I don't even know somedays

Sabriel. Destiel. SPN. I'd like to think I'm funny. Anime, need I say more?

[dulect]

[llvereornoxll]

I ACTUALLY HATE THAT IT RHYMES

[longlostlorian]

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

[longlostlorian]

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

[longlostlorian]

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

[longlostlorian]

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

[longlostlorian]

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

[longlostlorian]

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator

1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

[longlostlorian]

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

[longlostlorian]

Well when I went to bed, this post was at around 900 notes, but suffice it to say I think many of us were hungry for Trump defiling action. Your heroic efforts made it possible for us to reach all of our stretch goals… and then some. 

Stretch goal 2: Confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

Oh no!! A more nuanced perspective!!

Stretch goal 3: Sent directly back to hell

It’s been a while since he stepped foot on his own turf. No need, as he’s already polling well there.

And finally, a very special stretch goal received in the askbox:

Y’all are starting to catch on that I have a lot of random stuff lying around, including, thankfully for this scenario, a dinosaur that eats people. We pulled Donald back from hell, now lightly toasted and ready for this last challenge.

The Donald thinks he’s “tough.” The bull t-rex hesitates, because the word he wants to use is “gamey.”

Thank you all for making the American dream come true. What an adventure we all embarked on together.

[destielshipper24]

Fingernails burn very easily.... just so everybody knows...

[snacktimecartoon]

[destielshipper24]

This is like the best

[destielshipper24]

tbh my parents have a better social life than I do

[sunsteelstrike-deactivated20170]

you guys just had to get me into this show RIGHT before it gets angsty

[destielshipper24]

Right before everybody dies

[ruvyspast-blog]

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

[mahoganyandmemory]

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.

Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

[jellyroll22]

BOOST!

[pinkspritee]

I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.

[melaniesole-blog]

If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life

[itspoplock]

SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃

[gimmegray]

There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.

http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/

Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

It’s the same cocktail they give to medical professionals who have had contaminated needle sticks/blood splashes from potentially infected blood. Very effective.

[thenoirsextherapist-deactivated]

BOOST  !!!!!

[buzzfeed]

The 2016 Oscar Best Picture nominees, but with puppies.

[who-am-i-hedwig]

REBLOG IF YOU’VE EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF A BOOK

[ameliaadriannabooks]

If you did not reblog this then you, Sir or Madam, are a liar.

[micdotcom]

On Wednesday, Modern Family star Ariel Winter set the record straight on her decision to have breast reduction surgery in a column for Time. Winter has spoken openly about the surgery in the past, but sends a powerful message here, “I chose surgery because …”

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[destielshipper24]

Ok but you can you defend the imperial measurement system? It makes no sense. An inch isn't a very small measurement unit, and that's the smallest unit. Also there are 12 inches in a foot, three feet in a yard and 1760 yards in a mile. Who the fuck wants to try to remember that? On the other hand, the metric system is all divisible by 10 and very easy to convert.

[157s]

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

[uniqueentity106]

We already have an island set up for you guys

[beesplosion]

I LOVE THIS

[destielshipper24]

We're so nice

[mooseleys]

[taco-bell-rey]

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

[808kangaroo]

Ke$ha stands in the category of “gifted genius”, she scored near perfect (1500) on her SAT’s and has an IQ of 140

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i wanna take back all those years i acted like i hated the color pink and anything stereotypically girly i love pink so much

[torturedridersdepartment]

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