be the person uncle iroh knows you can be

muslim | 22 | USA

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[what-even-is-thiss]

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

[qqchurch]

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[phantomrose96]

The emperor’s oldest friend and most trusted advisor noticed the assassin’s steel before anyone else and he moved just in time to intercept the bullet. But when the bullet struck flesh the advisor let out this really loud high-pitched moan that kind of ruined the whole moment

[phantomrose96]

Like the emperor played it off really well clutching his friend’s body being all like “my greatest loss, my deepest sorrow,” but like we all heard it

[phantomrose96]

Been a few days since the funeral and poker night got a little heated because the emperor got the taxman to fold off a 2-pair hand (and the emperor didn’t even need to reveal the 2-pair after the final fold but I think he wanted to brag about the bluff) so the taxman made that same high-pitched moan in retaliation and things got real quiet after that.

Like he tried to play it off as a yawn but we all knew what that was and the emperor just made a new group chat without the taxman.

[izzy444angel]

this is me all day

[oneheadtoanother]

[titsay]

[seven-winged-liar]

it's cause you're always experiencing that damn emotion

[beardedmrbean]

[angelicguy]

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[moth-amphetamine]

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

[moth-amphetamine]

man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*

[ghostofmarlowe]

[thebellekeys]

"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.