I’m Sure They Said This

Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, with occasional apperances by Johnlock, Hoopstan, Johnlockary, Warstan, and Marylock           SUBMISSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME

[seasononedean]

happy castiel day to all who celebrate and evil wretched hell day to everyone else!

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

Greg: Man, it’s beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!

Mycroft, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.

[incorrectbbcsherlockquotes]

Greg: 10 seconds is in eternity, Mycroft, it’s like a third way to Mars

Mycroft: Thirty seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It’s not a fact

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Sherlock, out of nowhere: THE FLOOR IS HATING MYCROFT!

Greg: *latches onto the ceiling*

Mycroft: *drops to the floor*

Greg: MYCROFT NO

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Mycroft: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Greg: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sherlock: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

John: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Mycroft: What do you normally say when you answer the phone?

Greg: What's up?

Anderson: Who dis be?

John: No, he's dead. This is his flatmate.

Sherlock: I'm not dead.

John: No, he's dead. This is his flatmate.

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Greg: Who shot the cabbie?

Sherlock: That's not going to work. I'm not a snitch.

Greg: Okay, let's try something else. Tag a friend who has shot a cabbie.

Sherlock: Haha lol @JAwn

[incorrectmystradequotes]

I just agree so whole heartedly with your characterisations. So excited right now.

Thanks! 💞💞💞

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize for this blog’s inactivity. I will try to post on here, but posts will be much less frequent. This is in my part due to school and real life, as well as involvement in other fandoms. I truly hope y’all can understand. This blog and this community has been so important to me for this past year or so, and I’m so happy and awestruck that this blog became as popular as it did. I love y’all so much💞💞💞

-Raven

[qunarirogue-deactivated20190411]

[finalproblem]

Exactly one year ago, this post became the very first Sherlock thing I ever reblogged. And then I made this blog, which was only supposed to last a few weeks. I’m still here.

REBLOG THIS PHOTOSET AT YOUR OWN RISK.

(And happy 2013, you lovely people.)

[finalproblem]

TWO YEARS NOW.

Happy 2014.

[finalproblem]

Three years done. Does this mean I’m a Senior now?

(And happy 2015, you perpetually lovely people.)

[finalproblem]

FOUR YEARS.

*plays “Pomp and Circumstance”*

Happy 2016.

[finalproblem]

five years ✋

or maybe i’ve always been here

happy not-2016 either way

🎆🍾🎊🕵

[finalproblem]

i am an insect trapped in amber, and i accept my fate

happy 2018

[finalproblem]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

I regret nothing

Happy 2019

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Molly: Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and i think that’s beautiful.

Mary: How much sleep are you getting?

Molly: Not enough.

[incorrectmystradequotes]

John: C'mon, Mycroft can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's... I don't know, a terrible kisser or something.

Greg: No, he's good at that, too.

John: What?

Greg: What?

[pasta5284]

please help a trans man leave a life-threatening abusive situation

tw: abuse and sexual assault mentions

hi everyone. one of my closest friends is in a really, really awful living situation. he has been forced to move back in with his horrifically abusive family where quite literally every day he faces emotional, mental, physical, and sexual abuse. this may sound like an exaggeration but it’s not. i have known him for years now and know the pain he goes through constantly because of the people he is forced to be with every day.

he is trying to save up on his own to leave and get to a safer place, but his family takes almost every cent he makes. if you can donate even one dollar it would make a huge difference. at the very least please share: reblogging, posting to facebook, twitter- anything to get the word out. 

his gofundme is here.

i don’t have much in the way of stuff i can offer for donations, but i am a third year graphic design major so i can do some design work people who donate if that sweetens the deal. thank you for reading and for any and all support. 

[incorrectmystradequotes]

Moriarty: True evil is born through loss and pain. When I was a kid, I once had a toy train. Then I lost it.

Greg: … That’s it?

[ruptorune]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[waywardsignns-a]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[sandersstudies]

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[whats-a-terrarium]

While I am content to stick this thing out, because this site really is never going away, I’m going to be linking my other accounts later in case anyone whose path I’ve crossed on this hellsite wants to get/keep in touch when everything goes up in flames and because I know a lot of y’all are deleting

(Reblogging to my sideblogs)

[jhoomwrites]

send me a ship

and i’ll tell you…

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

[whitmerule]

omg yes I WANT TO DO THIS send me your ships my darlings, send them to me