, you say no. There are plenty of nice people out there with crawlspaces."

"One, they skinned frogs. And two, they actually made me feel sorry for _____."

"Yeah, but the difference being we didn't have to see a movie about that."

"But some things never change, people are still trying to kill them."

"Who are you and why do you care?"

"I'll tell you what's happening--you keep killing people!"

"I really don't like this movie."

"Must your avenging be so graphic?"

"Now this girl has to die too, because why the fuck not?"

"Fuck, why was I talking? Now ____ is all tied up for some reason."

"Exactly! It's three in the afternoon!"

"Much more obscure reference, which means I approve."

"Still doesn't make any fucking sense for it to be there, but I approve."

"Good lord, s/he turned him/her into carnival food!"

"You know what? It's a fucking vacuum cleaner."

"True, life may have a sequel, but this movie sure as hell didn't."

"Here's a more realistic thought--a vacuum cleaner doesn't have the ability to get a person pregnant!"

"Well, clearly it's not a shark, it's a giant spider!"

"This movie is about as funny as watching golf."

"Something about his/her real-life "not-give-a-fuck" attitude works here."

"Oh, it's just paint."

"Well, I have no standards. I'll do it."

"But we strongly urge you not to."

"And now, I'm off to have a good cry and a shower."

"If this guy were any less likable, s/he'd be a genocidal dictator."

"Well, now that s/he's killed someone, maybe s/he'll be a bit nicer."

"The movie looks more diseased than a used needle."

"It was the lesbians, wasn't it?"

"Glad I started on a happy note."

"It's imperative that I hear all of his/her bitching."

"You think that's attractive? Watch this.

"Yes, how dare you let that man with a gun rob us? You're fired!

"It's like 6 pm out there, loser.”

"And now he and us have finally ended up in children's entertainment hell."

"You promised us a Wow Wow Wibble Wobble Bubble and came through with nothing."

"Don't shoot rocker launchers in the house if you don't want to get in trouble with your 60-year-old mom."

"Um...you can eat them. Please, please. For the love of God, just eat them."

"That's a fucking bottle!"

"Is this the jungle, or a bunch of peacocks playing a horrible game of Hide & Seek?"

"If only there were such a thing as good dreams. There is no such thing as happy dreams, right? Everyone has nightmares like I do, don't they? Please tell me I'm normal?"

"I'm not here by choice!"

"Pickles, huh? Well given that you look like one, I'm guessing you're a cannibal."

"Spoilers, much?"

"Kids LOVE FBI references."

"Deese are da wrong balloons."

"Goofy ______, buy a fucking belt!"

"That's stupid what you just said."

"I JUST NOW GOT THAT!"

"They said this was about a dog, that's a horse..."

"Hey, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait...horses don't do that!"

"It'll bring about the apocalypse!"

"That's what you get for not taking your own damn advice!"

"Oh, if these walls could talk, it would be a story of complete mediocrity."

"See kids, back then we had to use our payphones in giant hollowed-out cherries."

"Well, you're gonna end up here anyway, so might as well drop you off at the cemetery to save you a trip and all."

"Sounds like if a pig's turd could talk and it was dying."

"What's that, you ask? I can wear a costume?

""I can't even get zombies to fight over me."

"That wasn't just one emotion, that was all of the emotions."

"You know why the ghosts aren't showing up? You're putting them to sleep!"

"Goddamn it, I can't even fall asleep!"

"Because I like being an asshole. Go figure."

"Stick with real catchphrases thank you very much."

"How fucking old do you think I am?"

"Yes, it gets more weird."

"You are sued. So fucking sued!"

"Stop. Don't do it. Don't fuckin' do it."

"You have my permission to think I'm cool now."

"What the hell? Where do I start? Where do I finish? What the FUCK do I even need to say about this?"

"However, the topic of bullshit may be a step up for them."

"But I need to know why the monster was crying. Did s/he stub his/her toe? Does his/her diaper need changing?"

