parker hassan

“to enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.” ― diablo cody

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nobody comes on here anymore lol but anyway i added spencer to the character roster of my book and it’s 3478382x better now

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lowkey hate all the stress that came w admining but highkey miss this place :///

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YA GURL BOUT TO BE A PUBLISHED WRITER !!!!!!!!!

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idk if anyone logs on here anymore but i wanted to share this with u guys !!!! I'M GETTING PUBLISHED Y'ALL

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so

i'm not exactly sure what to say

i put my blood, sweat, and tears into this rp and so did leesh and we've been busting our asses trying to make this rp last but in the last few weeks it kinda seemed like everyone already had one foot out the door anyway so i guess it was inevitable

i'm sorry we couldn't keep everyone interested and active

if anyone wants to stay in contact after this feel free to message me

thanks for the last four months y'all

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oh god okay yo i’m A Mess since i haven’t slept well for the past two nights lmao so i’m gonna get a good night of sleep before school tomorrow and work on starters on the train/between classes ????? so i have my list currently but if u want any just message me who you want them for/with and i gotchu <33

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i'm home finally !!! i have a list of starters i've planned with people that i'm gonna try to get out before i work on some homework but if anyone else wants one lemme know !!!

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Adorable Eliza Taylor with pigtails as Janae Timmins in Neighbours

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y'all i have thirteen chapters to read for one class and two for the other but the chapters for that one are like FORTY PAGES LONG i'm a goner

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someone almost ran me over in the crosswalk to run a red light lmao

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i have another five minutes left on break and then i'll have 30+ minutes between classes ( during which i have to consume my lunch lmao ) but if anyone wants to plot stuff for the event just like this or message me !!!

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i'm in class for the next 6 1/2 hours now ( two back to back ) but i'll be on sporadically during my short breaks if anyone needs me !!!

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lottieqt:

“This is only the second time someone’s offered me the personal assisting gig this week, and I’m starting to consider its benefits.” Lottie managed a small smile, knowing better than to outright say she thought of it as a bad idea, and ducked her head as she noticed the attention Parker Hassan undoubtedly brought upon her wherever she went. “There’s nothing really… glamorous about fetching coffee. Unless I’ve brought your order back wrong a half dozen times and this is your way of being sure I don’t screw it up again?”

     ❝ WELL, there’s nothing really glamorous about what i do, either. like sure, the awards shows and premieres are glamorous, but at what cost? uncomfortable heels and dresses you can’t breathe in and have to starve yourself for a week to look good in? ❞ she shrugged, waving at a gaggle of paparazzi that always awaited her outside of the studios. ❝ nah, you’re good at your job; i just can’t be in the same room as pip anymore. thirty seconds and i wanna punch her in the teeth; imagine three hours. ❞

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levireid:

“No, they do get Grey’s Anatomy down under. I just never really chose to watch it, y’know?” Levi explained, quirking a brow as he looked over at Parker. “You could totally have taken credit for that and I’d have had absolutely no idea.” At her joke, the Australian broke into laughter, shaking his head. “Damn, a super secret meeting? Sounds absolutely thrilling. I might just come along and, I dunno, sit under a table or practice my ninja skills in the corner. See what spoilers I can find out, y’know?” He laughed as he spoke, one hand scratching the back of his neck. “So, what’s going on in your life? Got any exciting news for me? Any gossip?”

     ❝ YOU are a disgrace to your profession, ❞ she teased, tugging at the sleeve of his scrubs. ❝ ah, yeah, my top secret meeting where they ask if i’m willing to do another season. they can’t exactly do life: by leah without leah so every year when the season finale draws nearer, they ask to extend my contract. ❞ she shrugged, knowing it was less of a nuisance that she let on. ❝ i wonder what would happen if i said no, ❞ she mused, before shaking it off and changing the topic completely. ❝ well, the pregnancy story finally died down so nobody’s trying to touch my belly anymore. i’m gonna miss all the parkiver fans photoshopping what our babies would look like, though; they were fucking adorable. ❞

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ezziexnovoa:

“I feel like I should be worried about how quick you are to avoid all responsibilities, but then I’d be hypocritical and I can’t be having that today. It’s too nice to be judgey today.” she shrugged, snickering at parker. “what’s a shop day without cold drinks. i’ve never heard of a raspberry-orange smoothie and that just seems like the oddest mix of fruits.”

     ❝ UH, excuse you; it’s the most delicious mix of fruits. don’t insult my drink, ❞ she said in mock anger, sticking her tongue out at the other girl. ❝ i’ll forgive you this time, though, if only for giving me an excuse to ditch out on the producers meeting i’m supposed to be at soon. ❞

[parkerhvssan]

@kitwillis: good plan!!! you can never have too many cats!

@kitwillis: what are you gonna call 'em?

@parkerhassan: @kitwillis i'm prob gonna go to a shelter and get one so they'll probably have a name already

@parkerhassan: @kitwillis but if i did get to name them i would use a person name that'll make people look at me like 'what the fuck'

@parker: @kitwillis 'hi this is my dog stephen'