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São Miguel Island, Azores

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foodffs

Coconut Panna Cotta Satisfy your sweet cravings with a silky smooth coconut panna cotta. It’s a delicious treat that has a taste of the tropics in every spoonful.

Recipe => https://littlebitrecipes.com/coconut-panna-cotta/

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BUTTER SEARED LOBSTER TAILS

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Is this how you roll?

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Catfish Kabayaki

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isabelopaque

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

unpeeled-human

tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

mapsontheweb

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

unterwaesche

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

humanityinahandbag

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

anonymousalchemist

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

piedude

So I guess the answer to “How many Jersey Boys does it take to figure out a gas pump?” is “At least 4”

clown-guitar

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

amikoroyaiart

Somewhere, far away from Piltover 💕

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Taking a little break from commissions and forcing myself to learn again how to render, also... me and my inconsistent art style, we're not doing better 😔

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