Detective Strange

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John: Jesus it’s cold.

Sherlock: Here, take my hoodie, i’m not even that cold.

John: Thanks, i’ll give it back tomorrow.

*later at home*

John aggeressively inhaling in Sherlock’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it: I’m not giving this back.

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Sherloki :)

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mOod

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Sherlock: *shoots the wall*

John: what the HELL are you doing?

Sherlock: bored

John: oh god, come here *kisses Sherlock*

Sherlock: *blushes*

John: better?

Sherlock: better :3

[fandomincorrectquotes]

Sherlock: It’s not gay if I want to date John but as bros, right?

Mycroft: I’m not much of an expert, but that sounds pretty gay

Eurus: [Eating chips] I am an expert. That’s gay

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-pengwin]

Mycroft: Small animals are more vicious, it’s ‘cause their anger has less space to be bottle in.

Greg: ridiculous, give one example.

Anderson: spiders.

Donovan: bees.

Molly: terriers.

Sherlock: John.

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Mum : *walks into my room* What are you doing?

Me : *scrolling through Netflix* Looking for something to watch

Mum : What happened to the TV show you started watching last week?

Me : I finished it yesterday

Mum : But it had 10 seasons

Me : And?

[sadrainbowalpacashipper]

Jim: you? you hate me.

Jim: you once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.

Sherlock: well, nobody’s perfect!

[lets-talk-about-superwholock]

John: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: He called me cute.

[irreparableinnocence]

Me: Time to do homework :)

Brain: Time to stare at Tumblr and refresh out OTP's tag every two minutes :)

Me: Yeah, let's do that.

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Sherlock, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder: John!

Mary, also wearing an apron: Honey you're home!

John: What--

Sherlock, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

Mary, opening the oven: I made dinner, sweetheart!

Sherlock: We missed you!

Mary: Welcome home!

John: Guys, please...

John: This is Ikea. We're going to get kicked out.

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Johnlock in a nutshell

*Sherlock's mind palace*

Moriarty: Sherlock is dying

Sherlock: ...

Moriarty: So many people will cry

Moriarty: Mrs Hudson,

Sherlock: ...

Moriarty: your mum, your dad

Sherlock: ...

Moriarty: John will be in great danger

Sherlock: *comes back from death*

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and this was one of the moments i shipped Johnlock the most

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Camping Trip

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson take a day to go camping.

They pitch a tent, start a fire, and roast some marshmallows. When it starts to get dark both Sherlock and John go into their tent and sleep. Around the middle of the night Sherlock wakes John up and points out the stars to him.

Sherlock: Tell me what do you see?

John: The stars?

Sherlock: Okay and what do you deduct from that?

John: That we are out side?

Sherlock: No it means some one stole our tent.

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-pengwin]

John: hemm, Sherlock…

Sherlock: Yes, John?

John: I lo-

Sherlock: is not necessary to say it, John, I love you too.

John: What? I was going to tell you I lost the key.

Sherlock: What key?

John: Really? We are standing outside on the bloody pouring rain and you are choosing this exact moment to confess your love?

Sherlock: yes?

John: ok, Cute.