"That's prison talk for...something really unfortunate, probably."

"Will something hilarious happen, please?"

"Must...meme...cat!"

"Hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!"

"Whoa, whoa...do we have to talk about that here?"

"YOU'RE BIASED!"

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Nostalgia Critic Quotes Starters

You know the deal. Feel free to change pronouns, add names to blanks, etc. There is some profanity in this one.

"Why do they always want to do it the hard way?"

"What can't we do with an acre of land?"

"We're talking softly because it'll upset the souffle?"

"You know...like your head!"

"You think you're gonna get away from me, but you're not, because it's on."

"I'm sorry, but who thought this would be an exciting idea?"

"This is even more exciting than that time I dangled keys in front of my own face!"

"DON'T fall to the ground like a bloody corpse."

"Bad is rad and I'm ballistic!"

"Oh, come on, it's obvious. It's so incredibly obvious."

"It's junk food, brightly colored junk food for the mind."

"The orthodox levels on this are most un!"

"Ah-ba-ba-ba, don't tell me the problem, I only want to focus on the solution. I see...a banana. Use a banana."

"We are not on the same level as them! WE ARE HEALTHY!"

"This looks like a job for flamboyance!"

"Yeah! The opposite of what we saw before! The opposite of what we saw before! The opposite of what we saw before!"

"Hey! You seem very...two-people-ish!"

"Because that's funny, right? Right? The correct answer is no."

"Punctuation is so wild!"

"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAAAAT?"

"Clearly, we are dealing with artistic genius here!"

"Please get in this evil device which is in no way an evil device. Joke's on you; it's an evil device."

"What do kids normally do? They make tofu or something?"

"Stop it! Stop it! Stop trying to sound cool!"

"All is lost."

"You're so gosh darn wonderful."

"I'm sorry, ____. I like your place. It's a nice looking place."

"I don't care if it's innocent and cutesy; it's a piece of shit."

"But I don't wanna laugh, I wanna get better."

"If its purpose was to bore the living shit out of us, I agree."

"You have to have one before you can lose it."

"Wait a minute, so you're saying that if I jump aboard the bandwagon before it even becomes a bandwagon, I can be one of the frontrunners of the bandwagon?"

"Redundant much, redundant?"

"Was I really just a pawn in your lame-ass little punchline?"

"Is this actually a popular thing and I just never noticed?"

"My God...it's full of shit."

"Put traffic cones around that apple juice; that shit is lethal!"

"What is this, just another day at the store for you?"

"Why are you being so blatant with how evil you are?"

"Yeah, you know what's living? Dying."

"No, wait, that's not living. That's...that's fucking dying."

"I remember it so you don't have to."

"You're listening to frogs! It's all a lie!"

"I don't know, it means I'm angry!"

"Gee, does it have something to do with ice?"

"I just wanna bring love and joy to the world."

"I haven't been this shocked since I found out the secret to living a long lasting life...was breathing!"

"You know, for kids!"

"Start off with something innocent and lighthearted and then smash it down into cruel, cruel reality?"

"I hear it's a dictatorship where people disappear."

"Stay back; I think that's real ketchup."

"That's so out of the ordinary, I dare call it wacky."

"Get off my wet banana!"

"B-B-B-Bullshit!"

"Don't encourage him. You'll jiggy-jiggy regret it."

"Maybe you could start by getting out of the fucking bed."

"Well, that's odd. It's almost...normal."

"Gee, does THAT...SOUND...FAMILIAR?"

"If we're going through with this, I want to be prepared."

"Fucking bubbles!"

"Inspire us! Say something stoic!"

"Oh, by the way, we have to mail this to fifty or more people or else we get bad luck."

"I would LOVE to play a game with somebody!"

"Fuck yeah, sparkle sparkle sparkle!"

"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take the occasional break to look at myself in front of the mirror and cry."

"Cause let me tell you, it's not always easy."

