✧ —𝐁𝐎𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 [𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟑]
“Darling, you're doing marvelously, I am so proud of you.”
“Just write a script for me, so I don't have to think for myself.”
“You better not have gotten your failure stink all over my important movie star clothes.”
“That is going to lead to some wackiness. You mark my words.”
“Hey, champ, I have a very important job for you.”
“Why does everything I love fall apart as soon as I touch it?”
“What legacy of ruin am I left with? What rewards have I reaped for the damage done?”
“You look different. Older. A lot older.”
“I'm not interested in being rebirthed. I'm still recovering from being birthed the first time.”
“I want to do things that connect with people, things that last.”
“If I'm going to sacrifice my journalistic integrity, it's because I'm having sex with a movie star.”
“How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back?”
“Thanks a lot. Once again, you've been no help whatsoever.”
“What, you're just gonna stay at home and get drunk all day?”
“Let's get wrecked and get Shreked.”
“You're bright and you're funny and you're handsome and you're talented. But if you can't see that, then you're the biggest, dumbest piece of shit in the world.”
“If you get scared, look for me in the audience. I'll be there the whole time, laughing and cheering louder than anyone.”
“Thirty years I threw into this job, and it destroyed me from the inside out.”
“A lot of guys in your position wouldn't take gigs like this. They'd be afraid people would make fun of them.”
“If you care about what other people think, you're never gonna do anything.”
“Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.”
“I'm not avoiding you. I'm just making an effort to not be in a room alone with you because I am... Avoiding you.”
“You know, I think we're alike in a lot of ways. Sometimes that's great, but it also means we can bring out the worst in each other.”
“I just think maybe it's better, for both of us, if we keep things a little more professional.”
“It smells like a skunk skunked another skunk in here, then they smoked a joint. What happened?”
“Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.”
“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, even longer to see it doesn't have to be that way.”
“I haven't seen you since high school. You look great!”
“My dumb best friend's getting married, so I'm here for the rehearsal dinner.”
“Boring regular people love it when movie stars show up and drink their alcohol.”
“This is not the time for one of your weird stories that go nowhere.”
“If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, sink your nails in and don't let go, no matter what.”
“One day, you're gonna look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
“I would seriously like to know what crawled up your butt, made a home for itself in your butt, started a family, lived a fruitful life, and then died up your butt.”
“When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you. It's not you, you tell yourself, it's that bad thing you did.”
“Listen, I've been with guys like you before, and I know this thing works better if we keep a little distance.”
“It's so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.”
“You're sweet. You shouldn't waste that on people who don't deserve it.”
“Are you sure this whole thing isn't just a semi-lucid fever dream from mixing the wrong pills?”
“It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.”
“We don't really have the kind of relationship where we talk about things.”
“Just because you have a shitty relationship with your family doesn't mean every other family has to have drama too.”
“Ugh! Why did I get my hopes up? Why do I keep letting you get my hopes up?”
“Do a girl a favor, don't break her heart by inches. Do it all at once. It'll save everyone some time.”
“Should we get dinner, or are you just thinking drinks?”
“Good luck finding another charming first-generation Italian immigrant with this kind of darling accent, who makes equally delightful malapropisms!”
“Is there a single woman you've worked with who you haven't tried to groggily thrust yourself into?”
“You're such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing, you would only hear the one mean thing.”
“Did you ever love me? At all?”
“You know that I don't do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So, what's the point?”
“I do love you, by the way. I mean, as much as I'm capable of loving anyone.”
“I assure you the animated GIFs with which I describe this encounter shall be scathing!”
“You can't keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay!”
“You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid. It's you.”
“Your skin is so soft, it's like you murdered a baby and stole its skin. Your skin is murdered-baby soft.”
“Let's get higher than a stilt walker's dick!”
“If you have to listen to losers talk about their shitty sober lives, it's a lot more fun to be buzzed.”
“You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them, but you have to stop yourself, because there are some people you can't save. 'Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.”
“I always forget that there are more than just the six stars you can see in the Los Angeles sky.”
“In the great grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.”
“The only thing that matters is right now, this moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together.”
“I'm poison. I come from poison. I have poison inside me, and I destroy everything I touch.”
“I have nothing to show for the life that I've lived, and I have nobody in my life who's better off for having known me.”
“What's your deal? I feel like you like me, but you don't like me, but you like me, and I don't know what that is.”
“Are you gay? You can tell me if you're gay, it's fine. This isn't the 1600s, or some places in the present.”
“I'm not gay. I mean, I don't think I am, but... I don't think I'm straight, either.”
