I Don't Like Horses.

My name is Fredrick Rettinger and work as a freelance detective. Feel free to hit me up if you need anything and I will gladly send help your way. ............................................ Independent RP blog for OC Fredrick Rettinger. ................................................... Multiverse/Multifandom/OC friendly ......................................................... M!A :: Acepting!

[gallagherconsulting]

"You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look."

“I have no such look.”Lorena huffed, a frown creeping onto her face. She liked to think of herself as calm. Still, he hadn’t even turned around when he spoke, and she didn’t quite know what to think about this.“…Do I?”

[detectiverettinger]

Fredrick laughed at the comment. “Sorry, I’m just-- I don’t see that face from you often. It caught me off guard. It’s similar to one my mom gave me when she found me snooping in dad’s case files.” The man squeezed her hand back though, a smile still on his face. “It’s definitely not bad.”

[gallagherconsulting]

"You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look."

“I have no such look.”Lorena huffed, a frown creeping onto her face. She liked to think of herself as calm. Still, he hadn’t even turned around when he spoke, and she didn’t quite know what to think about this.“…Do I?”

[detectiverettinger]

Fredrick hesitated. That was something he rarely did, and yet he did it with his partner. The detective shifted on his feet, caught in a comment he probably shouldn’t have made. God– he wish Rel or Ally were here maybe he could direct the attention onto one of them. Though, he had to be truthful. “…When something your passionate about comes up, I’m sure it….sometimes? appears on your face?”

[gallagherconsulting]

Lorena blinked, shuffling on her feet a little as her brows furrowed. She wasn’t aware she’d made any look. From the sounds of it, however, neither was Freddy. Now they were both confused and her frown turned into a pout. “Well, if so then wouldn’t it be a good idea to listen to that look?” A small smile started to play at the corners of her mouth - she was noticing his discomfort and wanted to alleviate it a little if she could, answers or no.

[detectiverettinger]

“Yes, yeah, I think-- thats definitely a good thing to do, yeah.” Freddy shifted on his feet, then only smiled and kissed the woman softly. “Hey though, the look isn’t bad, it gets people to do what you want, right? That’s always good.” He tried to appear confident as he said it, peering down at his wife as he kissed the top of her head.

[gallagherconsulting]

"You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look."

“I have no such look.”Lorena huffed, a frown creeping onto her face. She liked to think of herself as calm. Still, he hadn’t even turned around when he spoke, and she didn’t quite know what to think about this.“…Do I?”

[detectiverettinger]

Fredrick hesitated. That was something he rarely did, and yet he did it with his partner. The detective shifted on his feet, caught in a comment he probably shouldn’t have made. God-- he wish Rel or Ally were here maybe he could direct the attention onto one of them. Though, he had to be truthful. “...When something your passionate about comes up, I’m sure it....sometimes? appears on your face?”

[detectiverettinger]

✯

18– Proposing to them (oh my god)

Fredrick stared wide eyed at the woman kneeling before him and he had no words to express how truly shocked he was. He considered what she asked and he shifted on his feet.“You know, my lovely darling, traditionally I’m the one that’s supposed to be doing this? Did I wait too long for you?”He seemed genuinely curious, a slight bit amused. Nonetheless he shifted once more to reach down to the height his partner was at and he smiled as he kissed her so softly.“Lorena, darling, if I said I wouldn’t be proud to make you my wife, I’d be a liar. I love you so much more than you’ll ever know, and I love you even more for this, of course I’ll marry you.”He stood back up, pulling his now fiancee back up with him.“Though I suppose there’s no use for this now, is there?”The detective pulled out his own ring with a wink and a grin.“I acted too late, I suppose.”

[detectiverettinger]

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

Fredrick smiled at the comment his wife made, kissing her softly and pulling her close in a hug.“You have absolutely no idea how happy you just made me, Lorena.”

[detectiverettinger]

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]

"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"I feel like I'm going to puke."

"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"

"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."

