Not-A-River-In-Eygpt

ME?! JOIN TEA??! HA- I never did that.

[denialofficial]

I am not a river in Egypt.

Your husband is not gay.

[satan-offical]

im going to go beddy byes but I don't need you to tell me not to let the bed bugs bite, im gonna be fine without the protection spell

[denialofficial]

HA. I know those signs too well....

[satan-offical]

Alternative anime-con cosplay: cosplay as satan herself and count how many people recognise me (0)

[denialofficial]

that's not Satan

[garlic-bread-offical]

G A R L I C B R E A D

( run by @instant-yuri-machine )

used to be @/garlic-bread-supremacy-offical because this name was taken, but NOT ANYMORE!!!

worship me, for I am mankind's greatest invention!

my parent: @not-offical-offical

grandparent: @violetrosiecookie

my siblings (adopted by my mother): @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

my cousins: @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

my uncle: @hunger-offical

my G A R L I C B R E A D children: @im-on-crack-send-help @sheyystar (send asks to be garlic bread adopted <3)

you can refer to me as any pronoun you like, and mod's pronouns are she/her

[denialofficial]

...

nuh uhhh...

are you the best?

[eldritch-crows-official]

We are the omen of plague

We are bird

We're pretty nice

✨️gay✨️

We like baseball, drawing, horror, books, and history

If ya got questions, feel free to ask 'em, we may or may not answer, we're pretty busy

Follow our other blog https://www.tumblr.com/asktheevilbird?source=share

[denialofficial]

Nuh uh you dont

[denialofficial]

MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD. MY FATHER IS NOT GOING BALD.

@oliverisagaymuggleborn pls don't be bald

[denialofficial]

@LESTERISEMO ‘S MIDDLE NAME IS NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TILBERT

@lesterisemo ??

OFC HIS NAME ISN'T TILBERT- It's Jilbert.

@officially-bbc-news @rumor-offical you guys heard? It's Jilbert.

BUT THIS ANDY PERSON HERE'S JS LIKE ME!!!!

[denialofficial]

i love being a 14yr old girl

[denialofficial]

this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl, this isn't my last post as a 14yr old girl.............

THIS ISN'T MY LAST POST AS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL.

[denialofficial]

OOC POST:

yeesh, one can't socially isolate in peace now a days.

Guys. Denial is @anonymousdarkfigure.

I AM NOT CRUSHING ON ANYONE. I AM BEING INPERSONATED BY AN ANON. KJHGFHJKHGFDGHJKHGFH

DENIAL WILL SEND ASKS AS OOC AND SIGN OFF AS DENIAL. ANON SIGNING AS DENIAL IS NOT ME.

HJGFDFGHJKLJHGFDSDFGHJKHGFDSFGHJK

Sry guys but idek the ppl who this anon is talking to, I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU OFC BCZ I LOVE MEETING NEW PPL!!! Buuut i must clarify i am not crushing on you

actually you know what anon? Ur fun. I js worry for the ppl you speak to. BUUUUT- I've a need for a gf to scare my stepdad soooo i'll invite you to find me a pretend relationship in the case i don't just make up an oc and talk abt her as if she were my gf~<## /hj, cuz i would like to prank my stepdad.

[satan-offical]

Me staring at the strawberry scented shampoo (it might be edible this time)

[denialofficial]

pffft- it's always been edible.

[twink-offical]

ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe

[denialofficial]

Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?

[twink-offical]

doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness

[denialofficial]

that's great news!!

who's ur wife?!

[twink-offical]

hehehehehe she's Mars :3 yes the candy bar and yes the planet :D

she used to be @mars-offical aussi, but she passed in war </3

[denialofficial]

*gonna go stalk ur interactions*

OH NO!!! WHO KILLED HER?! SHALL WE RAISE AN ARMY AND AVENGE HER!?

[twink-offical]

*hehe yay :3*

THAT'S THE THING, WE HAVETH NOT DISCOVERED THE CULPRIT, BUT I SHAN'T STOP SEARCHING TIL SHE'S AVENGED

[denialofficial]

*<##*

MIGHT I ASSIST YOUR JOURNEY!?

[twink-offical]

ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe

[denialofficial]

Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?

[twink-offical]

doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness

[denialofficial]

that's great news!!

who's ur wife?!

[twink-offical]

hehehehehe she's Mars :3 yes the candy bar and yes the planet :D

she used to be @mars-offical aussi, but she passed in war </3

[denialofficial]

*gonna go stalk ur interactions*

OH NO!!! WHO KILLED HER?! SHALL WE RAISE AN ARMY AND AVENGE HER!?

[twink-offical]

ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe

[denialofficial]

Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?

[twink-offical]

doth not fret, 'twas my wife that caused this spontaneous fit of momentary incoherent-ness

[denialofficial]

that's great news!!

who's ur wife?!

[twink-offical]

ehgehrhrhgfdhgdfsghgheheehehe

[denialofficial]

Alright, who's giving my client a seizure?

[goblin-offical]

GOBLIN FOUND SHINY POWDER

LOOK AT THE SHINY POWDER

SHINY

What does Goblin do with it?

[femboy-offical]

Put it on yourself, you will also sparkle✨

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin throws some at Femboy, but does not throw any on Goblin.*

[femboy-offical]

HEY HEY HEY WOOAAAH

Uncool, man, uncool >:(

*Pulls out a packet of glitter and throws it at Goblin*

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin cackles. Goblin LOVES shinies, this was basically an offering to Goblin.*

[supervillain-offical]

You know this is what my hostage room is basically made of, right?

[goblin-offical]

SUPERVILLAIN MEANS TO TELL GOBLIN THAT SUPERVILLAIN'S ROOM IS NOT A TREASURY?

[supervillain-offical]

It’s made of glitter.

[denialofficial]

GOBLIN!! I know who need that splash of shine in their life. @dull-offical !!

[satan-offlcal]

posture check make sure you're sitting gayly

[denialofficial]

I- I-

I'm not gay-

[porple-offical]

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT, UR GAY

[denialofficial]

AM NOT!!! I AM NOT A RIVER IN EYGPT. @rumor-offical stop spreading @the-official-news's propaganda.

AND I'M NOT GAY EITHER-

[the-official-news]

BREAKING NEWS, YOU'RE A GAY RIVER!!

[denialofficial]

NO I'M NOT!!!