Things the D&D Campaign said (Sentence Starters)
“ You’d also break all your bones, ____. ”
“ Nothing I haven’t done before! ”
“ That’s not something to be proud of! ”
“ The theater kids are out! ”
“ I will come to your house. That is a threat. ”
“ Hey a lot of things seem wrong! ”
“ Tired brain finds entertainment in the smallest of things. ”
“ Sometimes a family is a prisoner and a bowl of unsalted soggy goldfish. ”
“ Now that’s some nice damage! ”
“ I’m going to shoot him out of the air if I see him. ”
“ You’ve heard of galaxy brain? Now get ready for negative intelligence. ”
“ Who was beaten into submission today? ”
“ Wait, this isn’t funny anymore. ”
“ Are you engaged with illicit crimes with the owner of this establishment?! ”
“ Secret languages are one of the signs of illegal activity! ”
“ Whoever told you that I sell weed is a liar. ”
“ We all know you got weed in there! ”
“ …Let’s ignore most of that damage. ”
“ Pardon my wizard swearing. ”
“ If an actual mass murderer can compete in a blood sport, an alleged bioterrorist can take a walk, damn it. ”
“ Oh shit! Same complex! ”
“ Hey I’m heading to Subway, y’all want anything? ”
“ Bread man! Bread man! ”
“ ____!! ____’s bullying me again! ”
“ The boss just gave me underwear. ”
“ I hereby declare this area cursed! ”
“ What’s the fine for jail breaking? ”
“ Nothing if you don’t get caught! ”
“ ____, let’s face it. You’re a fucking twink. ”
“ One problem at a time, please. ”
“ The talking hedgehog turns into a dog but he’s seen wilder shit when he was working retail. ”
“ Retail workers are the backbone of our society. ”
“ Ladies and gentlemen we got ’em! ”
“ I am glad the stupid bear is defeated, I do not like him. ”
“ ____ has brought about my demise. ”
“ We found the braincells, everybody! ”
“ We do not need to mock ____ for being home of the sexuals, guys. ”
“ This tournament really did turn into some weird ass found family, huh? ”
“ This is becoming more accurate as time goes on. ”
“ The kid has claimed another victory in his reign of terror. ”
“ She’s probably still standing. ”
“ ____, please don’t take the hammer. ”
“ FUCK YEAH I WANT THE HAMMER! ”
“ That’s what my work entails: feeding people my hair. ”
“ Jesus fucking christ take a god damn vacation I’m begging you. ”
“ I can only watch as things spiral out of control. ”
“ Lesson of the day: angst is good and never forget that. ”
“ I know you have negative braincells and I love you for it, but please work with me here. ”
“ I’m so unreasonably happy that this is a thing. ”
“ You ever just obliterate an enemy in one go? ”
“ You have been found in contempt of court. I sentence you to no face, baby. ”
“ There are too many people here who are lie detectors with their eyeballs. ”
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