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inocrrect quotes again

2 people said they liked them so this is for you i love you

so here it is i changed it up slightly by using a different generator

Moritz: I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under

Hanschen, bad at flirting: I like your name Ernst, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Melchior: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are! Wendla: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

Ilse, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Moritz: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign* Let’s get this party started!

Wendla: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

Martha, to Ilse: I dare you to— Anna: Ilse isn’t allowed to accept dares. Ilse: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

Ersnt: You’re smiling, did something good happen? Hanschen: I can’t smile just because I feel like it? Moritz: Melchior tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Ilse: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Moritz: Not by the law!

Thea: Don’t correct me!!! Anna: Don’t be wrong.

Melchior: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

Melchior: What am I doing wrong? Moritz: Do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist? Melchior: As a friend. Moritz: See a therapist

Thea: You always look so unapproachable. Melchior: And yet, here you are.

Hanschen: I have no idea what I’m doing, I just know that I’m doing it really well.

Ernst: What happens when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time? Melchior: It takes a screenshot. Hanschen: Get out, both of you.

Wendla: FOUR MONTHS. Anna: What’s she talking about? Melchior: C'mon, it was funny- Wendla: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Wendla: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things- Melchior: That’s because you’re too short.

Wendla: Let me see what you have. Ilse: A knife! Wendla: Okay, have fu- Moritz: NO!

#spring awakening #moritz stiefel #hanschen rilow #ernst robel #melchior gabor #wendla bergmann #ilse neumann #martha bessell #anna wheelan #thea rilow #my junk is you #only hymns upon your queue

serialkillerinthemaking

incorrect quotes again idk anymore

im sure after 3 other posts it must be getting old but i don’t care i think theyre funny

Ilse: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Melchior: Oh just so you know, it’s very muggy outside Moritz: Moritz: Melchior, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn… Melchior: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Ernst: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Hanschen: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

'Can I copy the homework?’ Ernst: I can help you with it! Hanschen: Yeah, sure. Melchior: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Moritz: lol nope. Georg: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Otto: *Read 5:55pm*

Anna: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Wendla: Put spaghetti in it. Anna: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Ilse: Put spaghetti in it. Anna: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Martha: Put spaghetti in it. Anna: I’m no longer taking suggestions.

Melchior, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Wendla, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Moritz: what are you guys doing? Melchior: playing systemic oppression

Melchior: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment! Wendla: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Melchior: Okay, truth or dare? Moritz: Truth Melchior: How many hours have you slept this week? Moritz: Moritz: …Dare Melchior: Go to bed. Moritz: I don’t like this game.

Ilse: What’s up guys? I’m back. Martha: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Ilse: Death is a social construct.

#spring awakening #ilse neumann #melchior gabor #moritz stiefel #ernst robel #hanschen rilow #georg zirschnitz #otto lammermeier #anna wheelan #wendla bergmann #martha bessell #my junk is you #only hymns upon your queue

serialkillerinthemaking

incorrect quotes 3 (from me and my friends)

Hanschen: “I have an A in this class so if I fail this what the hell, I’ll go out with a bang.”

Otto: When we were on a zoom there was a bunch of background noise and screaming- “My mom pretended to give birth to a cat”

Melchior: *finds a paper for an overdue project: “Oh my god.. Moritz…” Moritz: “Sonnenstich emailed me and said it’s now extra credit.” Mechior rips up the paper immediately

Ilse: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S A TEMPORARY ERROR? IT’S GMAIL.”

Melchior, whispering: “And read a few books that you’ve already read that don’t count as book reports. THEY DON’T COUNT AS BOOK REPORTS?!?”

Ernst: "Yall I have two pins and one says ‘Sick’ and the other 'Don’t trip’. Don’t make fun of me, they’re cool!”

Ilse: “If we do have to go to school in masks imma draw a little mustache and goatee on my face so if anyone pulls down my mask, they get a nice surprise.“

Moritz: "My mom is paying me for breathing. I feel like we should get paid to exist. It’s hard to like, not die.”

Wendla: “Woah guys I have a stapler. It has staples in it. I didn’t know I had a stapler. This is like, the best news I’ve had all day.”

i hate myself for this

obviously names are changed

#spring awakening #hanschen rilow #otto lammermeier #melchior gabor #moritz stiefel #ilse neumann #ernst robel #wendla bergmann #my junk is you #only hymns upon your queue

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alright from the incorrect quotes generator

Hanschen: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis. Ernst: You’re like 15 years old Hanschen: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Hanschen: Dumbest scar stories, go! Ernst: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Georg: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Otto: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Melchior: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Moritz: Moritz: I have emotional scars.

Anna: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Thea: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years! Wendla: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Martha: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Ilse: My moral code, is that you? Anna: Anna: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Melchior: Wendla and I are having a baby. Moritz: That’s gre- Melchior, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

#spring awakening #hanschen rilow #ernst robel #georg zirschnitz #otto lammermeier #melchior gabor #moritz stiefel #anna wheelan #thea rilow #wendla bergmann #martha bessell #ilse neumann #my junk is you #only hymns upon your queue

serialkillerinthemaking

incorrect quotes 2 bc y’all seemed to like the other one

Moritz: Ilse was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Ilse: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Moritz: Ilse, you ate a chair.

Hanschen: I prevented a murder today. Ernst: Really? How’d you do that? Hanschen: self control.

Wendla: Anyone d- Martha: Depressed? Ilse: Drained? Anna: Dumb? Thea: Disliked? Wendla: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people …

Moritz: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Ilse: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Hanschen: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Melchior: Several traffic violations. Mortiz: Three counts of resisting arrest. Ernst: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Georg: Also, that’s not our car.

Moritz: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Melchior: You and me!!! Moritz, tearing up: Okay.

Moritz: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Melchior? Melchior: … No. Wendla: I do! Moritz: I know, Wendla. Wendla: I’m sad! Moritz: I know, Wendla.