i wanna get some kind of procedure that gives me eyeshine. i want people to look at me and see a pretty girl at first glance, but then see my eyes flash in the dark and wonder if they've just had a dangerous encounter with the creature.
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@chibeast
i wanna get some kind of procedure that gives me eyeshine. i want people to look at me and see a pretty girl at first glance, but then see my eyes flash in the dark and wonder if they've just had a dangerous encounter with the creature.
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
Would you trust Cleffa to operate heavy machinery?
Yes
No
most foundational fishfucker media
hellboy (abe sapien)
the legend of zelda (sidon, ruto)
undertale (undyne)
darkstalkers (rikuo)
homestuck (eridan, feferi)
ben 10 (ripjaws)
teenage mutant ninja turtles (armaggon, man ray)
monster high (lagoona blue)
dc comics (king shark, lagoon boy)
the shape of water (the asset)
the creature from the black lagoon (the gillman)
spongebob squarepants (idk youve got options)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 5 Episode 06: “Trials and Tribble-ations”
This might genuinely be the most endearingly self-indulgent episode of television in history.
Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast
I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.
Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite
im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches
death to the united states of america
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
I made a battle axe out of monster cans
#i am not immune to 'girl with axe larger than she is'#[presses finger to ear] I'm getting word that that phrase is not meant to mean 'am physically vulnerable to'#well what the hell is it meant to mean if not 'take full damage from during combat'
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol
Who is Prev: High Fantasy Edition
your illustrious liege lord/lady/gentle
a noble of the court
a wizard/sorcerer/magical advisor to the court
a knight or soldier
a wandering bard/minstrel or else a court jester
a hedgewitch/cunning person of the woods
a mysterious stranger or masked rogue or some such
a peasant or merchant or shopkeeper or some type
a fairy or elf or nymph or sprite or some such
a goblin or dwarf or giant or troll or some such
a centaur or mermaid or anyone both human and beast, or capable of shapeshifting
a dragon or other mythical beast or else some kind of talking animal
Please do put specifics in the tags, if you have specifics in mind!
can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month