"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"

"I forgot where I parked my car."

"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."

"It's only a slice of pie."

"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"

"The cat is looking at me funny."

"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."

"Care to join me?"

"I would rather not eat dinner alone."

"Did you remember to lock the door?"

"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"

"I don't feel pretty enough for him."

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."

"People are stupid today."

"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"

"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."

"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I think you need help."

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

"What is it like being you?"

[askboxmemethings]

Send a "✯”and I’ll randomly generate a number 1-20. My muse will react to your muse...

Use this website to generate a number between 1-20. Do not look ahead of time! Some are NSFW!

Keep reading

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;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞

❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞

❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ He has no pulse! ❞

❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞

❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞

❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞

❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞

❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞

❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞

❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞

❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞

❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞

❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞

❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞

❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞

❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞

❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞

❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞

❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞

❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞

❝ I lost my shoe! ❞

❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞

❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞

❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞

❝ Glad you’re back. ❞

❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞

❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞

❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞

❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞

❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞

❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞

❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞

❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞

❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞

❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞

❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞

❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞

❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞

❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞

❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞

❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞

❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞

❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞

❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞

❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞

❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞

❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞

❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞

❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞

❝ You’re my person. ❞

❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞

❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

[rpmemes-gallery]

Invade my inbox. Talk dirty to my muse. Make him/her squirm.

[detectiverettinger]

Pregnancy Starters

"S/he started kicking last week."

"I'm not ready to be a parent."

"I just feel like my feet have fallen off. I can't see them!"

"Are you sure we can do this? Have this baby?"

"I don't care what we have as long as it's healthy."

"I'm pregnant, and I... I don't know who the father is."

"Stop trying to convince me to give it up! I want this child."

"Come here. S/he just kicked."

"It's okay. You can feel it."

"But do you know what this means? Our whole lives are going to change for this baby."

"Do you really think I can do this on my own? Be a single parent?"

"I don't want to know the sex."

"You got me pregnant."

"Are you ready to start a family?"

"This is what happens when the condom breaks."

"You have to help me. I can't do this on my own."

"It's a girl/boy."

"I've never wanted anything more than this. I want to be a parent."

[rpmemes-gallery]

Send me "OBJECT" and my muse will tell you one item you left behind at their house.

[rpmemes-gallery]

Send me "It's freezing!" and my muse will decide how to warm your muse up.

[rpmemes-gallery]

My muse was just in a car accident, and they have to be rushed to the hospital. Your muse is their emergency contact, and you get a call in the middle of the night. What is your response when you show up?

[rpmemes-gallery]

Invade my inbox. Flirt with my muse.

[detectiverettinger]

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]

"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"I feel like I'm going to puke."

"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"

"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."

"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"

"I forgot where I parked my car."

"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."

"It's only a slice of pie."

"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"

"The cat is looking at me funny."

"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."

"Care to join me?"

"I would rather not eat dinner alone."

"Did you remember to lock the door?"

"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"

"I don't feel pretty enough for him."

"You can do anything you set your mind to."

"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."

"People are stupid today."

"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"

"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."

"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."

"I'm tired of fighting."

"I think you need help."

"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."

"What is it like being you?"

[detectiverettinger]

