Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 31
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)
Claire Keane
Sade Olutola

JVL

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.

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Stranger Things

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styofa doing anything
i don't do bad sauce passes

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wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Kiana Khansmith

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

tannertan36
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 31
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
As Aromantic Visibility Day (June 5th) approaches this year, friendly reminder from an aroace: it's Aromantic Visibility Day, not "Aroace" Visibility Day! Not all aromantics are also asexual — there are aromantics who are allosexual (aroallos for short), aromantics who don't separately label their sexual orientation at all, and aromantics whose sexual orientation doesn't fit into an ace/allo binary, as well as likely even more aros who don't fit into "aroace" for even more reasons — and all of them are equally included in Aromantic Visibility Day, because they are equally aromantic! In fact, those aros who aren't ace are disproportionately erased and in need of visibility, even more than aroaces are (which is really saying something, because aroace visibility itself is already terrible), so including them in Aromantic Visibility Day is vital, and using the correct name for the occasion instead of calling it an "aroace day" is a start.
Overall: again, speaking as an aroace myself, we aroaces will not be offended if you just call Aromantic Visibility Day the thing it is actually called! I care about sharing this upcoming day with my fellow aros, so stop excluding them, even accidentally! We aroaces celebrate this day but it is not for us exclusively!
the sky's kindest, most radiant star
OK lads but. Why is the r slur coming back. It's 2026. Why am I hearing so many of The Youth use this word liberally and at whim. Do you need me to ground you. Do I need to sit you on the naughty step. Do you need me to strap you into the Learning Chair and deliver a 4 hour lecture about the history of the r slur, ableism, and why using that word is neither big nor cool. Or do you just need me to punch you in the mouth.
Because people aren't going along with your "harsh insults are suddenly slurs now" game. Touch grass, get a glass of water, do literally anything else...
It's been considered a slur for over a decade, you sack of stale farts. The reason it's a slur is because it specifically refers to an outdated medical terminology for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities. This is a protected group, on account of the systemic ableism and the centuries of eugenics that determined that anyone branded with this word should be removed from society. That's the history you're deliberately invoking when you use that word to insult someone.
Similarly, insults that deliberately target other marginalised characteristics and communities such as race, sexuality, gender etc are also slurs. This is not a new, woke definition. This is literally just what the word means.
Harsh insults would be something like 'you absolute waste of atoms,' 'you condom full of ditchwater,' 'your parents should have traded you up for a Pokémon card at birth.' Harsh insults and slurs are not synonymous. Terribly sorry that you had to learn this via a public schooling on Tungle dot net.
when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR
its 10 AM on a weekday .
Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining
I must find...the HOES.
,whatever it takes
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Closest match: Scolopendra cretica genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cretan Giant Centipede
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Your phone magically opens to a random fic on ao3!
Spin the wheel 3 times to find out what your fic is about! Put in the tags which fic tags you get!
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
Do you read it?
I’ve read this already!
Hell yes this is literally meant for me!
Yes but out of morbid curiosity
Maybe
No
Absolutely not!
Why does this fucking exist?!?!
they are also muppet4muppet romance 🕯️🤡
Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?
Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)
No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).
I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)
BB what the fuck are you talking about
(voice of person drawing three kings again) what's a king
Good morning
HAPPY APOLLO JUSTICE ACE ATTORNEY DAY
(Like the actual date, 19th and 20th April 2026 is the actual date of the first murder and case!!!)
bro doesn't even know his life is about to change forever
Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
Reblogging for other dnd nerds
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also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
🎶Shit ton of adventures! Dungeon master!🎵