* BUSTED && / BLUE

DO YOU FEEL LIKE ME?

[pomegrcnctes-blog]

celeb / non-celeb aus tho

“i’m your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now i’m being shouted at/possibly tased and now you’re walking by and oh god this isn’t how i wanted this to go” au

“i entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!” au

“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au

“it’s the middle of the night on a saturday and i’ve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???” au

“of all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?” au

“i’m an extra in a movie/music video that you’re starring in and idec if you’re super famous and i’m a nobody, plz notice me” au

alternatively, “i’m just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????” au

“i’m famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesn’t have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, i’m just gonna ride this out” au

tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and “wait you actually wrote me back?!” au

“while hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean you’re closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!” au

“of all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phone” au

the same au but in reverse, aka, “wtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???” au

“we’re on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular people” au

“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au

“i just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later you’ve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactly” au

[dentheaded-blog]

THE TALL MAN squats to pick up a three-legged kitten toddling at the other man's feet. He holds it correctly - one baseball mitt of a hand cupped under the tail; the other scruffing it, mindful of his own jagged nails. Face is invisible under the wide, wide brim of his hat. "TH... THHHHUHIISSSSS'UN." He … he wants This One.

oh... he wants Lola! playful in nature, despite her three legged stance; she happily bounds around the shelter with ease— a ripsnorter, she is.

stu, blank gaze, is almost startled by the unknown man’s stature; not having seen him before, && the shelter always has regulars. he must be new. nevertheless, a warm smile rests quaintly on his lips— undoubtedly happy for Lola. she’s been looked over many a time by children and adults alike, mainly due to her handicap— but she’s absolutely one of a kind. definitely a favorite, && her being finally adopted into the hands of somebody who will love her, despite it? makes stu undeniably happy. you can tell, just by the smile that develops into the sweetest, toothiest grin.

❝ tha’s Lola! she’s, uh— she’s a real sweet’eart. ❞ there’s files— oh, yeah! he needs to give this abnormally tall man Lola’s file. alright. . .

there’s slight movement— fumbling through the filing cabinet... J, K. . . L. there we go.

❝ all her shots are up t’a date. . . hm. oh! an’— for her next visit t’ the vet, I suggest goin’ local, a few blocks north? really good vet. ❞ a hand reaches up to softly scratch behind her ears— && he notices she hasn’t stopped purring since the man picked her up. ah.

❝ — treat this fellow nice, you hear? an’ don’t climb the curtains— i know you like to climb the curtains, but don’ do it. ❞

[dentheaded-blog]

send me asks (‘: I have high muse

[dentheaded-blog]

send me asks (‘: I have high muse

[dentheaded-blog]

im a fully functioning adult who just bought another kitten today

[tast3of1nk]

tag yourself

[dentheaded-blog]

inconvenience: *happens*

2D, at this point:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VYFaybw9jp8

[dentheaded-blog]

give stu a hug or else I’ll show up to your home and beat you with a trash can

[dentheaded-blog]

why does tumblr hate female ocs / muses, and characters that don’t fall under “beauty norms.” tf

[heavensickness]

Trauma got me fucked up, my mama got me fucked up

[grcndel]

   AW,   FUCK IT.                                          LET’S LET    BYGONES    BE    GUY-BONDS.                                                                                           DRINK   WITH ME,  FELLAS.

                                                             ♡♡'d by  ruben.

[shyfae]

thinking….. bout…… 2D!!!!

[sayyoulovemeback]

Visit Original Link

obsessed.

[dentheaded-blog]

stu hangs out at the animal shelter All the time and hangs out with the cats / kittens. they all collectively rub against his legs and climb all over him bc he’s the cat whisperer. he gets sad when he leaves bc they’re all his babies ): he remembers all of their names too, without having to look at collars.

[dentheaded-blog]

addition: he frequents so often that he’s offered a part-time job. does he take it? fuck yeah. sorry guys, the new album is delayed because he’s busy playing with cats.

[dentheaded-blog]

stu hangs out at the animal shelter All the time and hangs out with the cats / kittens. they all collectively rub against his legs and climb all over him bc he’s the cat whisperer. he gets sad when he leaves bc they’re all his babies ): he remembers all of their names too, without having to look at collars.

[zapzombie]

get SILLAY!!! commissioned by @stephen-punk!!!

[sadistsatanist666-deactivated20]

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