they hated him because he ate pants

nosy and annoying individual

[jambojamz]

meeeee :3

hiii im calico but u can shorten it to cali if u want!! my pronouns r he/him and im white + 20

i love connoreatspants and it’s mainly what i talk about here!!! i also talk about 🐏 and other ccs sometimes (u can check my tags to see who)

i do not fuck w dteam or wilbur

no real dni but if i don’t like u i’ll block u Lol.

last updated 2/15/25

[ramnonymous]

look at smplive’s child protective services bru the kids are cooked 😭

[jambojamz]

Happy 2026 connor is still super cute

[jambojamz]

hickies…Mikaztro is still real to me

[jambojamz]

Ok so noticed how I’ve disappeared from the face of the earth. Right. I’m not rlly interested in streamers anymore Sorry 😭 maybe i will come back occasionally and comment on things idk. Thanks 4 all the laughs everyone

[ramnonymous]

and when schlatt collabs with bbno$ and that’s the music he’s releasing

[ramnonymous]

[ketchueon]

[jambojamz]

Serve!!!!

[ketchueon]

Maybe im just crazy but I lowkey believe Noah when he said on that podcast from 2021 that Schlatt stole his online persona/humor. Let me schizo-rant real quick..😓💔

I wish I had more examples of Schlatt stealing jokes from him but one I can remember off the top of my head was in the "Lunch club goes shopping" video. Noah makes a joke about how he never takes off his fishing shirt and then right after Schlatt makes the exact same recycled joke about his Ronald Reagan shirt. (Ik its edited to look like Schlatt makes the joke first but if you pay attention Noah says it first😭)

And honestly it just makes sense to me. Overtime I feel like Schlatt became more like Noah in appearance, voice, online persona, ect. And I know Schlatt's voice is supposed to be a NY accent but even Noah has said that people call him "Rip-off Schlatt" in vcs cause of their voices being somewhat similar. And when you look at videos of Schlatt from when he was 15/16 compared to now or even 2020 it's so different. But when you compare Noah's old videos to his voice now it's almost the exact same.

Even though Noah was (and still is) thinner and shorter than Schlatt I kinda feel like Schlatt thought Noah was more masculine or "cooler" than him and that's why he tried to imitate him.

Like think about it... You have Schlatt this nerdy introverted twink loser CompSci student with not many friends who's entire online persona is just him being 'gay', overly loud (funny mic), and saying "dick and balls" over and over again... And then you have Noah who's more extroverted than him, can talk to people more easily than he can, is into more masculine things than he is, and is overall just a more masculine presenting and "normal" looking guy. And right around the time Lunch Club ends (Around I'd say March 2020) Schlatt starts trying actually trying to become similar to Noah. He makes his voice deeper, he starts making videos shooting guns and flamethrowers, he makes drinking his entire personality, he grows out his facial hair, and overall just emulates his vibe in a way I cant quite describe. Like Idk how to explain it but there's a certain category of white guy that Noah fits into and Schlatt just wasn't that AT ALL until 2020/2021. Schlatts always been a nerdy loser kinda white guy and all of a sudden he's the exact opposite, "Normal, loves guns, grilling, and camping" kinda white guy...???? Also maybe he's talking about non-family members when he says this but Schlatt always says he copied his persona off the men he grew up around but literally all the of men in his family are soft-spoken. There's videos of his dad and uncle Pete (who he's said he was very close to) speaking and both of them are very soft spoken and have no strong NY accent. And not the even mention Schlatt just announced a camping video with Tucker and Ted, which Noah, Cooper, and Travis did like 2 years ago. Anyways schizo-rant over,, PLEASEEE tell me if I sound insane and stupid saying all this cause I cant tell if im right or not 😭 Also my whole "He imitated Noah cause he didn't feel masculine enough" theory has a bit more weight to it if you also believe the XXY Schlatt theory.

anon who are you bc 2 years ago I had a convo with one of my mutuals about this same thing lol @nhfrt4 (#bestieschlannie)

I genuinely believe you though because that’s what I thought when his whole schizo stream dropped. Schlatt wanted to fuck noah but because he couldn’t fuck him he had to literally BE HIM

I’m taking the piss tho…or am I

Noah didn’t even have that big of a presence online too (also added the fact that nobody liked his ass) so it was easier for schlatt to jack his shit. schlatt probably talks soft spoken off camera as we see clips of him talking to kalynn with that same exact tone from years ago okayyy.

2020/2021. Schlatts always been a nerdy loser kinda white guy and all of a sudden he's the exact opposite, "Normal, loves guns, grilling, and camping" kinda white guy...????

this was the era when he moved to Austin texas for OTK there’s literally layers to this

[triquery]

who is doing more for the left: hasan piker or connoreatspants /nsrs 😭

The Connor Frog to Hasan Sympathizer pipeline.... IDK if that's a real thing, but they're def symbiotic imo, where Hasan has helped Connor develop his leftism & Connor acts as a funnel, bringing people into leftism & thus probably Hasan. I'm specifically thinking about how Hasan react andied to the George Santos episode of fortnite friday Live, and how Connor credited Hasan with helping him learn how to debate or something to that effect. Also that cute moment where Connor is talking about his socialist friend who's a "good guy" . Some day, Fortnite Friday will be an award winning series like it deserves to be.

[jambojamz]

charlie slimecicle getting rid of his entire mod team, still being w jinx and supposedly medieval roleplaying in her patreon was not something i was expecting…Well actually I did expect that he’d still be w jinx but not the other shit!

[fishpondfish]

i'm not into real people Fiction i'm into real people Facts. speculating about real people is parasocial and weird and invasive. however some things just happened. and my source is that i feel like it

[ramnonymous]

walking through smplive you may see posters and billboards advertising a new live gameshow. maybe you should check it out, they say real love can be found on it

[jambojamz]

ngl i’m pretty sure most of the things tubbo’s said about ccs being inappropriate is directed at ranboo 😭

tubbo likes to act like hes chill, nonchalant & uninterested in petty drama but in reality hes unchill chalant and very interested

he’s just like me fr….

[jambojamz]

https://www.tumblr.com/jambojamz/776247907341008896/tubbo-blocking-ranboo-on-twitter-literally-right

ngl i’m pretty sure most of the things tubbo’s said about ccs being inappropriate is directed at ranboo 😭

he says he dislikes when ccs use tumblr because it allows them to interact with stans in a more direct way that creeps him out, made some jokes about family friendly ccs who very suddenly shift towards nsfw content yet make no effort to separate themselves from their child audience, and said he hates ccs who are constantly acting in a graphically sexual manner on platforms that children have access to.

jdjdnrbeksjfbej tubbo real af for that

[jambojamz]

Tubbo blocking ranboo on twitter literally right after they stopped talking… Imagine if he didnt, and with how outspoken he is about ccs being inappropriate, and seeing that photoshoot of ranboo????? He was looking out for his future self fr

anon im so sorry i never watched ranboo or tubbo very much 😭😭 no but he kinda dodged a bullet there

[jambojamz]

The way I haven’t watched Connor in a good 3 weeks #fakefan