"People may die, but stupidity is forever."

"Stop calling it that!"

"So, your argument is...you fucked up, you're glad you fucked up, and you will continue to fuck up in new and spectacular ways?"

"I did not just hear that."

"Time for a game of disappearing brain cells!"

"I think he drank the cactus juice or something."

"I thought I had these burned!"

"My heart soars every time. The monotone. The absolute lack of any human emotion. The way he doesn't even refer to her by her name."

"I just remember that it was weird and childish."

"I know that it's just my opinion, but I'm right."

"I remember it...but I don't wanna!"

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‘Peanuts’ Sentence Starters

"Well hello there, you blockhead!"

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter like unrequited love."

"I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to him/her! Well, that's not exactly true...I hate myself for a lot of other reasons, too."

"I'm dying, and all I hear is insults!"

"I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"No, that's giving up...I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better."

"Wouldn't it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you?"

"How can I say the wrong thing and the right thing at the same time?"

"That's the secret to life...replace one worry with another."

"Oh, good grief!"

"I never know what anyone is talking about."

"We're all pleading for someone to listen. We're all desperate."

"I'm not a poor loser, I'm a good loser. I'm so good at it I lose all the time!"

"Why aren't you a pony?"

"This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship!"

"This is called the loser's walk. It's the way you're supposed to walk when you've lost again."

"Isn't s/he the cutest thing?"

"I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS! I'm sorry, I apologize...that was just a gut reaction."

"Happiness is having your own library card."

"See, your way doesn't work, either!"

"Some philosophies take a thousand years. I think of them in two minutes."

"Rain is water which does not come out of faucets."

"The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot."

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

"Succumb, you dark-haired fiend!"

"Curses, foiled again!"

"Just wait 'til next year!"

"I never said I worship him/her. I just said I'm very fond of the ground on which s/he walks!"

"You didn't tell me you were going to kill it!"

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand!"

"People are beginning to say nasty things about me."

"These five fingers: individually they're nothing, but when I curl them together like this in a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!"

"Can I help it if I was born with crabby genes?"

"I was having my quiet time!"

"My life is like a messy coloring book."

"I could run the whole world right here from under my bed!"

"Who cares about money? This is ART, you blockhead!"

"Subtraction? Oh, yes, I can explain it. Subtraction is the awful feeling that you know less today than you did yesterday."

"I don't look so bad after all! That's always been my ambition...to not look so bad after all."

"Don't hassle me with your sighs!"

"What's the good of having naturally curly hair if no one's jealous?"

"Well, hello there! You don't know me, do you? My name is ___. You're real cute."

"You were born crabby and you're going to stay crabby! Don't think you're going to change because you're not!"

"I think you get a sort of neurotic pleasure out of losing all the time."

"Saturday's the only day I never get anything wrong."

"I don't even know where I am now!"

"I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast...we're not really prepared."

"AND I DON'T CARE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME?"

"Do you think I can ever become a mature and well-adjusted person?"

"Why are you so crabby?"

"Sort of makes you want to treat me with more respect, doesn't it?"

"We are obviously separated by denominational differences."

"Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you."

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send 🌵 for me to determine what kind of cactus your muse is

here’s a list of cactus species for reference

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Nightwish 'Century Child' Starters

"I was born amidst the purple waterfalls."

"I was weak, yet not unblessed."

"Where have all the feelings gone?"

"Why has all the laughter ceased?"

"Why am I loved only when I'm gone?"

"I've never felt so alone in my life."

"Think of me long enough to make a memory."

"Why is it the deadliest sin to love as I loved you?"

"My tale is the most bitter truth."

"Time pays us but with earth and dust and a dark, silent grave."

"It is the end of all hope."

"In heaven my masterpiece will finally be sung."

"Turn off the light and let me pull the plug."

"We're dead to the world."

"I don't want to die a scarless [wo]man."

"Would you do it with me?"

"Turn loose the heaven within."

