Cosimo Galluzzi

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todays bird

tannertan36
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
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NASA

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@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin

ellievsbear

⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Aqua Utopiaïœæ”·ăźćșă§èšæ¶ă玥ă

Kaledo Art

Janaina Medeiros

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@densifrenzy
movie depression: crying softly while gentle music plays, slow pan out
real life depression: I am not entirely sure I exist and have been wearing a swimsuit as underwear for two days
on his way to steal yo girl
to tell her about global warming
A collection of badly misspelled names from StarbucksÂ
Iâm actually laughing. Virginia.
[source1 source2]
The Avengers could be a boyâs band name, I guess
me: darling, you know i love you.
mark ruffalo: i love you too.
me: you are an actual ray of sunshine. you support climate change and social justice. you are so respectful to women.
mark ruffalo: well, thanks. i try.
me: do me a favor, darling sweetheart love of my life. please. just this one thing.
mark ruffalo: anything!
me: do not make out with natasha romanoff in aou. go find betty ross and hold her tight and do not let her go. please and thank you.
mark ruffalo: but joss-
me: hahahahaha. no.
Natasha with Scarlettâs haircut. Â Yes, this is necessary.
marvel + songs
MARVEL CHARACTER ALIGNMENTS tony stark | chaotic good
g o o d  h e a r t  &  f r e e  s p i r i tÂ
Fitness app where youâre given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then youâre given another egg, and you can collect the pokemon that you hatch by walking
HEREâS THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello youâd get connected to them, so I just launch right into my âHarvard University and NPR blah blah blahâ thing and then thereâs this long pause and I think the personâs hung up even though I didnât hear a click
And then I hear âyou shouldnât be able to call this number.â
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we arenât selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
âNo, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.â
I explain that itâs randomly generated and Iâm very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
âMaâam, this is a matter of national security.â
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
This is my new favourite story.
When I was in college I got a job working for a company that manages major air-travel data. It was a temp gig working their out of date system while they moved over to a new one, since my knowing MS Dos apparently made me qualified.
There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server.Â
The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors.Â
During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. âThis is a holdover from the cold war.â They said. âIt isnât going to come up, but hereâs the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.â
So my third night there, itâs around 2am and thereâs a ringing sound.Â
I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.
So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken byâŠ
âUh⊠Is Shantavia there?â
It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporationâs command center in the mid-west United States.
Thereâs another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying âI think you have the wrong number, maâam.â and Iâm standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.
The red phone never rang again while I was there, so the people doing my training were only slightly wrong in their estimation of how often the doomsday phone would ring.Â
These are my two favorite stories
IT GOT BETTER
I SALUTE YOU, RED PHONE PERSON
Kensi Blyeâs Hair Appreciation | Season One
SO MUCH EMOTION IN ONE SONG, ONLY GREYâS FANS WILL UNDERSTAND
I love you. I donât ever want to live without you. You changed my life.