Confessions of a Biddie

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When my relatives ask why I'm not engaged yet

I'm like:

Yes, me and my imaginary significant other will get right on that, grandma. 

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When I saw the things freshmen were doing in Beta basement

I was like:

Entertaining or gross? Yeah... both.

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How sororities prepare for Greek God and Goddess:

How Fraternities prepare for Greek God and Goddess:

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When guys try to act cool on YikYak

They're like:

And every girl is like:

HAHAHA NO. try again, freshmen boys....

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Me at family gatherings, weddings, or any event ever...

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When people post pictures of campus during the summer

At first I'm like:

But then I'm like:

TAKE ME BACK TO CAMPUS GUYS!

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Living at home

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How time moves when I'm doing something I don't want to do:

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When I see one of my sisters during the summer

It's like winning the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!

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When I'm not living in the house...

I'm like:

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When I let my friend have the cute guy while I get his less than average friend

I'm like:

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Me at Review Sessions

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When a professor gives you a paper to write and a final

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All the seniors during Little 5

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The ride to a frat formal

everyone is like:

Thanks, pre-pregame drinking.

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My motto during formal season

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When "Talk Dirty to me" starts playing

everyone is like: