Everyone Has A Little Dirty Laundry

Marvin Omar. 24 years old. Funny, sarcastic, and malicious stuff

[ampervadasz]

[anxietyproblem]

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[hey-stalkerlol-deactivated20210]

😂

[inothernews]

[endofeva1997]

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[konoko]

[tastefullyoffensive]

They are among us. [x]

[jakeledgers]

A Bug’s Life (1998) dir. John Lasseter

[skinoutqueen]

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

[teaonatrain]

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

[anxietyproblem]

[nicollekidman]

[oscarwildesbigadventure-blog]

We had an intense game of fetch today. He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!

[lulz-time]

[lulz-time]