timmgutterson:
     â Think the analogy stopped at you beinâ somethinâ funny tâ stare at, buddy. Donât think any self-respectinâ hillbilly would wanna pay tâ see a yank. â At least not the kind of hillbillies that frequented these parts âÂ
             A beat. â You tryinâ to say snowâs a kink for you? â A shit-eating grin covered his featured ( hard as fuck indeed ), before he continued, â Monkey still suits yâ better than any sort aâ predator thoâ. Sorry. â
     âI learned it watching you.âÂ
    He shook his head. âAinât the kind of hard I meant. Iâd say get your mind out of the gutter, but seems to be itâs wedged in there pretty good.â Not that he could talk. âYou know, one of these days, youâre gonna hurt my feelings. Youâre gonna cut me too deep.â He folded a hand over his heart for good measure. âToo deep.âÂ








