The Desk of the Admiral-General

[departmentofthefuturewar]

All preceding and following reports come from the desk of the Admiral-General of the Future War.

Glory to the Future, glory to the Empire, and glory to Earth.

[departmentofthefuturewar]

Branch, Out

Day: June -- STOP

Year: The Future -- STOP

Time: 7:59 Coordinated Universal Time -- STOP

Next designated Branch: "Tumble;" managed by Social Media Department for the Future War -- STOP

The Future(tm): More orders to follow -- STOP

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