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@despairfrommonobear
"Ah, Monomono!" He said to the stuffed bear, smiling. "Everybody else was able to get acquainted with cha while I was still sleepin’! So I think it’s about time we have a little chat and get to know each other!"
"Upupu so what would ya like to know about me Crime Artist? I'm an honest bear and I'll tell ya anything ya want to know about little ol' me." The bear chuckled once more as he climbed up onto the bed in order to be closer to Tiamo's eye level.
"God it’s so fuckin’ borin’ ‘round here!" The crime artist loudly said to himself. "I wonder if Monomono is up to anythin’, maybe we can talk or somethin’, that’d be a good way to kill some time." He said, standing up from his bed. "Oi oi! Monomono! Come out come out wherever cha are!"
"Ask and ye shall receive!" Monobear said popping out of nowhere. "Greetings Crime Artist what can I do for ya on this gloriously despairing day?"
Analetta blinked. “Ghost gear?”
And a dildo. Fabulous.
"Wha…’ey, bear, wait! Wha’s this? Some kinda stupid joke? Do I look like ‘m in the mood for it if it is…?!"
"A joke? The machine is a hundred percent random, it ain't my fault that you've got some crappy luck upupu. But I don't see what's so bad about these things. You got something you can use to enjoy yourself and something you desperately wanted in order to speak to the one you lost now isn't that nice?"
…
Why was he staying silent?! Shouldn’t he be defending himself?! We just accused him of being a serial killer! Even if he somehow is, he should at least be lying about he isn’t! What’s going on with him?!
I Don’t think I’m really of much use to this trial right now.
What is that supposed to mean?! Of course he’s of use right now! He’s a prime suspect!
But, I think I know someone who does…
Would you like to speak to them instead?
>YES
>NO
Ah, Okay. Just a moment, he’ll be out soon.
Wait…what does that mean?! He’s not making any sense!
Elyse then began to mumble something to himself, it almost sounded like he was singing…a lullaby? This isn’t the time to be falling asleep!
After a few moments he seemed to have finish the song, and his eyes shot open and he fell to his knees. This isn’t making any sense! What’s going on.
Heheheh…
Wait, who’s laughing?
Heheheheheh…
This isn’t the time for this!
Suddenly, Elyse stood back up but something seemed…off.
HELLO! HI! GOOD MORNIN’ AND SUCH TO CHA YA!
…What the fuck is going on?! Where did his glasses, headphones and backpack go?! Why was his shirt opened?! Why is his hair a mess?! And more importantly, what are those tally marks on his skin?!
Oi! Oi! Ain’t this one of those school court cases Elyse has been writing so much about? What’s goin’ on? He doesn’t exactly let me out like this! What’s the occasion?
Um…
Oh wait where are my manners? I forgot to introduce myself to cha guys!
Nice to meet cha! Super High School Level Crime Artist, Tiamo Mutilator here! Now what’s up? Can any of cha cuties fill me in on this thing?
Well now that we found our Crime Artist…might as well get this trial back on track!
I'm sorry but dinner is canceled...and so's all the food!
"Hah! Like that’ll affect us! Humans can go for weeks without food! In the Civil War, armies had to march for miles with no food but the corn kernels they picked out of horse dung!”
"Besides, I’ve got my rations."
"Oh please, humans these days are so spoiled with the availability of food. Sooner or later someone's going to kill. It's not as if you have that much longer anyway upupupu. And I'd be careful as to telling anyone about those rations. Not everyone is so mild that they wouldn't kill for a filling meal."
"Upupupu so the first trial went better than I expected. Although you bastards took longer than I thought it would, you still managed to find the culprit. Oh, and I hope you enjoy those wonderful sparklers!"
[9:55:07 PM] Masato Sakamoto: Well, let's see. What does a pancake have in common with our murder weapon?
"Someone's finally been murdered! I was worried no one would actually do it but someone finally stepped up to the plate! Now let's see how you bastards do upupupu."
Why did he put emphasis on the ‘you’ part? Did he really think that any of the other students would kill someone? They all seem way too nice to do anything, and the lack of supplies to do such things would make it incredibly hard wouldn’t it? He mentally shook the idea out of his head before he thought too much about it.
"I…" He began, but what else could he say? He didn’t want to accidently make him too upset, risking being punished for harming the headmaster. He bite his lip and soon continued. “I thank you for answering my questions, they obviously weren’t the answers I wanted to hear but I still thank you.”
"I'm glad I could help. I'm always trying my best to enlighten the minds of our glorious youth who will one day lead this world into a great lie known as hope. If you can survive that is upupupu."
