I’m not entirely useless!

callie, 28, she/her - local bard screaming and crying about azem and hythlodaeus

[tinytveit]

tags i will be using for spoilers heading into dawntrail early access!!!

➶ #dtspoilers | ➶ #ffxivspoilers | ➶ #7.1spoilers

i'd advise adding them to your blacklist if you want to avoid things because i'm going to yap.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[the-composite-doll]

@so-i-did-this-thing

[so-i-did-this-thing]

This is a telephone/gossip table/bench/chair. Like computer armoires of the 1990s and early 2000s and the typewriter desks/stands that preceeded them, they were a piece of furniture designed around an every-day technology that has now become obsolete, largely due to miniaturization.

They come in all sorts of styles and are cute af. Prices are also all over the place, but I've seen them reasonably priced, especially if they need reupholstery.

For a smaller footprint, there is also the telephone table, usually notable for a shelf that would hold phone books. These often get misidentified as schooldesks or lecterns. I have one similar to the last photo and used it in a bathroom for reading material + toiletries.

Fun stuff worth keeping an eye out for if you have a weird little niche that needs a chair and/or stand. A lot of antique specialty furniture could use new homes!

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[tinytveit]

im abt to be so broke but tote bag

[segamascott]

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

[ballwizard]

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[bearloonz]

”how do i get people interested in my ocs” TAG THEM. BY NAME. HAVE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER TAG I CAN LOOK THROUGH. PLEADE. SOURCE TAG AND THEN INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER TAG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE CLICKED THROUGH THREE DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF “#OC” ON SOMEONES BLOG TO GET THE FULL EXTENT OF THEIR ORIGINAL CHARACTER ART I REALLY WANT TO SEE. TOO MANY. THREE HUNDRED POSTS HIDDEN BECAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH THE “ORIGINAL CHARACTER” TAG AND NOT THE “OCS” TAG ON THEIR BLOG. YOU MUST DO THIS FOR ME.

[skinnychocobo]

Then Perish

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[mynowherenothing]

In a perfect world I would vomit black sludge and it would reset all my issues to normal and I could start over as a real person

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[isayoldbean]

y'all aren't gonna believe the name of this goblin i just met

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[freakoutgirl]

Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot