Well, Howdy.

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. (fun lil bandit blog, I got inspired)

[desperate-outlaw]

((So, I think I'm gonna leave this blog for a bit.))

((I'm just not having as much fun anymore, admittedly.

And something I should have addressed in the beginning is that I personally don't really like the fact that everyone assumes Bandit and Captain are a thing. They never were and I never wanted them to be. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad at anyone! I don't want anyone having the blame for that but myself. I thought I as Bandit had stated it, but I as the blog runner should have made it clear and reinforced that.

I'm really sorry for not saying anything before. I'm terrified of confrontation and setting boundaries, and it's something I'm working on, and I didn't want my fiancé to say anything for me.

This wasn't something I had wanted to come from this blog, but I've been feeling a bit stressed whenever I do come on and make a post. So for my own good I'm stepping back for the time being.

Again, nobody is at fault except for me. I might be back, I do love playing as Bandit. But for now, I'm gonna take a bit for my own sake. Have fun y'all, stay silly.))

[desperate-outlaw]

Christ, it's fuckin' cold. I should go back, at least to do basic maintenance.

...Been feelin' eyes on me, anyway. With all that shit happenin', I just... don't feel all to safe. Hearin' ---steps, th' sn-- --sn't do a good j-- -- --din' it.

...Hey, wh-- --- --ck?! H--

[This device is curently unreachable. Contact U.E.S.C for support.]

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah

Also weird crab rocks

[desperate-outlaw]

I can try findin' my way to ya, no worries.

......D'ya think the crabs are edible?

[airborne-fighter]

No

[desperate-outlaw]

Have ya tried?

[airborne-fighter]

They look like rock

[desperate-outlaw]

And? Won't know if ya don't try! Hell, I can take one fer the team.

[airborne-fighter]

they FEEL like rock

[desperate-outlaw]

But are they rock?

[airborne-fighter]

I mean- no???

[desperate-outlaw]

Then they still got a chance to be edible!

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah

Also weird crab rocks

[desperate-outlaw]

I can try findin' my way to ya, no worries.

......D'ya think the crabs are edible?

[airborne-fighter]

No

[desperate-outlaw]

Have ya tried?

[airborne-fighter]

They look like rock

[desperate-outlaw]

And? Won't know if ya don't try! Hell, I can take one fer the team.

[airborne-fighter]

they FEEL like rock

[desperate-outlaw]

But are they rock?

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah

Also weird crab rocks

[desperate-outlaw]

I can try findin' my way to ya, no worries.

......D'ya think the crabs are edible?

[airborne-fighter]

No

[desperate-outlaw]

Have ya tried?

[airborne-fighter]

They look like rock

[desperate-outlaw]

And? Won't know if ya don't try! Hell, I can take one fer the team.

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah

Also weird crab rocks

[desperate-outlaw]

I can try findin' my way to ya, no worries.

......D'ya think the crabs are edible?

[airborne-fighter]

No

[desperate-outlaw]

Have ya tried?

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah

Also weird crab rocks

[desperate-outlaw]

I can try findin' my way to ya, no worries.

......D'ya think the crabs are edible?

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[airborne-fighter]

Yeah because I'm in red place I've never been to before right now-

[desperate-outlaw]

Red place? Does it got like... high platforms 'n smoke vents 'n shit? It's pretty cool but hella dangerous sometimes.

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[airborne-fighter]

If I find you can I ask you questions about some items?

[desperate-outlaw]

Sure thing, unless it's askin' if I took 'em. Ya won't get an answer for that.

[desperate-outlaw]

...Welp. I ain't goin' back on that ship fer the foreseeable future. May as well get comfy where 'm at.

[desperate-outlaw]

Can you also feel the disturbance?

they're staring, waiting for the one.

The one? The hell ya talkin' bout?

[desperate-outlaw]

who u betting on for drifter vs engie

Sorry Engie, my guy, gotta go with Drifter 'ere. More stubborn than Captain and will get that Bungus one way or another.

[turret-lover-n-bungus-enjoyer-d]

wow aren't you just oh so supportive...

[desperate-outlaw]

'Ey, I call it how I see it, 'specially when coin's involved. I'll bet on ya next fight, deal?

[desperate-outlaw]

who u betting on for drifter vs engie

Sorry Engie, my guy, gotta go with Drifter 'ere. More stubborn than Captain and will get that Bungus one way or another.

[desperate-outlaw]

What about a cartwheel? Triple axel on the ice? Can you pole vault? Drive a jetski? :3

Cartwheel, yeah. The rest? Dunno yet but I ain't above tryin'.

[desperate-outlaw]

Ah, but can you do a frontflip?

Now who do ya think I am? 'Course I can.

[desperate-outlaw]

“You should do a backflip. That’d be cool.”

@bigfucking-gun

Ha! I can backflip in my sleep, AND without losin' my hat.

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

I can kick your hat off your head while I backflip.

[desperate-outlaw]

What did my hat ever do to ya?

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

It clashes with everything.

[desperate-outlaw]

Sorry, didn't know fashion was a requirement to be 'ere. I like my hat, important to me :(

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

...fair-

You'd usually get more angry though? You ok?

[desperate-outlaw]

Eh, tired. Been havin' weird ass dreams lately.

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

Same thing with me n 'Mando

[desperate-outlaw]

Oh? Do ya mind sharin' a little? Don't gotta, but. If it's all the same then it's gotta be some bullshittery. If it helps, I'll go first:

I usually see th' Void, hearin' them whisper. Beckonin' to me. And sometimes, I see bright green, the smell of rot, and... someone is just. Standin' there. Listenin'.

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

For me it's been... Her. I think. Dagger n shit.

Commando is also void.. but... He told me it's much more insistent than just whispering...

[desperate-outlaw]

Huh. Don't like that at all. They really want our damn attention, eh?

[rest-of-the-comet-system]

Yeah. Although Commado got a huge boost of confidence since being Guilded so that's good.

[desperate-outlaw]

Everyone say thank ya, Aurelionite!

But that's good, to be serious. Glad he's bein' protected an' safe.

[desperate-outlaw]

Listening, yes. Watching too. Sometimes we even make commentary, dear Bandit.

But, honestly, our words don't mean much against her song.

Can you hear it too?

Okay, first of all. I ain't nobody's 'dear'. Second of all, fuck you.