#depauwty

[depauwforever]

When my relatives ask why I'm not engaged yet

I'm like:

Yes, me and my imaginary significant other will get right on that, grandma. 

[depauwforever]

When I saw the things freshmen were doing in Beta basement

I was like:

Entertaining or gross? Yeah... both.

[depauwforever]

When guys try to act cool on YikYak

They're like:

And every girl is like:

HAHAHA NO. try again, freshmen boys....

[elanchana]

Dear #whatshoulddepauwcallme

YOU NEED AN ASKBOX.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

(or a submission page)

[sky-of-honey]

Guys. I want to go back to Hogwarts. Two days is too long.