complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but Iâm basically fine
where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"
hello i have this
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sautĂŠ. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sautĂŠ the horrors
grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off iâve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. heâs alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE
State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.
first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist
remade in The Sims 2!
remade in ACNH!
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Recreated in House flipper 2
Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)
Doom
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MakeRoom!
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I've brought you.. a gift!
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If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"
So Morrowind has these messages that pop up when you level up that aren't just like "wow you're so epic" but actually kind of relevant to like aging and growing as a person. My favorite one, that feels really relevant (couldn't find a screenshot): "It's all suddenly obvious to you. You just have to concentrate. All the energy and time you've wasted -- it's a sin. But without the experience you've gained, taking risks, taking responsibility for failure, how could you have understood?" Like yeah, it feels like I've wasted a lot of time on projects that may never be finished, or pursuits that I ultimately decided weren't for me. But I've learned so much just by engaging with the process of creating, I wouldn't be the same if I hadn't.
yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn
*let them in. let them innnn
my two categories of anime rec are âitâs okay if you donât really like anime, youâll probably like thisâ and âthis will not make any goddamn sense to you if you have not wasted years of your life on trashâ
yâall took about five minutes to turn this into some kind of contentious madoka post when i was just sitting here innocently contemplating the spectrum from miyazaki to the bread anime
Okay, so, I feel like I should explain the greatest invention of the modern ageâŚthat was produced by my apartment. We call it, the Weeb Ass Shit scale, after our traditional method of asking what anime somebody was watching (âWhat Weeb Ass Shit is this?â) It grades a given Anime from 0-10 on three different methods: Weeb, Ass, and Shit. An individual will have different degrees of tolerance for various levels on the different scales. 0 is low, 10 is high. Weeb is the degree to which the show assumes a familiarity with japanese pop culture or anime tropes in general, not only in terms of the actual content of the show, but occasionally at a conceptual level. Hyperspecialized high schools with all-powerful student councils, for example, add a couple points to the Weeb scale. Same goes for the presence or use of tropes that would be bizzare and off putting if you werenât used to seeing such things in other anime.Â
A zero on the Weeb scale could be enjoyed by somebody who doesnât even know that Japan exists, a 10 assumes the audience possesses a PhD in japanese cultural studies with a focus on animation. Something like Cowboy Bebop comes in at a 1, while Iâd put Kill-La-Kill at a 6. Anything of the form âThese Girls are anthropomorphic versions of something elseâ rates at least a 7 in my book. Next comes the Ass Scale. Put simply, how much Fanservice is in the show. busty character design, male-gaze camera angles, skimpy outfits, hot spring episodes, character A tripping and landing in a compromising position on top of character B, all that nonsense. At a 0, youâve got something you would watch with your Grandmother after church (Miyazakiâs stuff comes in at a 0). Finally, the Shit scale, which covers general overall quality. A 0 indicates that the show is flawless, a 10 holds that you would rather sandpaper your own face than watch it. It should be noted that the Shit scale should be judged independent of the others. Too much T&A shows up on the Ass scale. Proper use of this scale is in the form W/A/S. For example, Shokugeki no Soma (Aka Food Wars) would come in at W 4/ A 6/ S 3
I am taking so many fucking notes
we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touchâď¸
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.