you can't put a name on something so talented

shakespeare didn't have a name • 18 • they/them • part time god • full time nerd

[detectivedcmonalds]

im not shakespeare, my name is aj :)

[pukicho]

Just saw a butt on tumblr. Please settle down.

[pukicho]

I need you to calm down

[thedankmemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[history-of-fashion]

1951 Jacqueline Bouvier (later Kennedy) and Lee Bouvier (later Radziwill) at the debutante ball (photo by Cecil Beaton)

(Conde Nast /National Portrait Gallery, London)

[dragonspiritblog]

Art by  x-Celebril-x

[detectivedcmonalds]

AHHH

[detectivedcmonalds]

from notes for a writing wip

[annabelle--cane]

asexual activism is PART of sex positivity. education about asexuality is part of sex education. speaking openly about sex, defying repressive sexual norms, and encouraging people to be comfortable with and enjoy their "unconventional" sexual lives all needs to include the messaging that not wanting sex is fine and that saying "no" every time is not only acceptable but good if that's what you really want. asexuality is not the opponent of sex positivity, it's another arm of it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the era-specific trans experience of being deadnamed by an automated email

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my sympathy in particular to people (me) who 1) legally changed their name years ago, and 2) are STILL in the process of updating their online accounts. bc each of those fuckers has to be individually. manually. updated.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

made an appointment for my flu shot at a pharmacy I haven't used in awhile. this morning I woke up to a text message starting with: "HELLO DEADNAME..." all caps and everything. my first instinct was "I am in Danger"

[prinnay]

Last weapon fairy, no. 13

Elegance mantis, angelica, twin flintlocks

[detectivedcmonalds]

AHH LOVE HER

[sadhoc]

disabled person 1: i'm not a child. don't treat me like a child.

disabled person 2: but being a child is not an insult! children should be treated. better

they're both right. children should be treated better and given more respect and autonomy. but disabled adults are not children, and even in a world where children were treated perfectly, it would not be ok to treat a disabled adult like a child.

it should not be a surprise when a disabled adult wants to drink alcohol, or have sex, or say "fuck," or watch r rated movies. disabled adults are adults, even if our needs are higher than neurotypical and ablebodied adults.

[sadhoc]

i see the year 2018 and think "oh yeah two years ago" and then i remember. the horrors

[detectivedcmonalds]

duuude i do the same thing

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry

[horchatarevolution-deactivated2]

[dragonspiritblog]

Art by  TheRafaArts

[detectivedcmonalds]

AH

[my-gender-is]

My gender is the Frankenstein Reese’s peanut butter cups

[detectivedcmonalds]

so valid

[detectivedcmonalds]

asexual pick up line: hey are you a salad? cause im only interested if you're dressed

[the-ineffable-ace]

OMG I’M IN MY BIOLOGY BOOK

🤪💅

[detectivedcmonalds]

when i was in eighth grade and i learned about asexual reproduction my dumbass thought "oh thank god, i don't have to have sex"