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Um WHY aren’t ppl liking my latest IG post?! Am I this unpopular or was my tkming just terrible

Airport in Singapore. (Source)

I’m so BORED of being unemployed, like I have a baby dentist job via handshake agreement but I still don’t have my contract or start date and I’m losing it!!!

I love Dallas and I don’t wanna move back to Austin but I have a really good private practice associateship offer. But I’m scared bc a lot of my dental school friends will be in Dallas and did I mention I love Dallas sooo much?? And I don’t know how to make friends and none of my old friends are really in Austin anymore

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Dolly Parton

A fucking treasure.

I know @dentalgoth agrees.

So baby wanted to move to the Bay Area and be a dentist there but nobody would hit me up?? So today I last minute applied to some gigs there and then decided to commit to Texas stuff just to be safe. I paid like $400 for my texas dental license and then suddenly a dentist in Berkeley hits me up. Hmph at that bc I’m broke as hell but I’ll probably still try to fly out there. But rly my bank account is DWINDLING and I can’t legally work until June 21 at earliest thanks to a waiting period for our licenses

Somebody make Nazgol reply to my fb message pls!! I need to buy plane tickets for my grad trip this week 😭

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i’m losing my mind

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bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.

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anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

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before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

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Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

Call me a binch but if my bf doesn’t propose before my 26th birthday I’m out hunty!!! He knows this bc I told him over spring break and I don’t think he’s gonna disappoint me since we seem to be in the same page. But if you have a good Tinder bio for me hmu just to be safe

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one of the most fascinating youtube subcultures imo is the MRE taste testing community…like those folks who get their hands on military ready to eat meals and do unboxings and taste tests of them? because usually theyre perfectly normal and just interested in testing what militaries around the world eat right now. but some of these folks go the extra mile. they go so hard they threaten to destroy themselves with their own hubris. some of these people are flying towards the sun at alarming rates and are going to not only melt their wings but also their 100 year old preserved foods, causing them to plummet to their deaths, their corpses reduced to stewing in the seawater mixed with the remains of the WWII soviet pea soup they brought with them. im watching a dude eat meat from a 1902 british military ration right now. my dude is deadass out here calmly trying to become the last casualty of the fucking second boer war. as an archivist and general antiques lover ive put my hands on some horrifyingly old and dirty things but the idea of ingesting legitimate american civil war hardtack makes me want to get my stomach surgically removed and i am just so FASCINATED by these people who see these military antiques and think “nice, there’s lunch right there”

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“the smell is just awful” SIR you are BOILING cow meat that predates the FIRST WORLD WAR you are boiling beef from a cow that existed at the same time as ELIZABETH CADY STANTON sir this can of beef was canned during the fucking DREYFUS AFFAIR what pray tell WHAT did you EXPECT from this TURN OF THE CENTURY CAN OF MEAT