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The Deputy changing the cult signs to help out Joseph;

Joseph radioing the Deputy,thinly veiled displeasure ; "I know you're trying to help, my child but maybe something more appropriate?"

•The next day•

I haven't watched the series but I believe its called "Preacher".

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The Deputy radioing/taunting John; John I'll come and confess when you jump into pants from the second floor,but I guess I'll nev-

I like to imagine the Dep being able to get John to do stupid shit like "oh I only date guys who wear spandex " then at the chair scene he's in his normal attire but with spandex pants.

#far cry x reader #far cry imagine #far cry deputy #john seed imagine #i had to do this fucker twice so if another pops up with a different caption ill delete it.#far cry 5

Jacob Seed, The Mountain Man himself. Only comes out of hiding to hunt Deputies and eat people.

This is what my brain conjured up at 5am,forgot about it until 4:30am the next day so here we are.

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Day 220 of Joseph and the Deputy locked in the bunker.

Deputy :hanging head off the side of the bed,gargling saliva to the tune of Amazing Grace.

Joseph: why are you like this,child?

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When you've stopped threatening the Deputy for 0.01 seconds and Joseph finally says "Yes",letting you go get the McDonald's you've been bugging behaving well for;

Sharky and Deputy testing out the Dep's new fire arrows around Hope County Jail:

Deputy and Sheriff leaving Sharky unattended for 0.05 seconds:

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Deputy standing by holding a Rocket Launcher,aiming at the YES sign.

John watching through his binoculars seething like the sad lil man he is; Deputy you have five seconds to put down the launcher, leave my sign alone and come to me to confess.

Deputy : fucking bold of you to assume I can count.

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Deputy and Peaches coming across a stray group of (arsehole-ish) distracted peggies:

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Jacob smirking while walking towards the Dep holding his music box,looking down into the cage.

Deputy who was watching his smug ass the entire time:

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John laying in bed seductively: Oh Deputy I'll make you say yes.

Deputy in the bathroom: Just let me slip into something more comfortable.

Deputy :

#john seed #far cry 5 #far cry 5 john seed #john seed imagine #deputy rook #fc5 #i dont even know #that picture annoys me though #john seed x reader #far cry imagine #please john #i couldn't find a better quality version of that picture.#:(

A Catastrophe.

Jacob standing in front of the Deputy holding his rifle: Aren't you gonna run pup?

Deputy : I can't get up -gestures to lap- as you can see Peaches thinks she's a lap cat.

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