Baby Ask Meme!
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’m not sure who the father is.”
“The baby’s coming!”
“…It’s twins.”
“I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”
“I’ve got somebody pregnant.”
“Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”
“I think we should adopt.”
“I want children.”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t ever want kids.”
“There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”
“Take me to the hospital, now!”
“I lost the baby…”
“Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”
“I’m having a baby!”
“We’re having a baby!”
“Surprise, I’m pregnant!”
“I think she’s pregnant.”
“I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”
“I said you were the father but I lied.”
“I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”
“You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”
“My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”
“I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”
“I want an abortion.”
“I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”
“The doctor said there’s something wrong…”
“What do you mean ‘triplets’?!”
