wild card

charlotte | 29 | england

[denimchicken]

my turn with the norovirus, yaaaay 😭

[oneheadtoanother]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[denimchicken]

i wonder what my toddler thinks when she sees a regular cat, she recognises them as a cat, but she has grown up with a sphynx, so bald ass cats are her "normal"

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[dogpuppy]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[toadstule-deactivated20251116]

[3000s]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[kropotkindersurprise]

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[denimchicken]

can't get over how beautiful my daughter is

[denimchicken]

i love when ppl say "you will get wrong" here

[purrrcrastination]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[bigtittygothmom666]