wild card

charlotte | 29 | england

[denimchicken]

i should just accept that whenever my little sister talks to me, it's always gonna end up in her asking to borrow money ☹️

[pankendev]

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[denimchicken]

i got scammed and i wanna scream :)

[oneheadtoanother]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[denimchicken]

i wonder what my toddler thinks when she sees a regular cat, she recognises them as a cat, but she has grown up with a sphynx, so bald ass cats are her "normal"

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[dogpuppy]

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[toadstule-deactivated20251116]

[3000s]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[kropotkindersurprise]

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[denimchicken]

can't get over how beautiful my daughter is

[denimchicken]

i love when ppl say "you will get wrong" here