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things that tickle my pickle

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camping is in tents

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what's the matter with you?

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yo soy milk

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when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera derp 🤪

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it's simple we steal the moon derp 🤪

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Me doing my taxes. "I have a child" 🐶

derp 🤪

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don't worry be hoppy

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got a while latte love

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blow it out your blowhole

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when you sit down on the toilet

and the seat slides to one side. derp

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Me fake sleeping in the car so I can get carried inside. Uber driver: 😐

derp

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hotdogs after 90 seconds in the microwave

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60% of the time it works every time

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this is what happens when you don't click your tongs twice before grilling