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how it is apparently
Lots of drama in our household
convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
Just kiss already
these are the questions about history that the people really need to ask
I love these sorts of questions, truly I do. I have a bachelor and masters in history, i love history, but I understand that not everybody feels that way! In elementary school we are often only taught about big wars and made to memorize dates and the names of kings and all that, but history is so much more than that!
These are the types of questions that can help people get into history because you get to find out that not only did people do backflips in ancient times, but then I as a historian, get to tell you that there was a whole fun cultural tradition in the Minoan period colloquially referred to as Minoan bull leaping where people ran straight at bulls and did a flying front flip over them!
Which might then lead you to ask why did they stop? And I get to tell you that it didn't! Its still practiced in Spain! And in that moment I have given you at least a 3000 year span of history that you know people did flips in cool ways which might prompt you to want to know more about cool acrobatic traditions!
Anyway I love history, especially the history of the every day, if you ever have a history question no matter how silly you think it is please always either look it up or find someone to ask, our ancestors were a lot more human than we give them credit for.
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
normal one. next question.
peer review
I promise you were not placed on this earth to try and shrink your body until you die.
red dead and beyond
bed bath redemption
I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.
level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: đ€€
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
â30-50 feral hogsâ for someone using Very Specific Scenarios to justify holding back larger policy changes
âwhat were YOU doing at the devils sacramentâ for how do you know that without being a part of it.
âanyone in this thread smoke weedâ for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
âdogs are boys and cats are girlsâ for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
âcolor theory in a childrens hospitalâ for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
âyou are a tar pitâ for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
âbean soup? im allergic to beans!â for ik this doesnât work for you, but thatâs not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
âpeople irl: hey man hows it goingâ for this will Never Matter irl
fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBIâd
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and thatâs mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasnât allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.
When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.
Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.
See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.
So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:
Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
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