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I know Black Mask can genuinely be an intimidating villain (which I hope he is for the Birds of Prey movie) but the #1 version of him that I’ll always love is him in Under the Red Hood when he just has one banger line of dialogue after another. Also his beady little eyes are so fricken funny.

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the way he interacts with everyone is gold

catsbeaversandducks

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

maramahan

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

monteswisha

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

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Soft. Warm. I’m stay here. Thank.

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Malcom in the Middle Ages

dunkstein

You’re not the lord of me now

myrrhdotcom

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

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*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

luxgalador

I cannot stop watching this

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cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

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ruffrowdyboiz

Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers* Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

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me spending money on my boo vs me spending money on me

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AND HERE COMES THE FIST!!!

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thelegendoflilith

friend: what’s up?

me: *bong bubbling sound*

wistfulwatcher

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Magical encounter while free falling.

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Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.