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family: âwhy are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?â
me whoâs been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk
delulu girls favorite part of the day
Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep
Me feeling like Bella every night chossing which man I want to read hard smut about.
A Weekend at the Weasley's | G.W.
feat. George Weasley x ravenclaw!reader
summary: you and george become best friends after a poorly timed prank. george has been pestering you for weeks to stay with him at the Burrow for a weekend over the holidays, and you finally cave.
cw: smut (MDNI 18+), dead parents, pining, Percy being a weirdo, quidditch injury and bruising, george still has two ears and a twin, lots of dirty talk and petnames, equal parts fluff and smut
an: george and reader are over eighteen in this fic. timeline is def wrong. but who caaaaaaares bc it's not me!
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âCâmon, feathers,â George begged, shifting from his place on the couch to kneeling on the floor in front of you. âI promise youâll enjoy yourself.â
âGeorge, I donâtââ
âWould I ever put you in harmâs way?â
You scoffed. âWell, there was the time you lit my potions homework on fire, and the time you transfigured my chocolate frog into an actual frog. Or the time you and Fredââ
âBesides that!â He huffed, resting his chin on your knees, blinking up at you with round eyes. âPleeeeaaasssseee, y/n? Come to the Burrow with me.â
can't a girl just be a little melancholic
....someone volunteering to be the first one to eat your pussy...
cw: cisfem reader
Letting the table know that no one has even eaten out was embarrassing, but you certainly weren't prepared for the results. As soon as Hizashi left the table, you grew quiet.
And then Aizawa makes his move.
"I could do it for you."
Aizawa's eyes never leave the point in the distance that he's locked into. He takes a sip of his drink, tipping it back until the foam clings to the sides; it's liquid courage, you think. You glance over to Hizashi, who's patiently waiting at the bartop for a waiter's attention. When he looks back to you, he shakes his drink in silence question and you nod back; yeah, you'll need another beer.
"I could go down on you."
You close your teeth around the glass rim of your bottle, trying to grit theoigh the feeling of your racing heart. Your voice stays low, as if anyone could hear over the din. "You'd do that?"
He leans back in his seat, chin up, expression neutral.
"I'd beg for it."
Hizashi is ordering now, glancing back at your table again. Neither of your faces betray the conversation, but you're flustered.
"You don't mean that."
"I do. I really do." His voice is unusually smooth. There's none of his usual grit. "I've thought about what I'll do to you."
He places his glass down and runs his thumb through the condensation.
"I'll be gentle. Slow. I'll take you home, lay you down in my bed. Make you nice and comfortable."
He rubs his thumb back and forth, tiny, little, delicate circles that draw your attention and hold it there. Your skin prickles at the thought that he can touch you like that--
"I'd take my time with you too." Aizawa continues. You hate how he can keep himself so stoic. "Undressing you, kissing your thighs, talking to you. You're going to cum before my lips touch you."
Heat pools deep inside you. Every thrum of want is laced with anxiety. You think you want this-- you think-- but you don't want to disappoint him either.
"That won't happen. I-It takes me a long time to..." You hem for a moment with embarrassment. "Finish."
"I don't care." Aizawa almost smiles. "I'll see it through."
Hizashi is walking over, balancing three drinks in his hands. Aizawa moves to acknowledge him, then finally looks towards you out of the corner of his eyes.
"Oh. And I'll make you cum more than once."
Your throat goes dry.
"What are you guys chatting about?" The blonde coos, bouncing his eyebrows and shoulders conspiratorially. He slides you your drink and you quickly take a sip. It only makes your head spin more.
"This one-" Aizawa jerks his head over to you. "Was trying to tap out after one."
You almost have a spit take with your drink.
"Shouta-" you begin to scold, but Hizashi cuts you off.
"Just one drink? Boo!" He's genuinely offended."I thought we were going to go wild tonight!"
