Because Books, That's Why.

Twenty Eight Years Old ~ Reader ~ Writer ~ Lesbian ~ Going To End Up With Too Many Cats ~ Also On Bookstagram/Goodreads ~ Australian ~ Publisher

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[ameliecozy]

Instagram: thenovelacademy

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[normal-ghost]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

[shanlightyear]

The staple item in Captain Carswell Thorne's closet

[chaaaaaaaaaaaam]

hi everyone i pay for tumblr premium and they give you a monthly free blaze post and last time i blazed my favourite colour and i received hate anons for days so im doing another one. this is also my fave! please feel free to send your fave colours and ill blaze them next month so you can receive your own death threats!

[lunehowls]

i really loved you, you know?

[denizenhardwick]

i am so deeply charmed by that scene in tkm when the rest of the foxes are out so it's just neil and andrew in the dorm and andrew comes over and knocks on the door and neil lets him in and he says kevin cancelled night practice and neil's first thought it "oh that's perfect i can do my homework!" and then andrew throws a beer tab at his face and neil slowly realizes that ohhhh andrew is in his dorm. and they are the only ones home rn. and they haven't kissed in a week. and then they make eye contact and andrew puts the beer down without drinking it so they can make out. it's so cute. making out with andrew is not something that immediately comes to his mind but the moment he realizes it's a possibility he gets so happy, just. all plans cancelled screw my math test actually this is what i want to be doing :D :D :D

[wolfythewitch]

Look at the blurb of this book my friend sent me I'm losing my mind

[en-theos]

tags by @katabasiss

#well now.#just read the good reads and. its there for sure ! 💀 a reverse harem with the greek ferryman...augustus...for some reason 🧐🧐#& by the sounds of it achilles & who she calls 'patro' all of whom 😵‍💫😵‍💫 hate her in an enemies to lovers way#fascinatingly bad & my favourite thing is that the author has a classics degree like well. i dont think you're using it </3#also not to give spoilers but apparently her dad is hades & the chthonic gods joined the titans against the olympians#& now have to compete in spartan gladiator matches for the entertainment of olympus as punishment 💀💀💀🙄

[ameliaadriannabooks]

My best friend gave me this book and described it as 'absolutely terrible, but entertaining, 5 stars' and I read it and uhhhhhh yeah it's exactly what you expect I don't know why I thought it had any chance of being good. I've decided to view it as a mockery of the fantasy romance genre... because I need something of my sanity to remain after reading this.

[tozettastone]

For the purposes of this poll, I am defining "novel in physical book form" very broadly as a long work of prose, fictional, and published on paper.

Furthermore:

Books that are not novels do not count.

If you are currently reading a book and you haven't finished it, it counts as "read."

Books you tried to read but didn't finish for whatever reason count as "read," too.

Books someone else gave you (eg., as a gift!) count towards books you own, but books that have been loaned to you (by a person or organisation) do not.

Books you have gotten rid of in some way are no longer yours and you do not have to count them as owned.

Have you read every novel you own in physical book form?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2025

While I should never demand a spot on your blog, if you would like to reblog this poll, it would be interesting to me to see the results with a relatively large sample size.

[dykekarkat]

andrew talking about neil during the first two books

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[oakwizard]

"The world isn't kind" is that any excuse for you to join it?

[blackberreh-art]

ceaseless watcher wipppppppp

[lorasx]

one of my favorite moments in the king’s men is when andrew and neil have their first make out session and they were so shaken by it that after neil thinks opening the ice cream was the hardest thing he had to do all year and andrew had to wait by the door a long time after letting nicky in to get his shit together. they’re so

[mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[roach-works]

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

[oneswordstyle]

Batman said take five but he heard change lives

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[werewolfhooligan]

nice girl i just met shadowed by two extremely bizarre individuals