"I'd take you away."

"Blame me, it's me!"

"Tell me why you took all that was mine!"

"You'd be nothing without me."

"Take my life if you have the heart to die."

"Gather your precious glitter and leave me be."

"And I'm tired, too."

"I truly hate you all!"

"Fare thee well, little broken heart."

"Whatever walks in my heart will walk alone."

"So I'll be forever yours."

"My lonely soul is only filled with fear."

"I only wished to become something beautiful."

"I'm the snow on your lips."

"Only so many times I can say I long for you."

"Puppet girl/boy, your strings are mine."

"I feel for you."

"All this burden is killing me."

"I fear I will never find anyone."

"I know my greatest pain is yet to come."

"Will we find each other in the dark?"

"I wish I could come back to you."

"I wish I had one more night to live."

"Beware the beast but enjoy the feast s/he offers."

"I discovered the wild."

"I went around the world, beyond the wild."

"Dead to the world, alive for the journey."

"Imagine a perfect beach."

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Nightwish 'Imaginaerum' Starters

"I am the voice of Never-Never Land!"

"I am the journey, I am the destination."

"Follow the madness."

"The core of all life is a limitless chest of tales."

"I am the story that will read you real."

"It's a scary ride we'd give anything to take."

"Let yourself bleed."

"Leave a footprint on every island you see."

"I'll show you such sights."

"We will go down, we will drown, drown, deeper down!"

"If you want me, then do come across."

"What is it you dream of, child of mine?"

"Never met a kinder heart than yours."

"Do I love you or the thought of you?"

"Come and share this painting with me."

"Only the weak are not lonely."

"I want my tears back!"

"Where is the wonder, where's the awe?"

"I wish to see the lost in me."

"I want my tears back now!"

"And what a show we have for you tonight!"

"Be heartlessly welcome!"

"The pendulum still sways for you."

"Oh sweet poison, bite me, bite me!"

"Oh, how beautiful it used to be."

"Just you and me far beyond the sea."

"In the horizon I see them coming for you."

"I want to die in a seaside hotel."

"Never let me go!"

"Rest calm and remember me."

"You are the moon pulling my black waters."

"Stay by my side until it all goes dark forever."

"A crow flew to me."

"I learned its ways."

"Don't give me love."

"Give me truth instead."

"We live in every moment but this one."

"I'd still give my everything to love you more."

"Nobody notices. I do, but walk by."

"How can you just be yourself when you don't know who you are?"

"How can anyone know how another feels?"

"What's the color of our lullaby?"

"I've never been so close to truth as then."

"Death is the winner in any war."

"Paper is dead without words."

"But all I am is smoke and mirrors."

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Nightwish 'Endless Forms Most Beautiful' Starters

"The deepest solace lies in understanding."

"Bring the outside in."

"We are shuddering before the beautiful."

"Behold the crown of a heavenly spy."

"Fear is a choice you embrace."

"You live only for the days to come."

"Wake up, child, I have a story to tell."

"Leave the sleep and let the springtime talk."

"Listen to a daffodil tell her tale."

"Let the guest in, walk out, be the first to greet the morn."

"Write a lyric for the song only you can understand."

"You have the world, it's all for you."

"I can't make you want the truth."

"Turn from the hate, turn from the smoke."

"I can let you have the world."

"Yours is an empty hope."

"I am always close to you."

"We are the story of one."

"Oh, I am you."

"Our walk has been sublime."

"You have the heart of a true friend."

"Light shines bright beyond all cities of gold."

"I do not wish to evade the world, yet I will forever build my own."

"Come on, hop on, let's take a ride."

"Come and meet the travelers who come to town."

"They have a tale from the past to tell."

"We are a special speck of dust."

"One by one we light the candles of this show."

"We know the songs the sirens sang."

"Laugh at the royalty with sad crowns."

"Together we slay another fright."

"We were here, roaming on the endless prairie."

"Time to rest now and finish the show."