Aizawa has this smarmy look of satisfaction on his face. He knows that you know what he's really saying.
"I said she should have at least four." There's a dark glint in his eye when he finally meets your gaze.
"What do you think? Can you handle four?"
Can we hear what youâre thinking about short on time? đ
im just really hung up on the concept again... two neighbors, passing in the night... these fleeting moments between them being the basis of their love
The fire escape is not a balcony, but it's the closest thing you've got. As soon as the door closes between your 'date', you slip on a pair of shorts and crank open the window, stepping out into the city air. A peanut can hides your carton of cigarettes and their ash.
It'd be a better idea to sleep, but you know it won't come. No, it's too late in the evening, too close to dawn, and the buzz in your head is too loud. Sleep would be impossible.
The gentle tap, tap of feet hitting the metal banister warns you of his arrival.
Another reason you can't go to bed: your favorite neighbor.
"Long time, no see."
You extend your cigarette and the ember burns deep, orange like the haze of streetlights that hang above the city. It's thicker now, in the summer heat of it all, the air so heavy that it clings to your skin. Moisture beads on the nape of Aizawa's neck, threatening to collect and trail down.
There's a moment of hesitation before your neighbor closes the gap between you, pushing away from the railing, and takes the gesture. He holds it between two fingers and takes a shallow inhale, just enough to have a mouthful. Sweat is caught in his hair, weighing down his curls into long, stretched spirals that plaster themselves to his forehead. The look he gives you is either warm or glowering- you wonder if he can tell you were just fucked.
"You should be sleeping," Aizawa says as he passes the cigarette back.
"You should be sleeping," you reply. You take a real drag. Cigarettes tastes different when shared, you think. Sweeter. Richer.
Aizawa is still watching you. Oh, he knows. He's trying to be a gentleman about it, but his eyes have flickered down to your chest more than once. Your sweat has made the white cotton seethrough and you welcome the attention.
"I'm about to," he replies. "What's your excuse?"
You exhale smoke and hand it back to him. "Wanted to see you."
He scoffs and rolls his eyes, but takes it anyway. "Fuck off."
hi dee, merry christmas eve eve.
if youâre still taking drabble requests, i propose reuniting with famous ex-bf sae at a hometown xmas party
i donât forgive you (but please donât hold me to it) đ itoshi sae x f!reader
4k â 18+, exes to lovers, infidelity (not sae x readerâs relationship), fingering, unprotected p in v, creampie, praise kink, oral fixation, finger sucking, angst with a hopeful ending, playing fast and loose with saeâs timeline, timeskip
a/n: i listened to phoebe bridgers - punisher (the album) on repeat nonstop while writing this. recommended for the vibes!
âI knew you hated me. But I didnât realize just how much until tonight.â
A voice interrupts the snowy silence on the back porch of the Itoshi household, its owner someone that youâve spent the better part of the night avoiding. Your tongue caresses the back of your teeth, fingers subtly tightening their grip against the wooden railing.Â
It feels like it might snow.
âSince when do you come back here for Christmas? Did you need to come sign some hometown autographs to boost your ego?â you ask, voice dripping with sarcasm as you stare out into the dark backyard, rather than turning your gaze to the ghost now standing beside you.Â
Itoshi Sae laughs, and the sound cracks against your ribcage like a whip.
It reverberates against the grooves and fissures that still linger there, ones that might as well have been carved by his own hand. It races through you like a cold wind. It makes your lungs burn.Â
âËâč⥠HE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER (like super old) BUT DAMN IT, HE'S SO HOT .á
mix the older guy down the bar who witnesses you bemoan your breakup, rough tumbling around the sheets, and overstimulation... featuring toji fushiguro and praise kink! you're at a bar on a chilly christmas eve after going through the absolute worst dry spell of your life, drowning your sorrows with the bartender who's not so subtly trying to kick you out so they can go home and celebrate their own festivities. but after hearing you bemoan about the fact that your ex never even made you cum throughout the entirety of your already flawed relationship? toji finally thinks of a way to get on the nice list this year. fruitcake recipe masterlist â§â á”á” đ â Ëâź
All you wanted for Christmas was a good, hard fuck.Â
The kind that left you breathless and sobbing, pleasure and pain that intensifies with every thrust that knocks the bed harder into the wall. Something ravenous, something primal to scratch the itch that's laid too dormant inside of you.
