The Only Gay In The Village

Welcome, My Name Is Ellie, I'm 23, From The UK And Super Gay. ENFP, Slytherin, Virgo & Libra. I'm A Major TV Show Junkie, And I'm Basically In Love with anything that includes lesbians. Enjoy!

[lovelyspooks]

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[katsafaria]

[yur-muther]

Shes not, she’s taken, by me 🤪❤️🍷

[blades-edge]

what a nice little easter egg to village

[themo-themo]

I had this ready for 3 months now.

[gayrefrain]

someone on here posted about how Benoit seemed more radicalized after the events of Glass Onion (if i can find the post again I'll link it) and i haven't stopped thinking about it

here's what we know about benoit blanc

he's a famous detective who has worked on a variety of high-profile cases

his father was a cop

his mother was religious and they stopped speaking to each other

he listens to musicals

he is very observant

he is not religious

he lives with a man (confirmed off-screen to be his partner, ambiguous onscreen)

he is bad at mystery games

we know glass onion took place in May 2020. as part of this case, he watched a powerful white man try (and eventually fail) to steal the work of one Black woman and try to silence/intimidate another. and right after that he likely observed the way cops treated people (especially people of color) during the protests of summer 2020

In knives out, Benoit Blanc works closely with the cops, but also willfully invites a suspect he knows is involved in the death of Harlan. While he does not do anything to obscure her potential guiltiness, he does let her protect herself.

in glass onion, Blanc agrees to help Helen with the case outside of law enforcement. the cops don't even show up until AFTER the glass onion building bursts into flames.

In wake up dead man, Jud is already assumed guilty despite circumstantial evidence, but Blanc's reading of him shows him to be kind-hearted and incapable of murder. While he does work with the cops, he intentionally gets in the way of the law and helps protect Jud because he knows him to be a scapegoat.

i think it makes a lot of sense over the entire timeline's narrative that Blanc would become more aware of the systemic issues in the justice system after the first two cases we've seen as movies, and that he would be more willing to go outside the law to make sure justice is served

[420technoblazeit]

really schemed her whole life to steal a diamond that wasn't hers and murdered a whole priest and was like i know whose fault this is

[rovermcfly]

murder on the eurostar for the next knives out but it's like a bottle episode. a trip on the train takes a little over 2 hours so the events unfold in the movie in real time covering the duration of the trip. rian johnson if you're listening

[hannasophieinreallife]

I genuinely hope Rian Johnson just keeps on making fun murder mysteries with a bunch of random celebrities forever.

[deansass14]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

[sapokanikan]

kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

[kiefbowl]

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

[totallyprentiss]

The blueprint for aging like fine wine.

[totallyprentiss]

how am i supposed to focus on the case when she looks like that?

[daddy-heather-dunbar]

I still think the funniest thing about grey-haired prentiss is her badge. I can just imagine the guards keep telling her to update it and she grumbles but they like her so they let it slide lol

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[yur-muther]

Shes not, she’s taken, by me 🤪❤️🍷