Get Me

“By all the above, who the hell does he think he is? You’d think the damned demon would have some sense–!”“It’s not the man’s fault you know.”“Noooo! Of course not! Why would it ever be!”“You’re uncharacteristically sarcastic today, Freddy.”The man shot Alma a look as he sped up his walking. He hoped that it looked the least bit annoyed or otherwise he’d lose his strength. Though he also hoped Ally didn’t mind. When he heard Aurelio was in trouble, he had been worried immediately. It’s not often that the demon would actually need help– well at least when it’s not something that has to do with the man getting emotional. No, he was worried when Alma came in to his office, rather suddenly he might add, telling him of Aurelio and how he got tangled up in some mess that left him in trouble. And if Ally couldn’t help him, what sort of help could a mere detective give him? Though, determined to help his friend, he had agreed to help. He didn’t want to see the man hurt any more than he already was. And he also didn’t want to see how his wife reacted if he had gotten more hurt than he already was– she was fairly good with chemicals, and he didn’t want to test his luck.“I’m also uncharacteristically pissed off.”At that Alma had started to laugh and Freddy nearly let himself looked shocked, peering at her confusedly. If she was able to laugh at a time like this, it’s no wonder how she can switch moods so suddenly.“What is so funny?”“For a detective that’s supposed to know a lot you sure do get annoyed when you don’t”“…..shut up, Ally.”At that she laughed more and Freddy was inclined to join her, though he didn’t, more worried over his friend than he was amused over her finding the irony in his emotions.“You’re the one who told me the man was in trouble and now you’re laughing?! Don’t you care for him??”Alma stopped and smiled, giving him an amused look, and he wondered how the nephilym could be so calm.“I do, I just think you’re overthinking and overreacting.”She opened a door then and Fredrick felt like punching something with what he saw– Aurelio hanging up and tangled in ropes, in all sorts of angles, waving down at him, and a huge grin plastered on his face. God– he wished he could punch him in the jaw right about then.“Hiii– I could use a bit of help!”Fredrick groaned, turning back around. To think that he was actually worried– of course the prick wouldn’t be in any real trouble. And then why would he go to him if he actually was– like he said, there’s not much he could do for him. It left him annoyed, feeling helpless, and mostly angry beyond belief. He could have been dying for all he knew--“Save your bloody self, Schlussler!” He could very clearly hear both Aurelio and Alma laughing as he slammed the door and walked off.

[detectiverettinger]

Tell me.

“You know darling.”“Yes, Fredrick?”“I’ve been thinking–”“That you do.”Fredrick smiled above his newspaper, setting it down as he folded the black and gray and peered over at his wife, trying not to laugh at how she responded to him.“I’ve been thinking about the past.”The man noted the quick, worried glance Lorena gave him before her face settled back into a curious purse of her lips.“Do go on, darling.”“Mostly about Abigail, and about you an I.”“Freddy–”He smiled weakly then, shifting in his seat. There was nothing wrong with what he was going to say, he was fairly certain, though he wouldn’t dispute Lorena’s fears just yet. He wanted her to hear the story, no matter how sad.“Before Abigail died–”“Freddy you don’t have to–”Fredrick saw the cautious look from her, her furrowed brows, the way she paused and gave him all of her attention. She was nearly half way out of her seat to go over to him when he had ushered her to sit back down.“Please, darling, let me finish. I want to– Before Abigail died we were always laughing, and had such wonderful times together, and there was a day where she came to me and I thought she was hurt because she had looked so nervous–”Lorena had gotten up by then, despite his ushering, going over to sit on his desk and he moved his newspaper over so it wouldn’t get crumpled.“–I didn’t know what to think, there were at least a million things going through my head and I had no clue which were right and which were wrong, or somewhere in between. She asked me what I had thought of children, and to be quite honest, I had no idea what she was getting at, at the time. She wanted to know what I thought of starting a family and at the time I never really thought of it– and when I had, she was gone, and I never wanted to think about it again.”Fredrick felt Lorena’s lips on his forehead, the way she pulled back and wiped the tears from his eyes he hadn’t even realized had fallen, and he quickly sat back, gaining back his composure.“–Until, well, now, darling– I told you I was thinking of the past and about you and I and I was thinking that I’d like to start a family with you, because I could not bare it to see us have so much love to give and not many to give it to or share it with. I could not bare it to see us not have a family when we both know we wished for it.”His wife had gone wide eyed then, with surprise, curiousity, confusion, he had not known but she smiled and his fears were hushed down as she kissed him and Fredrick pulled the woman down into his lap.“Freddy, darling, I would love it.”The man breathed a sigh of relief, kissing her again with his hand behind her head.“You have no idea how glad I am to hear that.”“I believe I do.”