Derpblep

uhhhhhhh || they/them, he/him, moi/moi

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y'all scream internally???? cowards. scream out loud. let your presence be known. prove to everyone you've met god and wasn't impressed

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fuck getting that bread let's get the whole bakery

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*snorts a line of ramen powder like it's cocaine*

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Just your daily reminders:

Racists are a problem

White people are not

Homophobes are a problem

Straight people are not

Transphobes are a problem

Cis people are not

Sexists are a problem

Men are not

And most importantly,

Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

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hey please spread this around.

bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.

like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.

it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!

please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct

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And coffee grounds are nutritious for your plants!

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im going to murder mr sans undertale and avenge my dog

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ur ugly

ha april fools.u been fooled. ur not ugly. ur gorgeous

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Mine’s Craft

A Minecraft tumblr theme

( code )

Features

Custom portrait + background options

Custom colors for link and link hover

SUPER COOL DIAMOND SWORD CURSOR (not seen in images)

MINECRAFT FONT(!!!!!)

Additional link in sidebar (signpost icon)

Notes

Originally I made this for my girlfriend but someone requested it, so here it is in public form. It’s based on the Minecraft UI; the music player for uploaded audio is based on the Enchanting Table UI and the question post is based on the Book & Quill UI! Fancy.

Additional notes under the cut:

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mr sandman

sand me a man

give him the powers to summon a clam

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zwoop boy !!

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enderman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chris n chef arrest duncan for stealing yeezys

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R.I.P. stands for ravioli in pee

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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ive never hit reblog so fast