Elyse stood there in shock, not knowing what to say. He grasped the part of his shirt where his heart would be and gulped. He was trying his best not to let monobear’s words get to him, trying not to cry. Is that really true? What monnobear just said? He thought to himself, soon shaking the idea out of his head mentally and physically.
"I know you probably don’t care but I can tell you this!" He managed to say, not sounding very frightening at all. "I can promise you that if anybody dies, I definitely won’t be the one at fault…” He stated. But could he really keep that promise? …He had to! He just had to!
"I don't doubt that you won't be the one at fault, but what about the other students? I don't hear any of them making these ridiculous promises. And you know why? Because they all want to get out and there's only one way to leave this place. After all, you can't stop others from killing now can you? You've never been a leader and you never will be. You're weak, and a fool if you think that anyone will listen to your preaching upupupu."
"Nobody is gonna die! I won’t let that happen!" He said, louder than usual. Could he really promise such a thing though?….Of course he can! He has to! But really…the best he could probably do is making sure he isn’t the cause of a death…wait, stop thinking about this so hard! You’ll start to doubt yourself!
"Do you honestly think that no one is going to die? Are you honestly so stupid to think that your little promise can keep everyone safe and sound? Well I have some news for you...
Nothing you say or do can stop someone from dying! That's how humans work, you put them in a cage, give them an incentive to leave and they'll do everything they can to get out. None of your empty promises will do any good!"
"Hmmm…I guess you have a point, as much as I hate to say it. This game of yours would seem pointless if that happened…" He said, holding his chin. "But then again it’s just a silly game! None of us would actually kill each other!" He snapped at monobear. Just remember Brooks, it’s a game! Nothing but a silly prank!
"Upupupu if you're honestly naive enough to think that nobody's going to kill then who am I to stop you from being such a gullible fool? I can't wait to hear what you think once someone dies though."
"Ahahahaha oh the look on your face right now is priceless. But yes you’re right, there is a rule that forbids such things. However, that rule only applies to couples, not individual people and therefore if a person were to use these items to relieve themselves then rules would not be broken. Which…now that I think about, why do we have condoms in the machine?"
"I bet it’s because you want people to go and break the rules, so you can punish them, you damn bear…” He said, cringing. Soon he jumped a bit and had a worried look on his face. “Ah! I didn’t mean to be rude then! I’m terribly sorry Monobear…” Wait, why was he apologizing to HIM?
"But if students broke the rules then they would have to be executed on the spot and then there wouldn't be anyone left to participate in our wonderful life of mutual killing. I'm not a bear who goes around spreading lies to kill people for no reason. And what the hell are you apologizing for?"
He was taken aback by those words, he was so shocked he actually almost fell backwards a bit. He gulped and tried to regain his composure. After coughing lightly once into his fist he looked back at the bear. “Well there could be many reasons, I remember the ID saying a rule against…er…very close and personal actives or there’d be consequences…” He said, waiting for a reply. Of course he practically knew what he would say Nope!~ with that signature laugh of his…
"Ahahahaha oh the look on your face right now is priceless. But yes you're right, there is a rule that forbids such things. However, that rule only applies to couples, not individual people and therefore if a person were to use these items to relieve themselves then rules would not be broken. Which...now that I think about, why do we have condoms in the machine?"
Wait, he wasn’t even sure? That’s odd…wait a minute! Are you actually believing him? He’s done nothing but spread lies so why would he tell you the truth now? Elyse sighed.
"Just…forget about it I guess? I doubt i’ll get a straight answer from you anyway…"
"Oh come on now, I'm actually a very honest and trustworthy bear. If you wanna know that badly then I'll tell you.
But too be honest I'm not sure why you of all people are asking. You know the answer better than I do upupupu."
Elyse cringed at the hearing the name of the item, but nodded. “Of course I am, but i’m just curious as to why, or how, they even got in there!” He pouted, but then sighed. “But let me guess…” He took a deep breathe and continued, but in his best monobear voice. “But I’m afraid I can’t say the reason, upupupupu.” God that was a horrible impression but I think he’d get the idea.
"Hey are you making fun of me!? If you do that again then I'll cut your tongue out! As for why, I already told you I can't say! As for how....
I'm really not too sure myself how they made it there to be honest."
"Monobear. We gotta talk."
"What do you want?"
"Hey! I didn’t break it, so pipe Yogi! It’s your fault for putting the wrong information on here!"
"What do you mean wrong information!? All the information on your electronic student ID cards are 100% correct!"
"…..What type of game are you running here? You’re gathering gifted children and pitting them against each other for sport." Roza put the ID back in her pocket.
"And what's wrong with that? I'm just a harmless little bear who wants to have some fun every once in a while. I don't see anything wrong with wanting to enjoy myself by causing a little despair among the shining beacons of humanities hope."