"S/he has a tale to tell."

"We are one, we are a universe!"

"Aeons pass writing the tale of us all."

"We are here to care for the garden."

"Man, s/he took his/her time in the sun."

"We were here!"

"Make me wonder, make me understand."

"See who you are, where from, what of."

"What kind of world would we call home?"

"What kind of aim would we call high?"

"A limitless world will rise."

"Dare to let go of the cowardice."

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Nightwish 'Dark Passion Play' Starters

"One last perfect verse, yet still the same old song."

"Get away, run away, fly away!"

"Lead me astray to dreamer's hideaway!"

"How I hate what I've become."

"Forgive me, I have but two faces."

"My home was there and then."

"Tell me once my heart goes right."

"On the shore we sat and hoped."

"I know I will die alone, but loved."

"Now I have only three minutes and counting."

"Oh, when did you become so cold?"

"Try to save them all, bleed no more."

"In the end, I will always love you."

"Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins."

"Did you ever hear what I told you?"

"Did we get this far just to feel your hate?"

"Did you ever let in what the world said?"

"You chose the long road, but we'll be waiting."

"How blind can you be, don't you see?"

"You believe but what you see?"

"Save one breath for me."

"Why do I miss someone I never met?"

"Sometimes a dream turns into a dream."

"Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?"

"Such waste, to ever think of you again."

"Hello, how are you?"

"I fuck up everything, but let me explain."

"Someday, someday, you shall flee panting and weak."

"I see no sense in doing this."

"The reek of your lies draws flies."

"S/he would stay among the beasts."

"Time for one more daring dream."

"There's no friend to call his/her name."

"{NAME} flies away, dreams the world far away."

"The good in him/her will be my sunflower field."

"Horizon's swarming with death, run!"

"Heaven has a darkened face."

"A ballad of dark king/queen echoes through night."

"We seduce the dark with pain and rapture."

"All your love is a lie!"

"You one-night butterfly!"

"Choose a bride tonight."

"The music flows because it longs for the heart I once had."

"I believe and foresee everything I could ever be."

"Time will kill."

"S/he lightens the beacon, light at the end of the world."

"This is for long-forgotten light at the end of the world."

"S/he sets the sails one last time."

"Do we long too much and never let in?"

"Where will we be when they come?"

"This is where heroes and cowards part ways."

"Take the road less traveled by."

"Flowers wither, treasures stay hidden."

"I fall asleep and see it all."

"I close my eyes, the lantern dies."

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Nightwish 'Once' Starters

"Once, I had a dream, and this is it."

"Once, I knew all the tales."

"It's time to turn back time."

"Follow the pale moonlight!"

"The one in the Big Blue is what the world stole from me."

"This night will bring him back to me."

"Fly to a dream, far across the sea."

"Prepare to hate me."

"I wish I had an angel."

"I'm going down so frail and cruel."

"Beauty always comes with dark thoughts."

"Oh, how I wish for soothing rain."

"All I wish is to dream again."

"For hope I'd give my everything."

"Welcome to hell, little saint!"

"Welcome to paradise, soldier."

"All life is to fear for life."

"You challenged the gods and lost!"

"Save yourself and let them suffer!"

"Welcome down to my planet hell."

"Soon I will be here no more."

"Once we were here."

"Who tied my hands to the wheel?"

"All the tales are told."

"Have I felt enough for one man's deed?"

"Now I care for dead gardens."

"Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore."

"See me ruined by my own creations."

"I am the decadence of your world."

"Leave me be and cease to tell me how to feel."

"Spit on me, let go, get rid of me!"

"My fall will be for you, my love will be in you."

"Bring me home or leave me be."

"Now my dreams are left to live through you."

"The hopes were high."

"Meet me at the lake tonight."

"Peace, no more lies!"

"Rest for this night."

"A single grain can tip the scale."

"The days are filled with anxiety."

"None of you understand and it doesn't matter."