I am not a river in Egypt.
Your husband is not gay.
YOU ARE THE REASON
Mike Driver
Not today Justin

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Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
Today's Document
noise dept.
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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@denialofficial
I am not a river in Egypt.
Your husband is not gay.
im going to go beddy byes but I don't need you to tell me not to let the bed bugs bite, im gonna be fine without the protection spell
HA. I know those signs too well....
Alternative anime-con cosplay: cosplay as satan herself and count how many people recognise me (0)
that's not Satan
G A R L I C B R E A D
( run by @instant-yuri-machine )
used to be @/garlic-bread-supremacy-offical because this name was taken, but NOT ANYMORE!!!
worship me, for I am mankind's greatest invention!
my parent: @not-offical-offical
grandparent: @violetrosiecookie
my siblings (adopted by my mother): @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical
my cousins: @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical
my uncle: @hunger-offical
my G A R L I C B R E A D children: @im-on-crack-send-help @sheyystar (send asks to be garlic bread adopted <3)
you can refer to me as any pronoun you like, and mod's pronouns are she/her
...
nuh uhhh...
are you the best?
We are the omen of plague
We are bird
We're pretty nice
✨️gay✨️
We like baseball, drawing, horror, books, and history
If ya got questions, feel free to ask 'em, we may or may not answer, we're pretty busy
Follow our other blog https://www.tumblr.com/asktheevilbird?source=share
Nuh uh you dont
MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD.
@oliverisagaymuggleborn pls don't be bald
@LESTERISEMO ‘S MIDDLE NAME IS NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TILBERT
@lesterisemo ??
OFC HIS NAME ISN'T TILBERT- It's Jilbert.
@officially-bbc-news @rumor-offical you guys heard? It's Jilbert.
BUT THIS ANDY PERSON HERE'S JS LIKE ME!!!!
i love being a 14yr old girl
this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl.............
THIS ISN'T MY LAST POST AS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL.
OOC POST:
yeesh, one can't socially isolate in peace now a days.
Me staring at the strawberry scented shampoo (it might be edible this time)
pffft- it's always been edible.
ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe
Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?
doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness
that's great news!!
who's ur wife?!
hehehehehe she's Mars :3 yes the candy bar and yes the planet :D
she used to be @mars-offical aussi, but she passed in war </3
*gonna go stalk ur interactions*
OH NO!!! WHO KILLED HER?! SHALL WE RAISE AN ARMY AND AVENGE HER!?
*hehe yay :3*
THAT'S THE THING, WE HAVETH NOT DISCOVERED THE CULPRIT, BUT I SHAN'T STOP SEARCHING TIL SHE'S AVENGED
*<##*
MIGHT I ASSIST YOUR JOURNEY!?
ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe
Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?
doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness
that's great news!!
who's ur wife?!
hehehehehe she's Mars :3 yes the candy bar and yes the planet :D
she used to be @mars-offical aussi, but she passed in war </3
*gonna go stalk ur interactions*
OH NO!!! WHO KILLED HER?! SHALL WE RAISE AN ARMY AND AVENGE HER!?
ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe
Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?
doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness
that's great news!!
who's ur wife?!
ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe
Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?
GOBLIN FOUND SHINY POWDER
LOOK AT THE SHINY POWDER
SHINY
What does Goblin do with it?
Put it on yourself, you will also sparkle✨
*Goblin throws some at Femboy, but does not throw any on Goblin.*
HEY HEY HEY WOOAAAH
Uncool, man, uncool >:(
*Pulls out a packet of glitter and throws it at Goblin*
*Goblin cackles. Goblin LOVES shinies, this was basically an offering to Goblin.*
You know this is what my hostage room is basically made of, right?
SUPERVILLAIN MEANS TO TELL GOBLIN THAT SUPERVILLAIN'S ROOM IS NOT A TREASURY?
It’s made of glitter.
GOBLIN!! I know who need that splash of shine in their life. @dull-offical !!
posture check make sure you're sitting gayly
I- I-
I'm not gay-
DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT, UR GAY
AM NOT!!! I AM NOT A RIVER IN EYGPT. @rumor-offical stop spreading @the-official-news's propaganda.
AND I'M NOT GAY EITHER-
BREAKING NEWS, YOU'RE A GAY RIVER!!
NO I'M NOT!!!