No, really. Some people want joyful, fuzzy little puppies or floral, sickly-sweet perfumes under the Christmas tree, but your request is a little bit more complex than can be written down on a wishlist. Your FedEx delivery driver was only so strong. But you owed it to yourself, you rationalized. You've been oh so good. The pinnacle of the nice list, even. After two years in an unsatisfying relationship with a partner who always veered a little too far or too slow from what you wanted, you should've been free, free to do whatever it was that you wanted, whoever you wanted. For the first time, you had options! In your endless visions, you expected to find smoke and fireworks and mussed up sheets, liberating flings and a revolving door of lovers to loosen up your self-control.Â
Instead, you were greeted with encounters that lacked what you really needed. A couple perfunctory faked orgasms, desert-dry thrusts, and awkward small talk at the door left a deeply unsatisfying mark on you.
Realistically, it didn't even have to be mind-blowingly amazing. You know that there's a one-in-a-million chance for that kind of bed chemistry in this day and age, but hey, go big or go home, right?
A normal person would've downloaded Tinder or Hinge, maybe Bumble if you were feeling particularly desperate, to browse through a disappointing selection of lonely singles just like you for a festive holiday fuck to scratch a tiny itch of desire that still remains untouched under your skin. You didn't want to sink back into the same-old song and dance though, just to end up getting left high and dry at curtain call.Â
And as old-fashioned you may be, but you prefer to meet your suitors in person, a lost art, honestly.
Your plan ultimately backfires during Christmas Eve on a Tuesday night, when you walk into your hometown bar having had enough to crickets and dust bunnies. You check your phone again, furrowing an eyebrow at what your phone has directed you to. It was the only bar open late tonight, unsurprisingly. From the outside, it's unassuming, if not a little bit janky from age, but beggars can't exactly be choosers. Your eyes slowly drag along the half-falling apart neon sign before shrugging.Â
To your surprise, it's not completely empty. A couple guests look up as you walk through the dilapidated door, eyeing you appraisingly for just a second before going back to their stale beers. Ouch. There's a few elderly patrons playing pool as "Last Christmas" crackles tauntingly through the overhead speakers. A little too on the nose, honestly.Â
The song continues to croon softly as you squeak down on a rickety barstool. You don't even realize that your shoulders have been stiff and tense for the better part of the walk there; and relaxing still takes most of your psyche. Still, you continue to observe your surroundings, lost in your head until a large figure makes his way to where you are. A voice, a low and disinterested drawl snaps you out of your thoughts. "What do you want?"
The figure, in question, looks like he's just stepped off your recent sex-deprived dreams. He's got a look in his eyes that oozes the kind of confidence you develop after years of experience, a lazy ease and indifferent wisdom that goes hand in hand to make an intoxicating concoction of a man. You play around with the idea of just how much older he is than you, calculating risk vs. reward. Interested, you eye the lopsided name tag that rests on top of one pec.
Amused, you notice that he's got frown lines, deepening the scar that adorns the right corner of his lips, permanently making him look petulant. Cute.
Sinfully, the primal part of your brain contemplates if he'll scowl the same way against your skin, hot breath fanning over your shoulder as he ruts into you. But as quickly as the thought encroaches your mind, it fades when the bartender continues to look at you in mild confusion, and you will your slack-jawed face to go back to something a little less embarrassing and telling of the fact that you were just fantasizing about a bartender you've just met. "Well? What'll it be?"
