Ermahgerd! Er Blerg!

Hello, I'm Marcus. I'm a Christian, a musician and laughing enthusiast. I'z 19 and bearded. Genetics I guess. Give me a follow and send me a message. Smell ya' later. Twitter WordPress ask.fm

[jennlferlawrence-deactivated201]

[smallplantfriend]

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

[silenthill]

don’t forget son

[laughtercues]

What am I forgetting dad

[ladyrivendell]

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

[you-think-its-trash-granny]

<Kevin Harkins> would love to see you play the Beacon Theatre in NYC <Jack White> @Kevin Harkins dylan;s there tonight right? <Kevin Harkins> Yes, Dylan is playing the Beacon tonight. Want to go?? :) <Jack White> @Kevin Harkins will you wear a dress? <Jack White> @Kevin Harkins let’s do this __________________________________

[joltick-archive]

what if i just

[ruinedchildhood]

[holoska]

Was the Sonic shirt not enough of a hint for you

[denialtwister]

Vault Chat 3/12/14

Any reason why you don't play Death Letter live in your solo songs. You're the foster father for that song now

@Matthew Grimson i try not to play cover songs that were an important part of my other bands projects. it would not be the same for me to pay jolene or i just don't know what to do...with my current set up, it would be an exercise in nostalgia which i try to avoid whenever i can.

[unsounded]

How to open a beer with a banana

[ludgateing]

[ifyoullpardonthepun-blog]

[denialtwister]

Answering the phone when work calls.

[westernlariat]

[denialtwister]

I say this every year, but why the heck do the ARIAs have international acts performing at an awards show dedicated to celebrating Australian bands and artists? Seriously, it makes absolutely no sense. Do they say to themselves "Hey! We're gonna have a whole night celebrating the fact that Australia has some AMAZING talent going around! Let's get One Direction to sing! Because, you know, at an awards show with a room full of talented Australian musicians we can't find anyone to play!"? /rant

[yakandu-deactivated20170408]

[cadet-skittlezx]

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

oh shit

[denialtwister]

Actually, the payoff from ads is quite good. I was talking to a bloke who worked for a marketing company that was used by multiple charities. When the charities used those marketing companies for their door to door sale techniques, those charities made a 500% return on what they paid to the marketing company. If they spent all their money on feeding kids, they would run out of money to do it and everyone would be screwed. You hear me?

[megaexeggutor]

[heyyyybrother]

[sarazoe]

Treat yo’self.

[gotsickofmyoldurl]