Dermatologists Hate Me

Into Magic: the Gathering, Games, Books, Films, Languages, Destroying the Patriarchy, etc... From Chicago, likes any food except for mandarin oranges those things hate me.

[mens-rights-activia]

[deny-your-destiny]

Send me a sign

[mzhyde1]

After December 17

[deny-your-destiny]

Me: *drinks 8 long islands at a bar in 3 hours to no effect*

Also me: this is fine.

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[cloysterbell]

Everyone who’s saying that this will kill Tumblr is weak. Tumblr died in 2013 when Yahoo first bought it and those of us who are still here are ghosts 

[te-amo-corazon]

this is true

[xldkx]

Lmao this old gem (the rest of the glass door reviews are good too)

[shespeakssimlish]

[sovietnam]

[bizghetti]

I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOOOW

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Plankton’s VA: “My name is Plankton. Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day! You come down, and we’ll shuff your face full of shit! [laughs] I’m just kidding, don’t come to the Chum Bucket. It’s horrible. Horrible!”

[regardingspace]

This is all i ever wanted, to hear plankton say “fuck”

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

reblog to keep its power growing.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

[feral-strays]

THE TUMBLR @staff ARE NAZISYMPATHIZERS🗣🗣🗣

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[peaceheather]

ALWAYS reblog

[fresh-prince-of-beleren]

Some times you have to read a card another time before it clicks. Some times it doesn’t click no matter how many times you read it.

[mtgfan]

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN:

“And the earth becomes my throne I adapt to the unknown Under wandering stars I’ve grown By myself but not alone I ask no one” 

–Metallica (Wherever I May Roam)

[theconquestofcornbread-blog]

[jamesrhodey]

[14/?] (insp.)

[bennymiles]

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)