A glance at the slightly faded menu above him, though it's even more concealed by his head of dark hair. You choose, impulsive and mindless and maybe trying to seem older than you are. "An espresso martini."
"Machine's broken."
Your eyes narrow, unconvinced. "Then I'll take a regular martini."
"We're out of vermouth."
What kind of fucking bar is this? "Seriously?"
"It's Christmas Eve and we're the only bar open within 25 miles. We're not exactly the Ritz. What exactly did you expect?" He raises an eyebrow, but there's a twinkle of something amused in his eyes. You realize, that he's having fun with this.
Exasperated, you slump further into your stool. "Then just give me something. I don't care what it is."
He slides you a Bud Light, to your eternal despair. You don't even have to look to see he's chuckling from behind the counter on the other side of the bar.Â
In defiance, it sits melting in front of you while you go back to people-watching, half-listening to whatever game is on the television and occasionally perking up when you see one of the patrons sink one of the balls during pool. Eventually, even those sources of entertainment fall through as the cable stutters and guests around the bar slowly shuffle out.
"I know I'm a shit bartender, but I worked hard on that. You're hurting my feelings here, doll."
You roll your eyes. "You cracked open a mini-fridge and called it a day. Not exactly impressed, here."
"Oh, come on."
Toji cracks you open like an egg. Your rambling, embarrassingly enough, starts with a tirade about the weather. "God, doesn't it scare you? Climate change and all? The fact that we're almost through December and we haven't even seen a tiny glimpse of snow? Not even a speck?"
He rolls his eyes, but he can't necessarily disagree.
Toji lets you go on and on about your recent dating mishaps, life after a long-term relationship, how painfully aware it's made you of your own loneliness and like a champ, he takes it all in stride, grunting in response to your little quips while cleaning off the rest of the bar. But when you start talking about your recent dilemma, he stands at attention.Â
One hand poised under your chin, lashes fanning lowly against your cheek as you bemoan about your situation. "I justâI've been waiting for god knows how long for a decent fuck, you know? You probably don't understand because you're basically sex on a stick," His lips curl to one side. "But the dating scene is just so bleak right now. At this point, I don't even know if it ever will happen to me."
Your words linger a second longer than you'd like, and you look up to see Toji lost in his thoughts for a change. "Toji?"
And then he meets your eyes, will renewed. "You still have time, you know."
When he sees that you're still confused, he gives you a once-over from head to toe.
"I can give you what you want," Toji's voice drops to almost a whisper, conspiratorally, like waving a carrot in front of a bunny. "All you have to do is ask."
Your eyes dart around the bar, unexpectedly nervous and your voice comes out just an octave higher than you want it to be. Distantly, Toji thrums his long, skillful fingers along the hard wood of the bar as you consider your options.
Carefully, you consider your options. You decide to play with your luck. "I think you overestimate your abilities. I'm not the type to come after a few weak thrusts." You don't mean a single word of it, but it's worth it to see his eyes darken. "I'm serious. I was in a relationship for two years and a couple minutes of unsatisfying bumping and grinding won't do it for me."
Toji looks at you, cocking his head like he's speaking with a petulant pupil.Â
"I'm an old man, sweetheart. You want a quick fuck, but you're not gonna get that from me. Your issue is that you're too impatient," Before you can interrupt, that you've been patient for long enough, he serves you a scathing look, half-disbelieving and half-taunting. "But I know a thing or two, and I know for a fact that only good girls who wait get what the deserve."
And does he make you wait.
By the end of his shift, you're about ready to jump him, squirming in your seat while Toji diligently takes his time meticulously cleaning the bar with an almost-empty Lysol spray that you doubt actually cleans anything and counting the register with too-slow calculations. But what drives you crazy is the way he doesn't spare even a single glance in your direction, a razor sharp focus that gets you soaked and needy. You did not strike him for the particular type at all, but it seems that for tonight, he's gunning for Employee of the Year.Â
Then, finally, he goes to the door and flips the sign to 'CLOSED.' And then the lights flicker off, leaving nothing but a red glow and a counter between the two of you and finally, finally he gives you a measured glance that makes your heart soar.
