Note*****most all of these take place AFTER the long game!!! Spoilers ahead!!!
Three Things I Donβt Play About
Author: just_chemicals
WC: 11.3k
SFW
"Apologise to my husband."
Comeau stared at him.
"I'm not-"
"I didn't ask if you wanted to," Shane said, his voice ice cold. "I said apologise to my husband. You're going to do it now, in front of this building full of people, and then we're going to finish this game, and if I hear you say something like that again, to either of us or to anyone else in this league, the next conversation we have will not be as easy as this one."
Five times the people who loved Shane Hollander finally saw who he actually was and the one time they saw why him and Ilya worked so well.
I cried. If youβre looking for a phenomenal hurt/comfort post TLG hollanov fic, LOOK NO FURTHER.
Through Whatever You Lose
Author: aloneintherain
WC: 7k
SFW
Shaneβs eyes snap open. Wait a second.
βIlya,β Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. βIlya, wake up.β
Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. βI shut curtains already.β
βItβs not that. Ilya, hey. Donβt go back to sleep.β Ilya tries to bury back into Shaneβs chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shaneβs hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his motherβs cross.
OR: When Ilyaβs cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.
Just straight up adorable and heartwarming
The Buzzfeed Puppy Interview
Author: raniza
WC: 2.3k
SFW
βIlyaβs still getting used to having a hairless cat but I think theyβll work it out soon.β
Just between Pork and himself, Shane hoped they never did. It always made for a memorable sight to see Ilya hide behind Anya as the cat hissed at him from the corner.
βThatβs great, you both are doing perfect. Weβre going to let the first few dogs in now, donβt worry if they run off, just make sure to listen for the questions.β
A moment later, Shane and Ilya were attacked at full-speed by three overexcited puppies, all determined to crawl over the hockey players at various angles.
Ilya laughed, truly giddy by how closely one of them resembled his Anya when he rescued her. Witnessing two of the dogs climb over Shane made his heart ache, wishing he could snap a photo to save as his iPhoneβs wallpaper.
Or, the Buzzfeed Puppy Interview with the NHLβs newest married players β Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.
Pure fluff and silliness. No other explanation needed.
Is He Cheating? (Man I Donβt Know)
Author: rozanovz
WC: 1.5k
SFW
ilya knows shane well. he knows his routines inside and out by now. so when shane switches it up, heβs suspicious.
he asks shane whatβs going on, and shane canβt believe his husband has been keeping tabs.
or
ilya ruins shaneβs surprise (heβs been taking russian lessons for him)
Short and sweet one shot!!
Gaslighting = Glasses
Author: mc3
WC: 3.2k
NSFW
Ilya's brain worked hard to find another excuse that might satisfy Shane's line of questioning. He always found it hard to think clearly when Shane was looking at him with his frames perched on top of his freckled nose.
It took him approximately five seconds too long to respond before Shane spoke again.
"Ilya. Did you do something to the TV to make me think I am going crazy?"
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Or:
Ilya is lowkey a gaslighter setting up a situation for Shane to wear his glasses. Smut ensues.
Starts out very cute, good if you just want something quick and smutty!!
Say Something Batshit Crazy (Iβll Do it, Donβt You Make Me)
Author: yrsaffectionately
WC: 8.3k
SFW
lily @shanehollanderstop
iβll say it because i am not afraid of losing my job: roger crowell is a piece of shit and should never know peace in his life ever again. my name is hayden pike and i play for the montreal voyageurs.
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or
Ilya joins stan twitter
Hands down my favorite hollanov SMAU! series. Istg I was laughing the whole time I was reading these
Hope it Hurts Like You Hurt Me
Author: gurlsrool
WC: 5.5k
NSFW
βCome on,β Comeau says. βAre we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that youβre still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?β
βGilββ J.J. says, but Shane doesnβt want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge heβs steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
βWeβve been married for two years,β Shane says. βIβm not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, itβs longer than you were with your first wife, isnβt it?β
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
I have a special love for Shane putting the Montreal voyageurs in their place
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