"Fuuuuuuuuuuu--"

Me, every day

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[humorstar]

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[blogging-phelddagrif]

do you guys ever think back to how you were in the past & the stuff you’ve done and you just

[tharook]

Are we so sure the sexy amphibian from the Shape of Water is male, anyway? Who are we to presume the genders of Amazon amphibian people?

[mxalexwhat]

Gods are often depicted as having multiple genders

[tharook]

Yes. I like this.

@catywampous replied:

Guillermo actually talked about this and said that the Asset has no gender and is capable of changing it’s sex based on reproductive needs (or in this case, desire), just like many amphibian species.

The amphibian person is genderfluid and I love them.

[sober-butch-switch-bitch]

The shape of gender….is fluid

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

who am i lets go tot he ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

ninki minjaj

[spacehunter-m]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

Happy to finally see the video version of this meme.

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

please for the love of god unmute

[kabber]

it sounds exactly like i thought it would

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[briannaefraser]

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

[goldenboydean]

or worse

[nerds-are-cool]

expelled

[ataurusinabookshop]

When a writer/author comes up with a story

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[uglyheads-deactivated20230321]

this is why y’all are in therapy

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[msmarvel]

Avengers: Infinity War: A Summary

[cornflakegirls]

[theclearlydope]

Someone needs to notify Ray Romano. 

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[necrofuturism]

there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…

[i-am-the-egg]

Cinderella …

[necrofuturism]

this comment has utterly undone me

[sickwitchkid]

[ruinedchildhood]

Life lessons courtesy of the Powerpuff Girls