"Are you gonna be good for me?"
Absolutely.
You barely make it to the break room at the back of the bar. There's not really any room for complaints with the way he grabs hold of you, slotting his lips against yours, hot and wet kisses that suck the need out of you.
Within seconds, you pick up on the kind of kisser that Toji is. The kind to kiss you senseless, bullying his tongue into your eager mouth, eager to please, eager to be satisfied. One of his hands is quick to snake around your throat and you gasp, fraying at the edges and threatening to pull you apart. You feel his lips chuckle against yours, and instinctually, you pout, only for him to suck on your bottom lip, just on this side of breathless.
He tastes like every single thing that's bad for you, and it's fucking delicious.Â
"Tojiâoh, fuckâwhat aboutâoh, keep doing that, yes, what about tâthe bar?" You wonder aloud, interrupted every millisecond with an insistent, needy kiss against your lips.
His voice is husky and sends vibrations down your spine. "Stop talking."
"Walking around, wearing thisâŠ" Toji groans like a desperate man as he palms against the plush of your ass, feeling the lacy skin there. Once more, hard enough to leave a mark. You've never been more grateful to wear a skirt in your life. "You're in trouble."
You hum. "I guess I am. What are you gonna do about it?"
"You like my hands?"
A pause, a reddening of your cheeks that creeps lower, lower, lower, as the rough pads of his thumb and index finger play with the pretty little red bow that sits so nicely on the crest of your cleavage. Like his own personal present. "Yeah. I do."
Toji hums appreciatively. "I think you'd like them better inside you, don't you think?"
A devious smile creeps onto his lips when you nod, all too pliant and willing. "What a good girl," He watches with darkened eyes as you obediently stick out your tongue, presenting your mouth to him and allowing him to stick his digits inside. Prodding deeper and deeper until he meets the back of your throat, making your eyes water and gag around the forceful sensation. But to his and your surprise, your tongue swirls around his fingers, forcing yourself in deeper. "Oh, fuck. You're naughty."Â
You grin, giddily pleased with yourself.
He's slow and methodical with the way he snakes his way between your legs, a rush of warmth rushing to meet him as he strokes your engorged bundle of nerves languidly through lace. You can hear the wet, clicking noises of your cunt from a mile away,Â
Brows knitting together, you struggle to form a cohesive thought. He hasn'tâhe hasn't even gotten inside of you yet and here you are, jelly-legged and grinding mindlessly against the palm of his hand. You're hyper aware of the way he toys with your pussy lips through the fabric, his saliva-soaked knuckles brushing against your clit in a way that forces your back to arch into the feeling. "Fuck. Please, please. Get inside of me."
A slap against your clit has you jolting. A long, unexpected moan tumbles out of your lips and your eyes widen, searching Toji's eyes for answers.
"You've gotta want it, sweet girl," Toji clicks his tongue. "You're gonna have to try harder than that."
"PlâPlease? Please, Toji? Please, I'll be so good, I'llâI'll do whatever you want, whatever it is, I'm, I swearâ"
"Use your words. Please what?" "Please! Please fuck me, use me how you want, I justâI wantâ."
His voice turns low and mocking. "You want, you want, you want. So selfish. That's all your generation does nowadays, isn't that right? Want."
It's hard to protest when the words just keep dying on the edge of your tongue, the push and pull of his fingers keeping you on the edge.Â
"You're lucky you're cut. You deserve to cum, don't you?" His voice is low and taunting, but his fingers pump in and out of you in a way that has you reeling, gripping on for dear life, animalistic and desperate. You don't even want to think about how you look, panting and pawing at the black cotton of his shirt. "You want me to give you your first orgasm?"
