come and get your love

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TEXT: RIYA ⇄ ELLIOT

Riya: collect your son

Elliot: i cannot

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↳ INSTAGRAM: elliotarmstrong uploaded a new photo - @yeelijah

Happy Birthday to the reason I got the title ‘dad’. In my head you’re still this age and depending on the day, still the little baby the nurse handed to me. How are you so big?! I can’t believe it. Nevertheless, I’m so, so proud of you. Thank you for teaching me memes. 

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text to dad.

Eli: so...

Eli: i'm a man now.

Eli: - the picture of the fucking empty condom packet like he WOULD take a picture of that -

Eli: uh, it did not go as planned like...SHE'S NOT PREGNANT, because i mean, it just happened on friday but...i was not as good at that as i thought i was just gonna be and now my pride is like...gone. it got yeeted out a window.

Elliot: .. Oh my god.

Elliot: On one hand I want to yell at you, on the other hand I'm proud because you used protection.

Elliot: You're my tiny baby still and I can't believe you're old enough to even WANT to do it, but, I can't stop you and I really am glad you were safe.

Elliot: Oh, yeah. The first time almost always sucks. Everything's fast and embarrassing.

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texts: elliot/eli

Elliot: Why did I find a shirt that says 'left behind' laying around?

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texts: elliot & eli

Eli: lol sorry

Eli: she's really hot tho

Eli: and she's funny

Eli: and i really like making out with her.

Elliot: I still consider you as like age six. This is so stressful.

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texts: elliot & eli

Elliot: Your father has to find out you have a girlfriend from a status update?

Elliot: I see how it is.