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Paper Cut Boys is now on AO3

The Tweak family meth empire is falling apart.

Tweek's dad has already shot one man dead. Will Tweek be next? Or can Craig save him?

Part 2 of Caffetamine

#paper cut boys #caffetamine #sp creek #creek #crenny #my fics #south park fic #south park

*puts caffestamine craig in a jar and starts shaking it* STOP IT. YOU ARE BURNT OUT. AND DEPRESSED. YOU DON'T NEED TWO BFS. YOU CAN'T HANDLE TWO BFS. GO TO THERAPY AND LEAVE THEM ALONE!! ok sorry, i'm normal again. can the plot of caff2 just be everyone telling craig to stop being a weird manipulator and to shut the fuck up(affectionate).

Hahaha, poor Craig is definitely not the right man for the job in Caffetamine and that doesn't change in the sequel unfortunately

Anyway, speaking of part 2, I just posted the first chapter on ao3

#caffetamine #ask #i'm gonna make a proper post about the sequel soon #it's called Paper Cut Boys

crenny is my otp so i was Scared and Nervous reading your fic but my GOD you nailed each and every one of their characterizations omfg!!! i loved (and wanted to strangle) craig and i LOVED kenny and i LOVED tweek like. wow

thank you for sharing it <3 wishing them (re: wishing CRAIG) a very weird time adjusting to ot3 lol

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you liked the guys. It's been a lot of fun writing them and especially figuring out how they'd grow up after their insane childhoods on the show

crenny is too underrated tbh. their dynamic is probably my favorite to explore

#ask #caffetamine #ive been planning caff 2 and this ot3 is so messy #caffetamine is a fic about why craig tucker shouldnt have two boyfriends

CAFFETAMINE on AO3

Tweek calls Craig, homeless and asking for help. Craig handles it as poorly as possible.

Fic complete! Chapter 23 is out now

#south park #crenny #creek #my fics #south park fic #caffetamine #one day I'll have to return to this fic for part two

the last chapter of caffetamine is here

this was incredibly difficult to write but I'm glad it's over

#south park #my fics #south park fic #crenny #creek

I'm working on the final chapter of Caffetamine so I thought I'd celebrate by posting the worst paragraph that was cut from the fic. This is the original first draft opening of chapter 15:

Craig had imagined a handful of ways his life could be nicer by the time he reached the coffee house. Most of them involved a car and sworn celibacy—at this point he’d rather stick a pocket pussy in the exhaust pipe of a geriatric Toyota Camry and fuck that for the rest of his life instead of trying to fix his relationships.

#btw caffetamine ends with craig having relations with his ford

Another chapter of Caff: Histories is out

Kenny's POV this time, Craig next

#my fics #south park fic #crenny #caffetamine

First chapter of Caffetamine: Histories is out. Tweek POV.

These mini fics shed a bit of light on what happened between Craig, Tweek, and Kenny back in high school. Can be read as a stand-alone or as a part of Caffetamine.

#south park fic #my fics #next chapter of caffetamine should be out around new years

I wanted to get Caffetamine chapter 22 out this November because the chapter takes place in November too, but unfortunately I have final exams and essays to do so I can't dedicate the time I want to writing it.

Anyway, the good news is that I wrote Caffetamine Histories (three mini fics from Tweek, Kenny, and Craig's POV) over a year ago just to get back into the groove of writing the characters and I can post those as a lead up to chapter 22.

So... weekly mini fics in my December? It's more likely than you think

#caffetamine #fic update #each mini fic is exactly a page long (around 350 words)#I'm making progress on ch22 but I'm also doing a scriptwriting course and that's really eating into my writing time

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter of Caffetamine!

Craig and Kenny share a tense car ride as they go find Tweek, whose phone is still off

#sp creek #sp crenny #crenny #my fics #south park fic #it took me a while to get back to this because real life was a struggle #but im back to posting now #hopefully somewhat regularly

william-snekspeare

working memory bad 💚

#you know when something hits so close to home that you have to stop being a social recluse and reblog it #this is such a perfect way to explain this #the number of tasks i leave incomplete is ridiculous #i am working on caffetamine still btw #ETA: who knows but i hope i get my shit together before august

wolf-fram

♡( ◡‿◡ )

#creek #i'll never get tired of other people wearing craig's hat

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 19 of Caffetamine is here to ruin your day. Like seriously. Don’t read this if you’re having a bad time already (unless crenny angst makes you happy I guess)

#caffetamine #my fics #south park #creek #crenny #i feel bad tagging this as crenny even though it's accurate #one day i'll write proper crenny fluff to make up for my sins

I needed this Crenny aesthetic in my life

#south park #crenny #i just hate how craig's hair is wrong in the losing edge #so i fixed it #and yes it's really him standing there in the episode

can't stop thinking about kenny in the losing edge

#south park #kenny mccormick #look at him #just look at him #the only crime in this episode is that craig's hair is wrong

Does Craig have fucked up teeth in caffamine? (The List)

I always thought he would get braces at some point and he’d be really inconsistent about wearing a retainer. So I guess in caffetamine he wouldn’t have perfect teeth but they’re only a bit crooked.

Speaking of The List, I’m a firm believer in that version of the list where Craig is the cutest boy. Not only is he quite stylish with his hat, he also has the cutest hair in canon (in my extremely Craig-biased opinion)

#ask #caffetamine #i also really like kyle's hair #especially the art people draw of him #i'm just really into people with deep red hair #this is completely off topic from the ask #please disregard

do people like long chapters? i haven’t even written The Scene of the chapter yet and at this rate it’ll end up being ten thousand words. the longest chapter before this was chapter 18 at almost 7k and i thought that was too long. oh god. this fic is gonna be the length of an actual novel by the time it’s over. send help

#caffetamine #i could split the chapter #but i don't want to #if it's cut in the middle it'll be a really depressing ending and i don't want more of those #it's fucking 6am #on a thursday #i think it'll be ready to post next weekend maybe #i really need to go to sleep

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