You nod, whining high in your throat as he finally, finally curls his fingers in just the right way up inside of you. It sends sparks down your spine and just for a moment, you feel the world collapse in on you, all your tensions melting away.
His fingers are glistening from your cunt as he pries his hand away, and the way you groan is depraved as he reaches for a taste, tongue sinfully tasting your juices and taking his sweet, sweet time. Then, he reaches for you, voice unexpectedly soft as he instructs you, "Open up," and his tongue drifts out to meet yours, sickly sweet and tart.Â
Toji parts from your lips and leaves you dizzy and bare for just a second, until you feel the hard bulge that's been begging for your notice. "It's my turn."
Slowly, you watch as he peels off the rest of his clothes in one swift movement, every uncontrolled action adding to the height of your anticipation.
And then you're rewarded as Toji sinks into your slippery cunt with a tight, restrained groan just as you moan wantonly, low and uncontrolled, a stark contrast. You've never been stuffed this full. "What a poor, sweet girl. This cunt's been waiting too long to get the fucking she deserves, huh?"Â
When he starts to set a pace, hard and unforgiving and hilt-deep, you disintegrate. It's amplified by him sinking into your tight wetness and leaving you emptied out when he draws his hips back, plundering you over and over and over.
Your second orgasm comes as a surprise that rocks your world, felt throughout your entire body as you arch deeper onto his cock. The pleasure overtakes all your senses, and above you, Toji thinks he just fell in love.
"Your ex is a dead man. He's so fucking dead. I can'tâ" Toji moans into your neck, renewing his pace inside of you once you've somewhat drifted back to earth until you're mewling farther into the table, back arching as your nails scratch against the hard wood, hands slipping until you eventually just slump down. "Can't fucking believe anyone would ever neglect this pussy. Best feeling on earth. God, I'm obsessed with you."
He looms over you, a furnace of heat on your back as his hands tighten on your hips and forces your legs even wider to get even deeper. You can't help but gasp at how demanding and powerful he feels, whole body sliding up the table with every hard thrust. There's the feeling of sweat on your skin and the whole room reeks of sex.
"I'll keep you," Toji promises with a snarl. "All for myself. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into."
Eventually, you're rearranged on your back, forced to look into his eyes as he continues with his demanding rutting against your tortured pussy. Still, his thick cock continues spearing you open. You don't even realize you're begging until he's chuckling darkly, eyes fond and amused. "Keep begging, sweetheart."
"Godâoh my godâfuck, fuckâthank you, need it, needed it so bad, thank you, thank youâ-" Your teeth clench after he slowly pulls out and bullies his way back in, swept further and further until your orgasm suddenly comes out of nowhere.
You come for the third time that night, hard and earth-shattering, all over his cock, mouth open in a soundless scream. Your fingers scrape along his back for salvation and Toji hisses, whispering filthy hot praises that leaves you dizzy and reeling.Â
It doesn't take Toji much time to chase after you with his own orgasm, howling and breaths coming out in ragged pants. You can feel itâwhen he pulls out, your breath hitches in your throat as you feel his cum leak out from your hole. It's a scorching feeling, tears welling up once more in your eyes as he finally pauses, overwhelmed and happy and so exquisitely spent.
When the room stills and your world quiets, all that's left is Toji continuing to kiss along the column of your throat, sucking harshly then laving the area with soft kisses, still continuing to stoke the fire inside of you. You wonder in a daze if he'll leave marks, and you lean further in, still lazing in the afterglow.
You stay like that for a tad longer than you probably should, tangled all up in each other like a knotted bow and lingering in your orgasmic bliss. FinallyâToji breaks the silence.
"Well, since I've given you the best sex of your life, don't suppose you're gonna get me my present next?" Toji grins, wolfish. Blurrily, you look behind him to see the time. 12:01 AM. "Merry Christmas, sweetheart."
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bring back dry humping and making out for hours
i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF
Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it