Depression Meals

Things we’ve actually called meals. All are welcome. We are back! Submissions will reopen at depression meal 7000.

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Depression meal 001

Nap for lunch

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Depression meal 5405

ten orders of fries from smash burger and a large soda from wendys

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Depression meal 5404

a cup of orange juice blended with ice

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Depression meal 5403

Half a jar of icing with kit kat bars to dip in it

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Depression meal 5402

watered down gas station coffee and two slices of the cheapest bologna

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Depression meal 5401

Sitting on your bed at 3am, in the pitch-black darkness and complete silence because your roommate is asleep 10 feet away, eating Frosted Flakes dry, by the handful, from the box you left beside your bed.

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Depression meal 5400

Eating an entire packet of sweet and sour sauce and pretending your finger is a chicken nugget

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Depression meal 5399

Stale graham crackers that have been sitting on my dresser for a week

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Depression meal 5398

stale Triscuits and flat Diet Coke

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Depression meal 5397

“brownies” made from cake mix that expired in 2007 and half a bag of chocolate chips

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Depression meal 5396

a whole pint of overfrozen nondairy ice cream, with your fingers

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Depression meal 5395

A single piece of ham

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Depression meal 5394

leftover nachos from the cinema.

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Depression meal 5393

a bottle of sparkling grapefruit water (I shouldn’t eat grapefruits but whatever)

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Depression meal 5392

a slice of cheese and five m&ms

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Depression meal 5391

32 ounces of Very Strong coffee, a piece of toast, and twice my normal dose of adderall

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Depression meal 5390

Half a bowl of cold tomato sauce eaten with a spoon