i am a hobbit at soul

hello, welcome to my unimpressive blog. in all the fandoms basically

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coryo has two hands

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cute!

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who wants to be the mike to my will

[6000yearstogether]

But when we will get THIS Benverly scene paralelled with Byler:

What THEN?

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we need to talk about the ship war in stranger things

i’m sure no one’s gonna see this but whatever.

stranger things is slowing becoming a pretty toxic fandom because of the mileven vs byler. it’s insane, i mean i’ve seen some super messed up stuff from both sides of the war

like a fandom is a place to have fun and play dollhouse with your fav characters, not attack people

just what the fuck yall

they are fictional characters

chill

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Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

*slamming the reblog button*

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Mike and Will Van Scene: Google Translate Version

Read Mike and Will’s Rain Fight: Google Translate Version here.

Original Version

Will: Can I… show you something?

*Mike nods*

Mike: This is amazing! 

Mike: Did you paint this?

Will: Yeah, yeah, I mean- I mean… I mean El asked me to make it, she commissioned it basically, like she told me what to draw.

Will: Anyway, my point is see how you are leading us here? You are guiding the whole party, inspiring us. That’s what you do. And see your coat of arms here? It’s- It’s a heart, and I know it’s sorta on the nose, but- but that’s what holds this whole party together. Heart. Because- I mean, without heart, we’d all apart. 

Will: Even El, especially El. These past few months she’s been so lost without you, it’s just she’s so different from other people, and-

Will: When you’re… when you’re different, sometimes you feel like a mistake.

Will: But you make her feel like she’s not a mistake at all! Like she’s better for being different! And that gives her the courage to fight on. If she was mean to you, or it seemed like she was pushing you away, it’s probably because she’s scared of losing you, just like you’re scared of losing her. 

Will: A-and if she was going to lose you, I-I think she’d rather just get it over with quick, like ripping off a bandaid. 

Will: So yeah, El needs you Mike, and she always will.

Mike: Yeah?

Will: Yeah. 

Google Translate Version

Will: I can say the same thing

*Mike nods*

Mike: that's good!

Mike: Do you have a habit to work with?

Will: Yeah, yeah, I mean… I mean, when L told me what I could do, he told me to do it.

Will: My question is, how did we get here? You lead the whole team, you inspire. You did it. See that bag over there? It’s frustrating, I know it’s silly, but they worship four. Blind because if we don’t, we’re in danger.

Will: El herself, especially El. Over the past few months, he has disappeared, integrated and.

Will: Sometimes marriage feels like a failure.

Will: But you make them think it’s cool! That’s good because it’s different! And he found the courage to keep fighting. If they make you angry or worried, then they are equally afraid of you.

Will: A- And if you buy this, I think you should shoot it properly, like shooting a gun.

Mike: change?

Will: change.

sometime when you are different you feel like a mistake = sometimes marriage feels like a failure

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Will and Mike’s Rain Fight S3-E3: Google Translated Version

Original Version

Google Translate Version

Basically I put the rain fight through a ton of languages on google translate and then back to english.

Mike: Will, come on! 

Mike: SI Blog, Establishment of 'Je'el!

Mike: you can’t leave, it’s raining!

Mike: You can't go, it's raining!

Mike: Listen, I said I was sorry, alright?

Mike: boring, sorry, ma'alob?

Mike: It’s a cool campaign, it’s really cool!

Mike: very beautiful, beautiful flower!

Mike: We’re just not in the mood right now…

Mike: Now scratch that out of our heads…

Will: Yeah, that’s the problem, Mike!

Will: Yeah, that’s the problem, Mike!

Will: You guys are never in the mood anymore!

Will: you are not willing!

Will: You’re ruining our party!

Will: You ruined our happiness!

Mike: That’s not true!

Mike: ¡That's not true!

Will: Really? Where’s Dustin right now?

Will: TRUE? Keystroke

Will: See, you don’t know and you don’t even care and obviously he doesn’t either and I don’t blame him!

Will: Look, you know and you don’t care, maybe they don’t either!

Will: You’re ruining everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?!

Will: Do they want to lose everything and why? And can you leave a trail behind?

Mike: El’s not stupid! It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!

Mike: He's not evil! It’s not my fault I don’t like women!

Mike: I’m not trying to be a jerk, okay?

Mike: I'm not trying to be rude, am I?

Mike: I mean what did you think, really? That we were never going to get girlfriends?

Mike: So what exactly does that mean? Don't you want to see these kids again?

Mike: That we were just going to sit in my basement all day and play games for the rest of our lives?

Mike: Are we going to sit in a room all day and play games our whole lives?

Will: Yeah, I guess I did. I really did.

Will: Oh, maybe we will. Yes, there is.

Mike: Will! WILL! Will, COME ON!

Mike: to do it! It happens all the time! Come if you want!

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"... I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all"

mixed one wheat mark with good omens xp why not

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ahhhh byler good omens au!!

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one wheat mark is a fucking fever dream and i’m here for it

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Ben: H-how do you ask someone out? 

Richie: Well, first- 

Eddie: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. 

Stan: ...And you said yes?

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 Richie: I think we should kiss. 

Eddie, blushing: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Waiter: What would you like? 

Richie: Bring a milkshake with two straws. 

Eddie: *scoffs, but blushes* 

Richie: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Richie, to Eddie: We had a date! 

Richie: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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*at 3am* 

Bev: *runs into Richie’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead! 

Richie: *wakes up* Dude! 

Bev: *cackles* 

Eddie: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Richie* What the fuck, Bev? 

Bev: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

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Stan: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Richie: I asked Eddie out. 

Bev: Oh, I’m sorry. 

Richie: Why? 

Bev: Well, I assume they said no. 

Richie: No, they said yes. 

Bev: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.

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Eddie: I love you. 

Richie, not paying attention: What was that? 

Eddie: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-