Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

I can’t swim, I can’t dance, and I don’t know karate. Tell me and my cats that we’re perfect, beautiful, and look like Linda Evangelista

[longest-dogs-deactivated2023032]

Hot take but

Queer Sex Ed should be taught in schools

[sailorbrazil]

feeling myself

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

[bi-trans-alliance]

November 20: Today, we honor those who’ve lost their lives to anti-transgender violence and discrimination. #TDOR glaad.org/tdor

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ryan Reynolds is one the most attractive actors around at the moment and yet his last big movies have primarily focused on his voice acting rather than his looks.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[croutoncat]

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

[amazoogle]

yes. all

[yayfeminism]

The Onion is getting too real

[daggers-drawn]

This isn’t even satire.

[exceptionals]

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

[therealhamster]

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

I censored the rest of this ask but honestly. are yall okay

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[iwanttrumpinmyrump-deactivated2]

this is the best comic ive ever seen

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dreamofhircine]

I don’t agree w/ the vatican on core theological issues but I do agree w/ their stance on how great candles are

[hotboyproblems]

the most awkward thing is shutting your friends car door like do i shut it hard or do i shut it soft????? i dont want them to think im weak if i shut it hard but i dont want them to yell at me if its hard!!!!

[desueth]

I would rather you slap me right across the face than have you shut my car door any harder than is necessary