Dearly Departed

Sylvia Vincent: Wife. Mother. Actual Domestic Goddess. Dead since 2005. An ask/rp blog for Sylvia Vincent, Mark Vincent's (dead) wifey, run by mistress-strex. (multiverse! Mun is 21+) Icon drawn by corruptedcarlos

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @courageousteapot

…. this about a blorbo or a cat?

text: Bastardous Man

[sweetoothgirl]

Strawberry Oat Spoon Cake

[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Chip Pound Cale

[sweetoothgirl]

Strawberry Cakes! 🍓

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

[phhat]

what happens when you park illegally

[haydenfleur]

[kiyumie]

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[catchymemes]

[platinumnib]

Well, fuck me.

I’ve found it. 

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.

[doodlemeimpressed]

The Duolingo owl is gonna kill me

[sosuperawesome]

Baking by Lori Stern on Instagram

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[friendly-animals]

[korra]

awkward how reassuring i find this

[womensstudiesofficial-deactivat]

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

[vickorano]

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

[askclint]

Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

Like, this makes me so happy. I use it sooo much.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[sweetoothgirl]

Lemon Berry Trifle

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Villa Cimbrone | heatherwaraksa

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

not naming any names here but i think some of my followers might be

very kind and sweet and beautiful and ones I love and care for very much