zuzu's petals

i only want meta, wholesome jokes, and for matt murdock to be safe.

[lemanstreet]

In the spirit of Halloween, here’s at least one good looking monster.

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[pebaicons]

the raven cycle quotes lockscreens

like if you save

art by bluwish

[deborahannwolldaily]

[x]

[thatsthat24]

Music Player Features I Want 🎶

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

[netflixdefenders]

'Iron Fist' Canceled After 2 Seasons at Netflix

The Marvel drama is the first to fall at the streamer, with news arriving as Disney is planning direct to consumer platform of its own.

Iron Fist, the fourth in the original four-show deal between the streaming giant and Disney’s Marvel, will not return for a third season.

“Marvel’s Iron Fist will not return for a third season on Netflix. Everyone at Marvel Television and Netflix is proud of the series and grateful for all of the hard work from our incredible cast, crew and showrunners. We’re thankful to the fans who have watched these two seasons, and for the partnership we’ve shared on this series. While the series on Netflix has ended, the immortal Iron Fist will live on,” reps for Netflix and Marvel said in a statement to THR late Friday.

The cancellation arrives as Disney, which owns Iron Fist producer Marvel, is set to launch a direct to consumer streaming platform of its own to compete with Netflix. Disney has already pulled all of its Marvel feature films from Netflix and will exclusively house them on its DTC platform. Sources tell THR that the remaining Marvel TV series on Netflix — Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage and The Punisher — will remain on the streamer until they run their course, per the companies original five-show deal (which included miniseries The Defenders). 

[fuzzydefiance]

Gifset Challenge: [4/5] Funniest Scenes → Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2x13 - Murder Under the Mistletoe)

“Murder? Miss Fisher’s always right…*sees the Detective Inspector* Except when she’s wrong. Like when she breaks the law and someone more important is right.”

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

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@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[mens-rights-activia]

[blackmodel]

BYE

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

A+ acting

[hypaalicious]

“I… can’t… find… where I asked your dusty ass, broke ass, ain’t doing shit with ya life ass, ugly ass, ain’t know how to dress ass, no edges having ass, science experiment gone wrong lookin ass, a face a mother couldn’t love ass, number one contributing factor to global warming with ya hot gas producing ass, for your goddamn opinion!”

[jehovahhthickness]

I think about this video all the time

[theposterofagirl]

Making steady progress on the internet’s favorite sweater

[retrogamingblog]

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[magiikm1ke-deactivated20200629]

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

[jackdaw-kraai]

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

[itspenutbutterjellycrime]

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

[marauders4evr]

Tony:

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[mishasminions]

THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN

[starsbishop-deactivated20240512]

as much as I love thor I never want to see his eyebrows bleached again

[spacehussy]

#opening of thor 4: a zoom in on thor’s bleached eyebrows #as his voiceover plays: ‘I know what you’re thinking. You probably thought you’d never see me like this again.‘ #‘I rather thought the same. Unfortunately' #the camera does a rapid pan back to reveal Thor #sitting exasperated in a chair #while beside him loki lounges on a sofa #self-satisfied eith a bottle of bleach on the table in front of him #‘my brother is a little ****’ Thor finishes ( @wisterings )